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Fettuccine with Pumpkin Alfredo

  • Prep Time 5 minutes
  • Cook Time 20 minutes
  • Estimated Cost $11.50
  • 11 Comments

There's something so soothing about a bowl of creamy pasta, especially as the days grow colder. It's hugs your soul and lets you know that everything is going to be OK.

It also, if you're like me, makes a pretty direct beeline for your hips, like a catty reminder that you really could have had a salad.

This version, however, makes use of creamy pureed pumpkin to thicken a rich sauce (much like in my Brown Butter-Pumpkin Mac and Cheese), rendering it thick and lush, but with a hefty dose of fiber and a gorgeous autumnal flavor. 

I like this topped with crunchy toasted pepitas, but it's also beyond with caramelized onions and/or fried sage.

Ingredients

  • 1 tbsp unsalted butter $1 for a stick
  • 1 clove garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 cup milk (any fat percentage) $1.50 for a pint
  • 2/3 cup unsweetened, pureed pumpkin $2 for a 15-oz. can
  • 1/4 cup plus a few pinches shredded Parmesan $3.50 for 8 oz.
  • dash nutmeg $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 8 oz. dry fettuccine (or other thick strand pasta) $2 for 16 oz.
  • toasted pepitas (pumpkin seeds) optional

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  1. In a large saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat.
  2. Add the garlic and cook until soft, about 2 minutes.
  3. Add the milk, pumpkin and 1/4 cup Parmesan. 
  4. Whisk over medium heat, until a sauce begins to form.
  5. Let the sauce cook for about 7-8 minutes, stirring ever other minute or so, until thick and creamy. Turn the heat off once the sauce is nice and thick.
  6. Season with nutmeg, salt and pepper to taste.
  7. While the sauce cooks, cook the fettuccine in salted boiling water for about 1 minute less than the package directions suggest. 
  8. Drain and set aside, reserving about 1/8 cup cooking water.
  9. Transfer the cooked pasta and the reserved cooking water to the saucepan with the pumpkin sauce.
  10. Add the remaining pinches of Parmesan.
  11. Toss gently to combine, and cook for 1-2 minutes, until the sauce thickenes even more and adheres to the pasta.
  12. Serve, topped with black pepper and the toasted pepitas, if desired.

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If there's one thing that fills me with dread, year after year, like clockwork, it's that realization, oh, some time around December 15th (earlier, if Chanukah pops by right after Thanksgiving, as it is sometimes wont to do) that I still have 100% of my holiday shopping left to do--and approximately zero time left to do it.

Don't get me wrong--I get a lot of joy out of picking out special things for people I love. It's the mall crowds (kill me now), the decision-making (Would he rather have a green tie with blue stripes or a blue tie with green stripes? How long should the tie be? Does he even wear ties?! Aaahhhh!) and the ungodly amounts of hard-earned cash spent (on something the recipient may or may not return as soon as I'm not looking) that really bum me out.

Then, of course, there are the even more daunting people on your gift list who leave you utterly clueless in the gift department. Your sister's new boyfriend, about whom the only information you can glean from his Facebook page is that he really, really likes ferrets? What do you get that guy? Your cubicle-mate, whose YouTube acapella obsession is the reason you now dream in 5-part harmony? What do you get for her?

Well guess what: I have your solution. Does every single person on your gift list eat? Yeah, thought so. Do they, like you, like to save money? Do they want a really thoughful, special present?

Yes! They do! 

They need The BrokeAss Gourmet Cookbook. If you don't mind my bragging, it really is the definitive guide for life-long foodies, self-proclaimed gourmands, penny-pinching parents, dorm-living college students, tenacious teen cooks and everyone in between. It's loaded with great recipes (116 of them!) funny anecdotes and just enough hand-holding to help new cooks feel confident in the kitchen. 

Gabi signing books.

Fortunately for you, I am going to make your Chrisma-Chanu-Kwanza-Soltice shopping wildly easy this year, because  for a mere $20 plus shipping (usually $3-$5, depending on location), I will inscribe, sign, beautifully giftwrap and ship a copy of The BrokeAss Gourmet Cookbook anywhere in the United States (and maybe overseas--if that's something you'd like to do, let's talk).  

I'll be taking orders until December 14th (supplies permitting), so that the books arrive in time.

If you'd like to order a book, please send the following information to gabi@brokeassgourmet.com (I'll write back with the total cost after I calculate shipping):

  • Your name.
  • Your phone number.
  • Who the book is for (first and last names).
  • The full address of where you'd like the book sent (make sure to indicate if this is your home/workplace or the home/workplace of the recipient so I can address it correctly).
  • The phone number of the recipient (this is just for the delivery form--i won't call them).
  • Anything special you'd like me to write in the inscription. Is the book for your neice who just started college? Let me know and I'll direct her to my recipe for college nachos. For your vegetarian best friend? I'll tell her to try my veggie burger recipe. 
  • The date by which you'd like the book to arrive (ie: if it's a Chanukah present, let me know so I'll make sure to get it in the mail in early December). 

I'll be doing payments via PayPal, so if you need to set up a PayPal account (it's easy!) click here. 

I'm so excited to get started signing and wrapping! Let's make this the happiest, merriest, least-stressful holiday season ever!

 

A few months ago, I published a little something known as The BrokeAss Gourmet Cookbook, and my life got a little crazy. I threw a big fun book signing, went on a tour, and even did a little TV . Throughout it all, my friends, family and readers (who are, in their own way, a special type of family), have been overwhelmingly supportive. Every day I have to pinch myself, because I can't believe I get to have such a fun job--I am so incredibly lucky.

And so, as a token of my appreciation of your amazing love and support, I have teamed up with an awesome company in San Francisco, GoPago, to hook you (and all your friends) up with $10 to spend at a variety of SF restaurants. 

Here's how it works: just download the app, like the GoPago Facebook pageand enter the promo code "brokeass.” Your account will automatically be credited with $10 to spend in the next 48 hours. Pretty awesome, right? And even better, you can send the code along to any and every person you'd like--it'll work even if you're not a subscriber to my blog.

Once again, dear readers, friends and family, thank you for everything. Please accept this token of my appreciation in the form of delicious SF eats.

Love,

Gabi

 

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Fresh Rice Noodle Salad

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $12.50
  • 21 Comments

I was so excited to see fresh rice noodles at Trader Joe's today! Silky, fresh rice noodles are a different animal from regular dried noodles. Like other fresh pastas and noodles, they cook very quickly, and lend themselves perfectly to the bright, bold flavors and textures in this Vietnamese Bun-inspired salad, which happens to be the perfect potluck food--portable and delicious at room temperature. 

If you don't live near a Trader Joe's, look for fresh rice noodles at your local Asian specialty grocery store. Also, feel free to switch up the protein (grilled chicken or shrimp would be nice) and/or add other toppings, like roasted, crushed peanuts, cilantro, green chiles or bean sprouts.

Ingredients

  • 2 tbsp vegetable or olive oil Pantry
  • 8 oz. firm or extra firm tofu, pressed and diced into 1/2" cubes $1.50 
  • salt Pantry
  • 1/2 medium onion (red, yellow or white), sliced $0.50 for a whole onion
  • 12 oz. fresh (or dried) rice noodles, cooked according to package instructions, drained and cooled $2 
  • 2 carrots, shredded $0.50
  • 1 large handful fresh mint leaves, torn $1 for a bunch
  • 1/2 recipe Basic Peanut Sauce $7 for a whole recipe
  • Hot sauce or Sriracha, to taste optional

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Heat the oil in a large frying pan over medium-high heat.
  2. Add the tofu and cook, undisturbed, for 3-4 minutes on each side, allowing a golden-brown crust to form. Salt lightly and remove from pan.
  3. Place the onions in the hot pan (you shouldn't need to add more oil), and let them brown, 6-7 minutes, stirring once or twice throughout. Remove from pan.
  4. In a large bowl, toss together the tofu, onions, noodles, carrots, mint and peanut sauce. 
  5. Serve immediately, passing hot sauce or Sriracha at the table.

BBQ Pork Burgers

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $11
  • 14 Comments

I love summer grilling, but I get tired of the same old hot dogs and hamburgers over and over again. With this in mind, I set out to create a simple-to-make, yet unique burger. These ultra-easy ones satisfy a craving for pulled pork, but can be made in the same amount of time it takes to assemble a ground beef burger patty.

Note: The burgers can also be rolled into smaller balls and baked as individual meatballs.

Ingredients

  • 1 lb ground pork $3.50
  • 2 cloves garlic. minced Pantry
  • 3 scallions, chopped $1 for a bunch
  • 4 tbsp prepared barbeque sauce, plus more for serving $4 for an 18 oz. bottle
  • 1/2 cup panko breadcrumbs $2.50 for 12 oz.
  • vegetable or canola oil for grill/grill pan Pantry

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Combine pork, garlic, scallions and BBQ sauce and bread crumbs in a mixing bowl. Use hands to combine well, then form into 4 patties.
  2. Lightly oil a grill or grill pan over medium-high heat. Cook burgers to desired doneness, brushing with extra BBQ sauce once or twice during cooking.
  3. Serve on buns, over mixed greens or plain.