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Strawberry-Balsamic Chicken Legs

  • Prep Time 10 minutes
  • Cook Time 35 minutes
  • Estimated Cost $10
  • 14 Comments

Don't use expensive balsamic vinegar for this one. Since you're cooking it down, the nuances that make the pricey kind worth it will cook away, so there's really no point.

The really beautiful thing about this recipe (besides how inexpensive it is, how few ingredients it requires and how breathtakingly gorgeous it looks when you plate it with a little kale salad and some fresh strawberries) is how impressed people are by it when you put it in front of them. You get to use fancy words like "reduction" and "macerated" when you describe how you made it, leaving your dining companion to ooh and ahh and think sexy thoughts about you (unless, of course, you don't want them to, in which case they'll just think about how smart and competent you are). 

A few pointers: Firstly, this is a great way to use up strawberries that are a day or two away from being too mushy to eat. Just slice 'em up and let them cook down into sweet, syrupy deliciousness. And speaking of which, if you want to skip adding the sugar when you make the sauce, that's just fine. The sauce will be a little bit more tart, but the sweetness from the balsamic and the strawberries will still keep it in the right ballpark. 

Secondly, don't use expensive balsamic vinegar for this one. Since you're cooking it down, the nuances that make the pricey kind worth it will cook away, so there's really no point.

Finally, if you want use chicken breasts instead of thighs, go right ahead. Personally, I prefer the deeper flavor, higher level of juiciness and lower price of the leg-thigh cut.

Ingredients

  • extra virgin olive oil (for the pan) Pantry
  • 1/2 cup balsamic vinegar (see headnote) Pantry
  • 16 oz. strawberries, rinsed, stems removed, and sliced $4.50 
  • 1 tablespoon brown sugar (or white sugar or honey) Pantry
  • salt and black pepper Pantry
  • 2 whole chicken legs, bones and skin intact $5.50

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. 
  2. Use the olive oil to lightly grease a baking dish big enough to accommodate 2 chicken legs (an 8" one should be fine). Set aside.
  3. In a medium pot, combine the baslamic vinegar, strawberries, brown sugar, a pinch each of salt and pepper and 1/2 cup water.
  4. Heat over medium-high heat until it begins to boil lightly.
  5. Reduce heat to medium-low and simmer for about 10 minutes, until the strawberries break down and the sauce becomes a syrupy reduction (make sure to watch carefully--it can burn easily).
  6. Remove sauce from heat and set aside.
  7. Use a paper towel to dry the chicken legs completely.
  8. Season the chicken legs on both sides with salt and pepper.
  9. Place the thighs, rounded side up, in the prepared pan and brush all over with the strawberry-balsamic sauce, reserving at least 1/2.
  10. Roast the chicken things for 24-25 minutes, brushing with more sauce every 7-8 minutes (at least 3 times). The outside of the chicken should be dark brown and glamorous, and the inside tender and juicy.
  11. Let rest for 5 minutes, then serve. 

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Easy Fresh Whole Wheat Pasta

  • Prep Time 1 hour (including rest time)
  • Cook Time 3 minutes
  • Estimated Cost $5.50
  • 9 Comments

There are a lot of great reasons to make fresh pasta. Firstly, it's really cheap, and can be made from ingredients you most likely have on hand (flour, eggs and salt--that's it). Secondly, it's much easier than you think; it doesn't even require a pasta maker or any other fancy equipment.

Sure, pasta makers can be fun to use and yield a more uniform product, but I actually tend to prefer the charm of hand-rolled and hand-cut pasta. It looks rustic and beautiful, and the slight unevenness helps each noodle cling to more sauce, which means each bite is more flavorful. But there's another reason I made fresh pasta this afternoon.

In case you live under a rock, last week, Guido Barilla, President of Barilla Pasta was quoted in an interview as saying, "I would never do (a commercial) with a homosexual family, not for lack of respect but because we don't agree with them. Ours is a classic family where the woman plays a fundamental role." He then went on to say that if gays "like our pasta and our advertising, they'll eat our pasta, if they don't like it then they will not eat it and they will eat another brand."

Um, no, Guido. They don't like your advertising. And neither do I. Not only were your remarks incredibly homophobic, it was a wildly stupid move to alienate your gay customers and their friends and allies. Do not underestimate the purchasing power of the LGBT community and the people who love them. 

Dear readers, I urge you to get fresh with your pasta.

Toss it with fresh pesto and ripe cherry tomatoes.

Riff on soba noodles with sesame oil, soy sauce, carrots, scallions and sesame seeds. 

Even skip Step 11 in the instructions, and use the pasta strips to make fresh lasagna.

Make this pasta for the people you love. Because love is love is love, no matter what color, creed, race or gender.

But if you must buy a mass-produced dried pasta, may I suggest DeCecco.

Ingredients

  • 1 cup whole wheat flour, plus more for rolling and dusting $3.50 for 2 lbs 
  • generous pinch of salt Pantry
  • 2 eggs $2 for 6

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Put the flour and salt in a mixing bowl and stir to combine.
  2. Make a little hole in the top of the flour and crack the eggs into it.
  3. Use a fork to gently combine the ingredients until a sticky dough forms. 
  4. If the dough is too dry, add a few drops of water until it holds together (you may not need it).
  5. Knead for about 2 minutes on a dry, floured surface until smooth and elastic.                                                                                
  6. Place dough in a bowl (the one you mixed it in is fine), cover with a towel, and let rest (not in the fridge) for at least 30 minutes (and as much as 24 hours). 
  7. After the dough has rested, use a sharp knife to cut it into 5-6 equal pieces.                                                                                                   
  8. Use a floured rolling pin (or wine bottle if you don't have a rolling pin) to roll each piece out as thin as possible. Keep the dough and the rolling pin well-floured.                                                                                
  9. Repeat with the remaining dough, keeping the rolled-out dough dusted with flour.                                                                                                                     
  10. Roll each dough strip into a loose coil. 
  11. Use a sharp knife to cut the coils into 1" pieces (or smaller, if you want to make thinner pasta). They should look like tiny cinnamon rolls.                                                                                                                                               
  12. Repeat with the remaining dough strips.
  13. Very gently unroll the coils.                                                                                                                                            
  14. Cook in salted, boiling water for about 3 minutes, or until tender. 
  15. Drain and serve with your favorite sauce.                                                                                                                           

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Guacamole Salad

  • Prep Time 10 minutes
  • Estimated Cost $7.75
  • 11 Comments

Avocados are packed with healthy fats and antioxidants. Their rich, luscious texture and creamy mouth feel help to satisfy you and keep you feeling fuller longer (so you are better able to resist that cronut craving after lunch), and they go with just about everything. Still, it's somehow not really socially acceptable to eat a whole bowlful of guacamole. Not acceptable, that is, until now. Because I found loophole.

If you coarsely chop your avocado and gently toss it with tomatoes, onions, jalapeño, cilantro, lime juice and olive oil, then what you've made is a salad, not guacamole. Except, it's a salad that tastes just like guacamole. And it's totally acceptable to eat a whole bowl of it. Like I said, it's a salad. 

How can I turn down tomatoes when they look at me like this? Don't refrigerate them! It ruins their flavor.

This salad is a wonderful barbecue side dish or a base for grilled chicken, shrimp or steak. Sometimes I even gild the lily and top it with Greek yogurt.

Completely unnecessary, but so, so delicious. The salad is also great spooned into in a corn tortilla with scrambled eggs (for a quick breakfast taco), served in place of guacamole and/or salsa with enchiladas, burritos and tacos, or just with tortilla chips.

Make it soon, while summer tomatoes are still available.

Ingredients

  • 1 pint cherry or grape tomatoes, destemmed and halved $3.50
  • 1 avocado, peeled, seeded and diced $1.50
  • 2 tablespoons finely chopped red onion (about 1/8 onion) $1 for a whole onion
  • 1 small (or 1/2 large) clove garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1/2 jalapeño, sliced paper-thin (if you're sensitive to spice, substitute finely chopped green pepper) $0.25 for a whole jalapeño
  • 1 handful fresh cilantro, chopped $1 for a bunch
  • 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • juice of 1 lime $0.50 for a lime
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry 
  • dollop of Greek yogurt Optional

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. In a serving bowl, combine the tomatoes, aocado red onion, jalapeño (or green pepper) and cilantro.
  2. Drizzle with olive oil and lime juice and toss well.
  3. Season with salt and pepper to taste (a generous pinch each should do it).
  4. Top with a dollop of Greek yogurt, if desired.
  5. Serve immediately.

Gluten-Free Potstickers

  • Prep Time 15 minutes
  • Cook Time 10 minutes
  • Estimated Cost $15.50
  • 11 Comments

I really hated the idea of Elana having to chew on gluten-free kale salad while the rest of us gorged ourselves on what is basically the most satisfying meal on the planet.

I originally created these for my friend Elana, when she and her husband Saul came over for an impromptu dumpling party last weekend. I had planned to make a huge batch of a kosher (turkey) version of Chinese Pork Dumplings, and I really hated the idea of Elana having to chew on gluten-free kale salad while the rest of us gorged ourselves on what is basically the most satisfying meal on the planet.

I also knew that messing around with xanthan gum was not the answer. A rice noodle seemed like the obvious choice. Plenty of dim sum restaurants serve rice noodle-wrapped dumplings, and I make Vietnamese Spring Rolls all the time. So I picked up some extra-large rice paper wrappers. 

The wrappers for my dumplings needed to be sturdy enough to hold the filling, so the trick seemed to be thickening up the wrapper. As it turns out, this was easily achieved by stacking one wet wrapper on top of another. The superthin noodles fuse to each other, resulting in dumpling wrapper of the perfect thickness.

A quick pan-fry on one side and a very light steam in the same pan (too much steaming will cause the wrapper to fall apart) yielded a succulent dumpling in a silky wrapper with a pleasantly crisp bottom and just enough chew. 

I served them with a half-and-half mixture of gluten-free tamari and rice vinegar, with hot sauce for the daring. They'd also be great in soup or over a bed of lightly-dressed greens. 

Ingredients

  • 6 large nappa cabbage leaves, very thinly sliced (or shredded) $2 for a head
  • 1 teaspoon salt Pantry
  • 1/2 lb ground pork or turkey (if you use turkey, add 1 egg yolk to make sure it stays moist enough) $2
  • 4 minced green onions $1 for a bunch
  • 1 handful fresh cilantro, minced $1 for a bunch
  • 2 tbsp minced ginger $0.50 for a medium-sized piece of ginger
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 3 tablespoon (plus more for serving) gluten-free tamari (or soy sauce, if you can tolerate it), Pantry
  • 2 teaspoons sesame oil, $3 for 12 oz.
  • 1 tablespoons corn starch $2 for 14 oz.
  • 2 teaspoons rice vinegar $2.50 for 14 oz.
  • 1 tablespoon Asian chili paste optional
  • 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper Pantry
  • 6 large (12") rice paper wrappers $1.50 for a package
  • 1-2 tablespoon vegetable or coconut oil, for frying Pantry

Recipe Serves 4-5

Directions

  1. 1. Spread the sliced or shredded cabbage over a cutting board. Sprinkle with the salt and gently toss together to distribute. Let sit for about 5 minutes. It should look like this. 
  2. While the cabbage sits, put the pork (or turkey plus an egg yolk) into a large mixing bowl, along with the green onions, cilantro, ginger, garlic, tamari, sesame oil, corn starch (if using), rice vinegar and chili paste (if using).  
  3. Gather as much of the cabbage as you can in your hands and wring out the liquid. Repeat with any remaining cabbage.
  4. Add the squeezed-out cabbage to the meat mixture.
  5. Mix well to combine the cabbage and the meat mixture together. Set aside.
  6. Run a rice paper wrapper under cool running water until the whole thing is wet. Gently shake off excess water and place the wet wrapper on a clean, dry surface.
  7. Immediately wet a second rice paper wrapper completely, shake off the excess water and place it directly on top of the first one, and press down to seal.  
  8. Place a small bowl on top of the wrapper and use a paring knife to cut around it to make a dumpling wrapper.                                                                                                               
  9. Place a dumpling round in your hand. 
  10. Place about 2 teaspoons of the prepared meat-cabbage mixture on the wrapper.
  11. Gather the edges together, pressing to seal. It should look like a little purse.
  12. Repeat with the remaining rice wrappers and filling until all the dumplings have been made. Arrange them on parchment or wax paper. 
  13. To cook the dumplings, heat the oil in a large frying pan (make sure it has a fitted lid and set it near the stove), over medium heat. 
  14. Working in batches, arrange the dumplings close to one another (but not touching) in the pan) and cook on one side for 2-3 minutes.  
  15. Sprinkle about 2 teaspoons of water over the dumplings.
  16. Cover and let steam for 2-3 minutes, until the meat is cooked through.
  17. Remove the lid and let the dumplings aerate until the excess water is cooked away, about 30 seconds.
  18. Transfer the cooked dumplings to a serving platter.
  19. Repeat with the remaining uncooked dumplings, then serve immediately.

Vegetarian Pho

  • Prep Time 15 minutes
  • Cook Time 40 minutes
  • Estimated Cost $9.25
  • 9 Comments

I like to top it with tons of fresh cilantro, fresh minced garlic and sometimes mint and basil.

I kind of have a lot going on these days.

Between prepping for a fast-approaching cookbook release, spending my days at my awesome full-time job and the completely zany, absolutey crazy, I-can-hardly-believe-my-life-these-days news that the sitcom pilot I developed called Young and Hungry freaking got the green light from ABC Family on Friday, I have been doing a lot of running around, not unlike a popular poultry variety with its head cut off. 

And you know what I don't have time for right now? This cold.

It's a nasty one and there's really only one way to fight it: pho. Preferably one that doesn't take very long to make, and doubles as a great opportunity to clean out my vegetable bin.

I like to top it with tons of fresh cilantro, fresh minced garlic and sometimes mint and basil. A few slurpfuls of this one, and you'll be feeling like a whole new girl. Or, at least, a slightly healthier one. 

 

Ingredients

  • 3 tablespoons vegetable or coconut oil, divided Pantry
  • 1 onion, chopped, (save the peel) $0.50
  • 5 cloves garlic, minced, divided Pantry
  • 1 2" piece ginger (no need to peel it), minced $0.50
  • 1 small bunch fresh cilantro leaves and stems, chopped and divided $1 for a bunch
  • 5 tablespoons soy sauce (or to taste) Pantry
  • 2 whole star anise pods (if you can't find whole pods, use 1/2 tsp ground star anise) $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 2 teaspoons honey Pantry
  • 1 teaspoon black pepper Pantry
  • 8 oz. extra firm tofu, drained and cut into 1/2" cubes $1.50 for 12 oz.
  • salt Pantry
  • 8 oz. dried rice vermicelli $2 
  • 2 tablespoons rice vinegar, plus more to taste $2 for 10 oz.
  • 1/2 green jalapeño, sliced $0.25 for a whole jalapeño
  • Asian chili sauce and hoisin sauce to pass at the table Optional

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  1. Heat 1 tablespoon of the oil in a large soup pot over medium heat.
  2. Add the onion, 4 cloves of the garlic, the ginger and the cilantro stems. Feel free to also add any lingering vegetable odds and ends in your refrigerator--this is a great opportunity to use them up!
  3. Cook the mixture, stirring occasionally, for about 5 minutes, until very fragrant.
  4. Add the soy sauce and stir well. Cook for another 1-2 minutes, or until soy sauce begins to cook off.
  5. Add 8 cups of water and stir well. 
  6. Add the star anise pods, honey and black pepper and stir. 
  7. Cover the pot and allow to cook, covered, for 20 minutes. 
  8. While the broth cooks, heat the remaining oil in a medium frying pan over medium-high heat.
  9. Add the cubed tofu and fry until lightly crisp. 
  10. Drain on paper towel and salt lightly. Set aside.
  11. Strain the broth and return to the pot. 
  12. Taste for salt and add more soy sauce if needed.
  13. Cover the broth and bring to a boil.
  14. Add the rice noodles and cook for 8-9 minutes, or until tender.
  15. Stir the remaining clove of minced garlic and the rice vinegar and stir well.
  16. Ladle the soup into bowls, using tongs for the noodes if necessary.
  17. Divide the fried tofu between the bowls.
  18. Garnish each bowl with cilantro and sliced jalapeño. 
  19. Serve with Asian chili sauce and hoisin sauce if desired.