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Fettuccine with Pumpkin Alfredo

  • Prep Time 5 minutes
  • Cook Time 20 minutes
  • Estimated Cost $11.50
  • 11 Comments

There's something so soothing about a bowl of creamy pasta, especially as the days grow colder. It's hugs your soul and lets you know that everything is going to be OK.

It also, if you're like me, makes a pretty direct beeline for your hips, like a catty reminder that you really could have had a salad.

This version, however, makes use of creamy pureed pumpkin to thicken a rich sauce (much like in my Brown Butter-Pumpkin Mac and Cheese), rendering it thick and lush, but with a hefty dose of fiber and a gorgeous autumnal flavor. 

I like this topped with crunchy toasted pepitas, but it's also beyond with caramelized onions and/or fried sage.

Ingredients

  • 1 tbsp unsalted butter $1 for a stick
  • 1 clove garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 cup milk (any fat percentage) $1.50 for a pint
  • 2/3 cup unsweetened, pureed pumpkin $2 for a 15-oz. can
  • 1/4 cup plus a few pinches shredded Parmesan $3.50 for 8 oz.
  • dash nutmeg $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 8 oz. dry fettuccine (or other thick strand pasta) $2 for 16 oz.
  • toasted pepitas (pumpkin seeds) optional

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  1. In a large saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat.
  2. Add the garlic and cook until soft, about 2 minutes.
  3. Add the milk, pumpkin and 1/4 cup Parmesan. 
  4. Whisk over medium heat, until a sauce begins to form.
  5. Let the sauce cook for about 7-8 minutes, stirring ever other minute or so, until thick and creamy. Turn the heat off once the sauce is nice and thick.
  6. Season with nutmeg, salt and pepper to taste.
  7. While the sauce cooks, cook the fettuccine in salted boiling water for about 1 minute less than the package directions suggest. 
  8. Drain and set aside, reserving about 1/8 cup cooking water.
  9. Transfer the cooked pasta and the reserved cooking water to the saucepan with the pumpkin sauce.
  10. Add the remaining pinches of Parmesan.
  11. Toss gently to combine, and cook for 1-2 minutes, until the sauce thickenes even more and adheres to the pasta.
  12. Serve, topped with black pepper and the toasted pepitas, if desired.

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Blistered Padrón Peppers

  • Prep Time 2 minutes
  • Cook Time 4 minutes
  • Estimated Cost $5
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This super-easy tapas favorite requires almost zero work, and will work for dinner guests with just about every dietary restriction, considering they're low-carb, vegetarian, vegan and sugar-free.

The ony thing to know is that eating them is a little bit like playing Russian Roulette: 99% of the time, Padrón or Shishito peppers are mild, but every now and then you'll get one with a little heat. Not painfuly hot, mind you, but spicy enough to take you by surprise. In short, save this one for after the kids go to bed.

Ingredients

  • 1/2 lb Padrón (or Shishito) peppers $5
  • 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • few pinches of kosher salt, coarse sea salt or Maldon sea salt Pantry

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  1. Preheat a heavy-bottomed pan (cast iron works well) over high heat.
  2. In a bowl, toss the peppers with the olive oil until well-coated.
  3. Cook the peppers (and any residual oive oil from the bowl) in the hot pan for 4-5 minutes, tossing occasionally, until charred and softened.
  4. Serve hot or at room temperature, sprinkled with the salt. 

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Pumpkin Challah

  • Prep Time 2 hours, including rising time
  • Cook Time 35 minutes
  • Estimated Cost $8
  • 14 Comments

It goes without saying that this makes the absolute best French toast.

I know it's sort of trite, but my favorite thing about Autumn is the omnipresence of pumpkin and pumpkin-infused treats.

I love Brown Butter-Pumpkin Mac and Cheese.

I love Curried Pumpkin Pizza

And, though it technically doesn't contain pumpkin, I love Pumpkin Spice Lattes (provided I make them myself)

One of my favorite places to put pumpkin is in any sort of baked good. It provides great flavor, slight sweetness and a really wonderful moistness (not to mention extra fiber and very few calories). 

Here, pumpkin works overtime, making an already moist bread even more luscious. I like to keep the spices subtle, using only a little bit of nutmeg to bring out the pumpkin's sweet, earthy flavor (you can add cloves, cinnamon and allspice if you like). I brush two layers of egg wash over the dough to yield an ultra-glamorous, shiny crust and serve it without seeds on top, though pumpkin or sunflower seeds would be an adorable touch. The resulting bread is so rich-tasting that it doesn't need butter, but I love to pass a little bowl of good extra virgin olive oil, sprinkled lightly with sea salt, for people to dip pieces of it into. 

Also, it goes without saying that this makes the absolute best French toast.

Ingredients

  • 1 packet active dry yeast $1.50 for 3
  • large pinch plus 1/4 cup sugar Pantry
  • 1/3 cup vegetable, canola or olive oil, plus more for the bowl Pantry
  • 1 cup cooked, pureed (unsweetened) pumpkin $2 for a 15-oz. can 
  • 3 eggs, divided (2 for the bread, one for the egg wash) $1.50 for 6
  • 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg $1.50 for 1 oz
  • 1 1/2 teaspoon salt Pantry
  • 5 1/2 - 6 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for kneading Pantry

Recipe Serves 6-8

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Turn it off after it reaches temperature, so that when it's time for the dough to rise, the oven will be warm, but not hot.
  2. Lightly flour (or line with parchment paper) a baking sheet and set it aside.
  3. In a large mixing bowl, whisk the yeast and the pinch of sugar into 1/2 cup warm water, and let sit to activate, 3-4 minutes (it will become foamy). 
  4. In a separate bowl, whisk together the remaining sugar, the oil, the pumpkin, 2 of the eggs, the nutmeg and the salt. Continue whisking until completely incorporated. 
  5. Gently fold the pumpkin-egg mixture into the yeast-water mixture.
  6. Add the salt.
  7. Add the flour gradually, stirring as you go. Eventually, you should have a soft, rich dough.
  8. Flour a smooth, clean surface (like a countertop or large cutting board) and turn the dough out onto it. 
  9. Knead the dough for 7-8 minutes, until smooth and elastic. Form it into a large ball.
  10. Clean the dough debris out of the bowl you mixed it in, and pour about 2 tbsp olive oil into it. 
  11. Place the dough into the oiled bowl and roll it around to make sure it is completely covered with oil.
  12. Cover the bowl with a clean dish towel and place in the warm (but not hot) oven.
  13. Let rise for 1 hour, or until roughly doubled in size.
  14. Punch down the risen dough, then pull it into a smooth ball.
  15. Place it on a flat, lightly floured surface.                                                            
  16. Use a sharp knife to divide the dough into 3 equal-sized pieces.                              
  17. Roll the dough pieces out on the floured surface into thick snakes, about 14" long.        
  18. Place the right-most dough snake over the center dough snake.                                
  19. Place the left-most dough snake over the new center (former rightmost) dough snake.
  20. Continue this pattern, until the dough is almost entirely braided.                             
  21. Turn the braid around and continue the pattern with the unbraided ends.                    
  22. Transfer the challah to the prepared baking sheet.
  23. Whisk together the remaining egg and 3 tablespoons of water. 
  24. Paint the dough with one coat of egg wash.
  25. Let rise for 30 minutes, until nearly doubled in size.                  
  26. Once it has risen, paint the challah with more of the egg wash.
  27. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.
  28. Bake the challah for 30-35 minutes, or until golden-brown, and hollow-sounding when rapped gently on its bottom.
  29. Let cool slightly, then serve.

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Homemade English Muffins

  • Prep Time 30 minutes (including rising time)
  • Cook Time 18 minutes
  • Estimated Cost $1.50
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I stole this idea from Arizmendi, one of my favorite San Francisco bakeries. They make outrageously good pizza dough, which they also use to make bialys, focaccia and a daily pie. One Sunday morning, I stopped in early to pick up some treats for a brunch I was hosting, and a bag of house-made English muffins caught my eye.

"How do you make these?" I asked the cashier, holding them up to her.

She leaned in and whispered, "It sounds really crazy, but we use our pizza dough. We just throw them on the grill. They're amazing."

Never before have I felt so culinarily understood. 

Yes. Pizza dough. Duh. Oh, how I wished I had thought of that when I was writing my book.

But no matter, I've done it now. These will kick your egg sandwich or butter and jam into complete overdrive. They are toasty, chewy and crisp, all at the same time. 

Note: If you're going to freeze them (and they freeze really well), be sure to fork-split them first (instructions below).

Ingredients

  • flour for rolling Pantry
  • 1 recipe pizza dough or 1 pound of store-bought pizza dough $1.50
  • cornmeal, for dusting optional

Recipe Serves 10

Directions

  1. Sprinkle about 1/4 cup cornmeal on a plate. Set aside.
  2. Lightly flour a clean, dry work surface, and place your pizza dough on it.                  
  3. Roll the pizza dough out into a 9" circle, about 3/4" thick.                                                    
  4. Use a mason jar, biscuit cutter or water glass to cut out dough circles that are approximately 3" in diameter. You should have about 10.                                                                                      
  5. Paint a light coating of water over one side of a dough round.                              
  6. Lightly dip the water-painted dough round into the cornmeal, if using.                    
  7. Repeat the dough painting and dipping process with each dough round.
  8. Arrange the dough circles on a floured or parchment paper-lined baking sheet, cornmeal-side-up. Cover loosly with plastic wrap.                                                                                                
  9. Let rise for 20 minutes.
  10. Heat a large, heavy-bottomed pan or griddle (preferably cast iron) over medium-low heat.    
  11. Working on batches, cook the dough rounds, cornmeal-side-down, for about 10 minutes (use a spatula to check their bottoms, to make sure that they do not burn)                                                                                                   
  12. They should puff up nicely.                                                                            
  13. Flip the muffins and cook on the other side, this time for 7-8 minutes.                                   
  14. Once they've cooked, remove from the pan and let them cool slightly.                    
  15. To split, poke the muffins gently in the sides with a fork, so they come apart easily.  
  16. Pull the sides of the english muffin apart. Look at all those nooks and crannies!        
  17. Toast, butter and enjoy.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

Easy Folded Steambuns

  • Prep Time 30 minutes (including rising time)
  • Cook Time 12 minutes
  • Estimated Cost $1.50
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David Chang of Momofuku is perhaps responsible for making these famous in the United States. Here in San Francisco, The Chairman and American Bao Bar churn these out for the hungry masses. One makes a great snack, and two to three make for a full meal. Their fillings are highly customizeable. I like them with spicy pork and kimchee, Chinese meatballs and cabbage, crispy tofu and peanut sauce, or even leftover grilled chicken and pickled radishes. Usually, I'll serve them as a bar: I'll set out a basket of the freshly-steamed buns, a couple of protein choices (usually one meat, one vegetarian), an array of sauces (hoisin, peanut, sweet chili) and toppings (cilantro, mint, basil, kimchee, sliced jalapeños, daikon, shredded carrots, bean sprouts--whatever I have around), and then let people fill their own steambuns, taco bar style

You can buy the buns pre-made in the freezer section, but like anything else, they're better when you make them at home. Also, like almost anything else, they can be made from my favorite kitchen staple, pizza dough. It's super-easy to make the dough yourself, but it's also totally fine to cheat and use storebought dough (usually $2 or so at Trader Joe's and Whole Foods). Just let it come to room temperature before using. 

It's a thing of beauty, isn't it?

Speaking of dough, I'm very excited to tell you that my second book, Pizza Dough, 100 Delicious, Unexpected Recipes will be out next month and is available for pre-order! I can honestly say that I have never been so proud of anything. It's absolutely beautiful, and features design by the amazing Gretchen Scoble, photos by the endlessly talented Frankie Frankeny and food styling by the inimitable Fanny Pan. I feel so lucky to have had such incredible people working on it. Here's the final cover, which offers just a taste of what's inside.

 

I literally can't wait for you to have it in your hot little hands. Stay tuned for info about events and signings. Until then, make these easy steambuns for someone you love!

Ingredients

  • flour for rolling Pantry
  • 1 recipe pizza dough $1.50
  • canola or vegetable oil Pantry

Recipe Serves 8-10

Directions

  1. Cut a large sheet of parchment paper into 20 2"x2" pieces of parchment, and set aside.
  2. On a floured surface, divide the dough into 20 small pieces. 
  3. Gently roll each piece into a round ball.
  4. Use a floured rolling pin to gently roll a dough ball out into a 4” oval.
  5. Lightly grease a chopstick or the handle of a wooden spoon with the canola or vegetable oil.
  6. Place the greased chopstick or wooden spoon in the center of the dough.
  7. Fold the oval in half, and gently withdraw the chopstick or spoon handle. 
  8. Place the folded dough on a parchment square and set aside. 
  9. Repeat with the remaining dough and parchment squares, until you have 20 parchment-lined folded doughs.
  10. Arrange the folded doughs into lines, and drape loosely with plastic wrap.
  11. Let rise for 20 minutes.
  12. Prepare your steamer on the stove. If you have a bamboo steamer, use that. I used a colander and large pot with a fitted lid. 
  13. Working in batches, steam the buns on the parchment for 12 minutes
  14. The buns can be filled and served immediately, or brought to room temperature and transferred to an airtight container and frozen until needed. 
  15. To serve, gently pull open (they should open easily) and fill with desired fillings.

 

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