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Oniony Egg Salad in Endive Cups

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $3.75
  • 22 Comments

I screw around with food a lot.

I add pumpkin to mac and cheese, honey to meatballs and broccoli to traditional Italian meat dishes, and I don’t feel guilty about it for a second. Flavors, in my book, are meant to be played with.

But there is one food I don’t like generally like messed with; a food so integral to my childhood and hence, adult comfort food regime, that I like to keep it exactly the way it has always been. That food is egg salad, and I like mine the way my mother made it, with eggs, mayonnaise, salt pepper and dried dill. Anything else seems superfluous and therefore less-comforting.

But today I am feeling adventurous…and also way too carbed-out from last week’s indulgences to eat anything starchy. So, I’m going just a little bit defiant on traditional egg salad. Not only am I messing around with the flavors, adding chives and fresh lemon juice and omitting the dill, I’m eating it in peppery endive cups…to great results.

I never rebelled much as a teenager, but check me and my renegade egg salad out now.

Ingredients

  • 6 eggs $1.50
  • 3 tbsp mayonnaise Pantry
  • 2 tbsp finely chopped red onion (about 1/6 medium onion) $0.50 for a whole onion
  • 1/2 bunch chives, chopped finely (reserve some for garnish) $1 for a bunch
  • 1 small wedge of lemon $0.50 for a whole lemon
  • salt and freshly-ground pepper to taste Pantry
  • 1 whole head of endive $0.25

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  1. Place the eggs in a pot and cover with cold water.
  2. Turn heat to high, cover pot and bring water to a boil.
  3. Turn off the heat, cover, and let sit, undisturbed. for 8 minutes.
  4. Bring the whole pot to the sink and gently pour out the hot water.
  5. Turn the tap to cold water and let run over the hot eggs for 1 minute.
  6. Turn off the tap and let eggs sit in the cold water for 2 minutes, until cool to the touch.
  7. Crack and peel each egg, and then place in a mixing bowl.
  8. Add the mayonnaise and then mash gently with a fork (I like to leave the the egg mixture somewhat chunky).
  9. Stir in the onion and chives and squeeze the lemon over the mixture.
  10. Stir gently and add salt and pepper to taste.
  11. Place in the refrigerator while you prepare the endive.
  12. To prepare the endive, cut off the end so the leaves come apart easily. Divide them.
  13. To assemble, use a small spoon to scoop about 1 or 1 1/2 tbsp of egg salad into the cup of each endive leaf.
  14. Arrange the salad-filled endive leaves (I like to do this in the shape of a star, as pictured) If you have extra egg salad left over, serve it with the filled leaves.
  15. Garnish the whole thing with the extra chives and serve.

Buttermilk Biscuits

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:16
  • Estimated Cost $3.50
  • 9 Comments

Last weekend I flew to Nashville to surprise my best friend Caitlin for her 30th birthday. We had one of those magical weekends with just the right balance of going out, staying in and simply enjoying sweet togetherness (mad props to her boyfriend Dale who kindly tolerated three straight days of Caitlin and me acting like we were in junior high). Anyway, I came back to San Francisco thinking about how lucky I am to have such a special friend in my life…and also about biscuits.

Biscuits all over Nashville are out of control, but I didn’t know I cared so much about them until I ate the ones at Loveless Cafe. Light and fluffy but insanely buttery on the inside with a crisp and even-more-buttery exterior. We spread them with fresh butter and jam (though they didn’t need either) and when we ran out, we hungrily requested more. I was uncomfortably full at the end of the meal, but it was worth it.

Admittedly, these are not as extraordinary as the ones at the Loveless, but they’re hot, fresh and buttery and they do the trick.

Ingredients

  • 2 cups all-purpose flour plus more for rolling and baking Pantry
  • 4 tsp baking powder Pantry
  • 1/4 tsp baking soda Pantry
  • 3/4 tsp salt Pantry
  • 4 tbsp very cold unsalted butter, cut into pieces $1.50 for a stick
  • 1 cup very cold buttermilk (if you don't have buttermilk, add 1 tbsp lemon juice or white vinegar to a cup of regular milk and let sit for 5 minutes) $2 for a pint

Recipe Serves 6

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Lightly flour a baking sheet and set aside.
  2. Use your hands to rub the butter into the flour, until the mixture resembles small peas (work quickly, you don't want the butter to melt).
  3. Form a little well in the center of the mixture and pour in the buttermilk. Stir together to form a very sticky dough.
  4. Lightly flour a flat, clean surface and knead the dough about 5 times, just until it holds together. Press it until it is about 1 1/2” thick. 
  5. Use a biscuit cutter, wine glass or drinking glass to cut 3” circles out of the dough, reworking the scraps until all the dough has been cut.
  6. Arrange the biscuits on the floured baking sheet so they touch one another lightly.
  7. Bake for 13-16 minutes, until puffy and golden-brown. 
  8. Serve hot.

Pumpkin-Goat Cheese Dumplings in Brown Butter

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:08
  • Estimated Cost $10
  • 3 Comments

Looking for an appetizer or side dish that will make everyone think you’re a gourmet chef, while exerting as little effort as possible? Look no further. These only take a little bit of time to assemble and taste like a hybrid of a Japanese gyoza potsticker and a pumpkin ravioli. Easy and delicious—just make sure you have a big pan with a fitted lid.

Ingredients

  • 1 15-oz. can pumpkin puree (not "pumpkin pie filling") $1.50
  • 1/8 tsp ground nutmeg $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 2 tsp brown sugar Pantry
  • 1/2 tsp each salt and pepper Pantry
  • 4 oz. crumbled goat cheese $4
  • About 30 round wonton wrappers $2 for a 12-oz package
  • 2 tbsp unsalted butter $1 for a stick
  • 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. In a mixing bowl, combine pumpkin, nutmeg, brown sugar, salt and pepper. Stir well to combine.
  2. To assemble dumplings, lay a wonton wrapper on a clean, dry surface. Brush the edges lightly with water and place about 1 tsp of pumpkin mixture in the center of the wrapper. Add a goat cheese crumble or two.
  3. Fold wonton in half and press the edges to seal completely. Place on a clean plate. Repeat until all wrappers and filling are used up.
  4. Heat the butter and oil together in a large frying pan over medium heat, until the butter begins to brown lightly. 
  5. Working in batches, cook the dumplings on both sides until they are lightly golden brown and crisp on the bottom.
  6. Pour 2 tbsp water over the whole pan and quickly cover the pan with a fitted lid. Allow the dumplings to steam with the lid on for about 1 minute. Remove lid (keeping heat on) and let the excess liquid evaporate for a few minutes until dumplings become lightly crisp again.
  7. Remove from pan and serve immediately (alternately, keep warm on a baking sheet in a 200 degree oven until ready to serve).

If you haven’t watched this video from Tante Marie’s in San Francisco, stop whatever you are doing right now and watch it from start to finish. Not only is it hilarious, it’s full of good information about cooking a basic Thanksgiving dinner.

In my family, we don’t actually celebrate Thanksgiving on Thursday. We spend Thanksgiving day at whatever Sonoma winery happens to be open (though, since it will likely be raining this year, I think we’ll just be having a boozy indoors picnic). On Friday, however, we throw a huge party with traditional Thanksgiving food (and much of the non-traditional variety) at my parents’ house. My mother takes care of the turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes (she puts so much bourbon on them that they smell like fraternity pledges) and pies and I handle the appetizers, a few sides and an additional dessert. Friends and extended family bring a few extras to add to the table. My dad selects the wine and my brother makes phenomenal martinis. It’s my favorite day of the year.

In terms of food specifics, appetizers-wise, this year I’m responsible for Vietnamese Vegetable Summer Rolls with Peanut Sauce as a starter (for additional appetizers, we’ll also have a cheese plate, veggies and dip and bacon-wrapped water chestnuts, courtesy of my roommate Kristina). For the meal, I’ll be making a quadruple batch of the deluxe version of my Brown Butter-Pumpkin Mac and Cheese. My mom will be brining and roasting an enormous turkey and also making fresh stuffing, the aforementioned bourbon sweet potatoes, Brussels sprouts with apples, bacon and gorgonzola and sweet dinner rolls. Friends are bringing green beans, salad and more wine. For dessert, my friend Holly will be whipping up the most unbelievable coconut bars (basically butter, coconut and heaven mixed together and served in bar form), Mom will be serving pies and I’ll be hopping up from the table at the last minute to fry up about 100 Brown Sugar-Banana Spring Rolls. I’ll serve them sliced in half with a dollop of fresh whipped cream.

That’s what we’re having this year but if you’re in need of a few other dish suggestions for a high-class, low-budget Thanksgiving, why not add some of the following to your roasted turkey?

Appetizers
Crostini 3 Ways
Bacon and Parmesan-Stuffed Mushrooms
Sriracha Deviled Eggs
Chicken-Apple Meatballs with Honey and Sage

Sides
Bacon-Persimmon Stuffing
Butternut Squash Soup with Pear, Shallots and Sage
Savory Sweet Potato Gratin
Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Garlic and Lemon

Desserts
Banana Cake with Cinnamon Swirl
Pear-Caramel Bread Pudding
Pear Spice Cake with Molasses-Cream Cheese Icing
Salted Fudge Brownies

It’s been a wonderful year in BrokeAss Gourmet Land, and for that (to unintentionally quote Daniel Tosh) I thank you. Thank you for your readership, your feedback and your support. I hope your holiday is warm, happy and full of people you love. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Ultimate Brown Butter-Pumpkin Mac and Cheese

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:30
  • Estimated Cost $12
  • 15 Comments

Brown Butter-Pumpkin Mac and Cheese is probably my best-known recipe, thanks to its rich texture (despite the comparatively-minimal amount of cheese called for) and unique pumpkin flavor. It makes for a great side dish or vegetarian main year-round, but on Thanksgiving, I like to make it a little extra-decadently. I add sweet caramelized onions, extra cheese, use half-and-half instead of milk and give the whole thing a crunchy breadcrumb topping. Every year it’s a unanimous favorite at my Thanksgiving table—I hope this year you’ll share it at yours.

Ingredients

  • 8 oz. elbow macaroni, penne, shells or other small pasta shape $1 for 14 oz.
  • 4 tbsp unsalted butter plus more for the pan $1 for a stick
  • 1/2 medium onion, chopped $0.50 for a whole onion
  • 2 tbsp all-purpose flour Pantry
  • 3/4 cup whole milk or half-and-half $1 for a pint
  • 3/4 cup unsweetened canned pumpkin $1.50 for a 15-oz. can
  • 1 cup plus 4 tbsp shredded aged white cheddar cheese $3.50 for 8 oz.
  • dash nutmeg $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 1/4 cup dry bread crumbs $2 for 8 oz.

Recipe Serves 6-8

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Lightly butter an 11"x13" baking pan or 4 ramekins/oven-proof bowls
  2. Cook macaroni in salted boiling water according to package directions.
  3. While macaroni cooks, melt the butter in a medium pot over low heat. 
  4. Add the onion and cook, stirring occasionally, for about 10 minutes, to allow the onions to caramelize. 
  5. Turn heat up to medium and cook, just until butter begins to brown. 
  6. Add the flour and whisk until you have a very sticky dough. 
  7. Continue whisking the butter-onion-flour mixture for 1 minute.
  8. Slowly whisk in the milk or half-and-half a little at a time, to form a thick sauce.
  9. Continue whisking as you add the pumpkin and the cup of the white cheddar. You should have a very creamy orange sauce. 
  10. Season with nutmeg, salt and pepper.
  11. Drain the pasta and return it to its pot. Use a rubber spatula to scrape all of the sauce over the pasta and stir to coat the pasta evenly.
  12. Scrape the sauced pasta into the prepared pan(s) and top with the reserved cheddar and the breadcrumbs.
  13. Bake for 18-22 minutes or until the cheese is very bubbly and the breadcrumbs are lightly browned. Serve hot.