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Acorn Squash Stuffed with Kale, Cranberries and Goat Cheese

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:35
  • Estimated Cost $10
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 The Fall harvest can be counted on with certitude

There's something essentially comforting to me about harvest time.

Beyond soul-satisfying fall foods like butternut squash soup, pumpkin mac and cheese, and roasted root vegetables, harvest serves as a yearly reminder that there is much in this world that is a whole lot bigger than I am. That, regardless of me and what I may have done in the previous year, come September, the days will start to get shorter, the wind swifter and the nights colder. The baskets that just recently held watermelons and peaches will start to overflow with crisp apples, sweet potatoes and turnips.

Try as I might to control the world around me, clinging tightly to summer and nectarines and ripe heirloom tomatoes, fall harvest can be counted on with certitude, to show up anyway, right on time, in all its crunchy-leaf glory. And I can protest, but that would be very silly. Better, I can fill sweet little acorn squashes with earthy kale, onions, creamy goat cheese and piquant little cranberries, pour a glass of reasonably-priced Pinot and toast to a vibrant, fruitful fall season.

Ingredients

  • 2 medium acorn squashes, cut in half, lengthwise, seeds removed (don't forget you can roast and eat them!) $3.50
  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1/2 medium onion, chopped $0.50 for a whole onion
  • 1 clove garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 cup (packed) thinly-sliced kale leaves, stems removed $1.50 for a bunch of whole kale
  • 4 oz fresh creamy goat cheese $2.50 for 5 oz.
  • 1/4 cup dried cranberries $2 for $8 oz.
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 2 tbsp chopped raw almonds, optional

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F.
  2. Place the squash halves flesh-side-up on a microwaveable plate and pierce their yellow flesh several times with a fork. 
  3. Microwave for 8-9 minutes, or until the flesh is soft (if you don't have a microwave, this can be done in the 375 degree oven by roasting for about 30 minutes). 
  4. Let the squash halves cool until they can be handled.
  5. While the squash halves cool, heat 1 tbsp olive oil in a large pan over medium-high heat. 
  6. Add the onions and garlic and cook, stirring occasionally, for about 5 minutes, until the onions are soft and very fragrant.
  7. Stir in the kale and 3 tbsp water.
  8. Cook, stirring occasionaly, for about 8 minutes, or until all the water has absorbed and the kale is very soft.
  9. Scoop the flesh of the cooked, cooled squash into a mixing bowl, leaving about 1/4" flesh on the skin, to preven tearing while cooking. 
  10. Arrange the empty squash skins on an ungreased baking sheet.
  11. Use the back of a fork to mash the squash flesh until mostly smooth.
  12. Stir in the cooked kale-onion mixture, the goat cheese, the cranberries, salt and pepper to taste and 2 tsp olive oil, until completely combined.
  13. Divide the mixture between the squash skins, packing it in carefully.
  14. Top each stuffed squash with a sprinkle of the chopped almonds, if desired.
  15. Bake for 27-30 minutes, or until lightly browned on top.
  16. Let cool for 5 minutes, then serve hot.

Kale Spanakopita

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 1 hour
  • Estimated Cost $17.50
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This spanakopita (Greek for "spinach pie") recipe is adapted from one by my friend Rebecca Kee, mother of James and one of my closest friends. Adapted from her own mother's version, this recipe became a regular in Rebecca's house when, during her current pregnancy with the second as-yet-unnamed Kee boy, she found herself overcome by a total disinterest in vegetables. Knowing that giving up greens while eating for two was simply not an option, Bec began making this easy Mediterranean classic once (and sometimes twice) weekly. It was an assurance that she would be eating several helpings of dark, leafy greens (plus a decent amount of protein) every day--in a feta-laced, crispy phyllo vehicle. 

After a recent afternoon of spanakopita and gossip at her kitchen counter, I finally demanded the recipe. She obligingly whipped out her iPhone and emailed it to me immediately, along with a link to her post about it on her own blog, Kee Kitchen. 

While shopping for frozen chopped spinach, as per her recipe, I happened upon some very reasonably priced frozen chopped curly kale at Whole Foods, and decided to use 2 bags of it, plus one bag of regular frozen chopped spinach. The result was delicious--slightly nuttier than the all-spinach version.

Oh, and this fabulous green pie is huge and very filling--great for feeding a big group, or one or two people for several days in a row. It's the perfect thing to keep in the fridge during a week as busy as this one, allowing me to work all day without stopping for more than a few minutes to cut and warm up a square when hunger strikes.

 

Ingredients

  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 3 16-oz bags chopped, frozen kale, spinach or a combination of both, thawed $5
  • 1 medium onion, finely chopped $0.50 
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 4-5 sprigs fresh dill, chopped $1 for a bunch
  • 6 eggs $1.50 
  • 1 16-oz carton cottage cheese $2
  • 8 oz feta cheese, crumbled $3.50
  • 3/4 tsp each salt and pepper
  • 12 sheets phyllo dough (preferably whole wheat), thawed and brought to room temperature $4 for a 16-oz. box

Recipe Serves 8-10

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.
  2. Lightly oil an 8 1/2"x11" baking dish and set aside.
  3. Squeeze the thawed kale or spinach to remove as much liquid as possible and transfer to a very large mixing bowl.
  4. Add the onion, garlic. dill, eggs. cottage cheese, salt and pepper and mix until completely incorporated.
  5. Lay a sheet of phyllo on the bottom of the greased baking dish, folding the corners in (this will yield extra-crispy corner pieces of spanakopita).
  6. Use a pastry brush to spread olive oil all over it (a great trick is to put the olive oil in a spray bottle and just spritz evenly all over the phyllo, for super-easy application).
  7. Set another sheet of phyllo down on top of the first one and oil it as before, continuing to fold the corners in.
  8. Repeat until you have oiled and stacked 6 sheets of phyllo.
  9. Spread the entire kale/spinach mixture over the phyllo.
  10. Top with the remaining 6 sheets of phyllo, oiling as you go.
  11. Bake for 60 minutes, then let cool for at least 10 minutes before cutting int squares and serving.

Apple-Honey Challah Rolls

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:30
  • Estimated Cost $9.50
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What if I unknowingly broke a rule of kashrut, effectively tainting the whole meal and ruining the start to the holiday season?

So, a few weeks ago, Evan and I decided to host a Rosh Hashanah dinner together. 

As my ever-food-focused mind began to think about  what to serve, I couldn't help but feel a little bit nervous about the whole thing. Rosh Hashanah is, after all, a major holiday--a High Holy Day--and this meal would be the first of the High Holy Day season. Plus, many of the attendees keep kosher. This meal needed to be special. Special and kosher.

With this in mind, I began to catastrophize: what if I screwed the whole thing up? What if I unknowingly broke a rule of kashrut, effectively tainting the whole meal and ruining the start to the holiday season? What if my nervous energy yields food that, kosher or otherwise, completely sucks?

Then, we sat down to plan the menu together. "To start, how about gefilte fish, served old-school with horseradish," he said. Easy. 

"Accompanied by a crisp green salad?" I asked.

"Definitely."

"Baked tofu?" Obvs (Evan's baked tofu is awesome).

"A cooked vegetable?" I suggested.

"Sure," he agreed.

So far, so good.

"Now, as far as challah," he began, "can we do something really interesting and unconventional? Like maybe something along the lines of those pizza pinwheels you made?"

And with that, my nerves were gone. Shaking up tradition by way of food? This was my kind of dinner. We brainstormed different challah pinwheel fillings and eventually settled on the outrageous combination of a rich, eggy challah dough rolled up with apples, honey, onions and sharp cheddar, along with plenty of black pepper, salt and a whisper of cinnamon. We would do lots of individual pinwheel-shaped rolls, as opposed to a big communal challah, and serve it with the tofu and cooked veggie. The meal would be vegetarian, so the cheese and butter in the rolls would be just fine (people who keep kosher don't mix meat with dairy).

And best of all, we dreamed these up together. They combine a nod to tradition (challah, apples and honey are all traditional Rosh Hashanah foods) with other autumn flavors and a fun, unusual presentation. They're the old and the new rolled up into one. They're earthy and rich, but also simple and sweet--the perfect way to usher in a good new year.

Ingredients

  • flour for dusting and rolling Pantry
  • 2 tbsp butter (use vegetable for pareve rolls) $1 for a stick
  • 3 tart, crisp apples (such as Granny Smith), peeled and chopped $1.50
  • 1/2 medium onion, chopped finely $0.50 for a whole onion
  • 1/2 tsp cinnamon $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 3 tbsp honey, plus more for drizzling Pantry
  • 1 recipe challah/brioche dough $4.50
  • 1 1/2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese optional
  • 1 egg, beaten with 2 tbsp water $1.50 for 6

Recipe Serves 8-10

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.
  2. Lightly flour (or line with parchment) a baking sheet and set aside.
  3. Heat the butter in a large pan over medium heat. 
  4. Add the apples and onions and cook, undisturbed, for 5-7 minutes, until the onions become translucent and soft. 
  5. Stir in the honey.
  6. Stir in the cinnamon.
  7. Stir in the salt and pepper to taste.
  8. Remove from heat and let cool for 5 minutes.
  9. On a floured surface, roll the challah dough out into an 8x12" rectangle.
  10. If using, sprinkle the cheese over the surface of the dough.
  11. Spread the apple-onion mixture evenly over the cheese-covered dough.
  12. Starting at the bottom, roll the dough up, long-ways, pinching as you go, to keep it in a tight cylinder
  13. Use a sharp knife to cut the cylinder into 12 1"-thick rounds.
  14. Arrange the rounds on the prepared baking sheet with space between them.
  15. Using a pastry brush, lightly brush the spirals with the egg wash.
  16. Bake for 16-18 minutes, until golden brown.
  17. Serve warm, topped with more honey if desired.

Pasta Arrabiata with Goat Cheese

  • Prep Time 0:05
  • Cook Time 0:25
  • Estimated Cost $9
  • 3 Comments

Pasta is not supposed to be complicated. I get so cranky when I see 40-step pasta recipes with 37 ingredients, all requiring elaborate prep. To me, pasta is all about getting a hot, tasty meal onto the table and into tummies as quickly and enjoyably as possible.

Enter this outstanding arrabiata recipe. Arrabiata’s name comes from the Italian word “arrabiato,” which means “angry,” a nod to this sauce’s fiery heat. Simple crushed chilies, (available inexpensively in the spice aisle or for free when you order pizza) get toasted in extra virgin olive oil and release their own oils, creating a hot and deeply flavorful sauce, along with garlic, onions and tomatoes. The cool, creamy goat cheese works like a raita alongside a hot Indian curry, cooling the palate with each spicy bite.

I love to make this dish with fire-roasted canned tomatoes (see note in ingredients list), since their smoky, charred flavor complements this sauce’s spiciness so nicely. This sauce also works very well over nutty whole wheat pasta (like the bucatini pictured).

Ingredients

  1. 6 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  2. 3/4 tbsp (more/less to taste) crushed red chilies $1.50 for 1 oz.
  3. 3 cloves garlic, chopped Pantry
  4. 1/2 onion (red, yellow or white), chopped finely $0.50 for a whole onion
  5. 1 (15-oz) can diced, tomatoes (I prefer the fire-roasted kind from Muir Glen) $2
  6. salt and pepper to taste Pantry 
  7. 8 oz. bucatini, spaghetti, fettucini or other sturdy strand pasta, cooked according to package directions and drained $2
  8. 4 oz. crumbled goat cheese $3 

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Heat the oil in a large heavy-bottomed frying pan or pot over medium heat.
  2. Add the chilies and cook for 2-3 minutes, stirring occasionally.
  3. Add the chopped garlic and onions and cook for another 4-5 minutes, until soft.
  4. Add the tomatoes, stir well and cover. 
  5. Reduce heat to medium-low and cook, covered for 18-22 minutes, stirring once or twice. 
  6. Taste the sauce for salt and season with salt and pepper as desired.
  7. Toss the pasta with the sauce until each strand is well-coated. Season with more salt and pepper if needed.
  8. Serve the pasta hot, on plates or in bowls, topped with a scattering of fresh goat cheese.

Picnic Pizza

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:18
  • Estimated Cost varies
  • 1 Comment

The idea for these was born one warm summer evening when I attempted to take a pizza to the park for a picnic. Since I didn't have an actual pizza box to carry this on, I wrapped my freshly-cooked pizza in foil, tucked napkins and plates into my bag and hoped for the best. Sadly, the result was disappointing. The pizza flavors were good, but the 2-block schlep to the park was enough to wilt the toppings and smush the crust. I needed a better plan. Calzones, of course, were an option, but, though I love eating them at home, I foresaw their saucy insides splattered all over my pretty picnic blanket if I packed them along instead.

A few weeks later, I was rolling fresh cinnamon rolls for a weekend brunch, and it hit me: why not roll pizza toppings up in fresh dough a la cinnamon rolls, and then bake them into neat, portable spirals? They would feature the dough:sauce:topping ratio I like so much about pizza, but the handy portability of calzones, without the calzone's goopy, drippy insides. I couldn't wait to finish brunch to put my new gameplan into action.

The result, as I had hoped, was superb. These pinwheel pizza rounds that reslted were a neat, easily-transported pizza option. I decided to give my pizza picnic plan another go, so this time I packed a massaged kale saladhalf of a roasted Third Date Chicken and a crisp bottle of rosé. I sat talking, late into the night with a friend, nibbling on this collection of yumminess. It was one of the best meals I've eaten all summer.

Ingredients

  • 1 recipe pizza dough
  • 2/3 cup sauce of your choice (tomato, pesto, red pepper, even cooked, pureed carrots or sweet potatoes with spices like ground chiles or curry powder stirred in)
  • 1 1/2 cups shredded/crumbled cheese of your choice (I like provolone, goat, aged white cheddar or fresh buffalo mozzarella--feel free to skip the cheese if you are vegan/dairy-free)
  • 1-3 pizza toppings of your choice (the recipe pictured features diced red onions, spinach and red peppers--anything you'd put on a pizza, from cooked/raw veggies to chopped salami, crumbled beef, baked tofu or chorizo will work--just make sure it's cut into small, bite-size pieces)

Recipe Serves 4-6

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F. Lightly flour (or line with parchment paper) a making sheet and set aside.
  2. On a lightly floured surface, roll the dough out into a large rectangle, about 8" x 12".
  3. Spread the sauce over the dough in a thin layer.
  4. Sprinkle the cheese evenly over the sauced dough.
  5. Scatter the toppings evenly over the cheese. Try not to overdo it.
  6. Starting at the bottom, roll the dough up, long-ways, pinching as you go, to keep it in a tight cylinder.
  7. Use a sharp knife to cut the cylinder into 12 1"-thick rounds.
  8. Arrange the rounds on the prepared baking sheet with space between them.
  9. Bake for 15-18 minutes, until the crust is golden-brown and the cheese and sauce bubbles.