BrokeAss Gourmet

BrokeAss Gourmet

Very few cocktails out there can stand a lot of adaptation with out losing their essence and name. The Martini come comes to mind, but today I’d like to tell you about Mojitos. Like most classic cocktails the mojito comes from an era where if you wanted to make that spirit go down a little smoother, you grabbed a few choice ingredients, and muddled them in a glass. Today with all the mixes, purees, and blenders out there; The Mojito is one of the few cocktails out there still made one at a time, muddled in a glass, just like the old days.

The basic mojito goes something like this:

  • Ingredients
  • 2oz. silver rum
  • 1oz. club soda
  • juice of half a lime. (about 1/2oz)
  • 4-5 mint leaves
  • tsp fine sugar

Directions

Combine mint, sugar, and lime juice in glass and muddle. You’re not trying to turn the mint into pulp, just crush it enough to release its essential oils. A fresh minty aroma will tell you when to stop.

Add the ice, rum and soda, and shake well.

If you like, garnish with a lime wedge and a sprig of mint.

Now that you have that down, next time you want to have a mixer, have a muddler instead. Have everyone bring berries or fruit of their choosing. Raspberries, blueberries, and blackberries work great. Fresh ripe mango, kiwi, and even melons work too, you just have to cut them up into small bits first. As the host, have some basics to get started.

  • Ingredients
  • 1 liter bottle silver rum $20
  • 20 limes $5
  • 1 large bunch fresh mint $2
  • 1 container fresh strawberries (12oz) $4
  • 1 container blueberries (6oz) $4
  • small box fine sugar $1.25
  • 1 2-liter bottle club soda $1.50
  • 1 bag of ice $3
Total Cost of Ingredients $40.75

Directions

Make your mojitos as per above instructions, but add the fruit or berries in the muddling stage. I like to leave things out and let people make their own. See what people come up with. Happy muddling!

Some extra advice:

  • Mint: Try to find the bunch with the biggest leaves.
  • Sugar: Fine grain melts fastest. But you can always simplify by making a simple syrup instead: In sauce pan combine two parts water with one part sugar, stir over low heat until sugar is dissolved. Or you can buy a bottle of sugar cane juice.

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Baba Ghanoush Burgers

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  • Estimated Cost $8.50
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Beautiful eggplants and fresh parsley I picked up on a recent visit to my neighborhood’s new farmers market inspired these delicious pita pockets. Add some fresh yogurt cheese for an extra-special treat.

Ingredients

  • 2 pitas, cut in half to form 4 pita pockets $2
  • 1 15-oz can garbanzo beans, drained and smashed well with a fork $1
  • juice and zest of one lemon $0.50
  • 1 small bunch flat-leaf parsley, chopped $1
  • 1 cup eggplant, very finely chopped (1 small eggplant or 1/2 regular eggplant $1
  • 1/2 white onion $0.50
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1/8 cup Greek yogurt plus extra for garnish $1.50
  • 2 cups fresh spinach $1
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 2 tbsp olive oil Pantry

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. In a medium bowl combine smashed garbanzos, lemon juice, eggplant, onion, garlic, yogurt and most of the parsley (reserve a pinch for garnish). 
  2. Mix well to incorporate and season well with salt and pepper. Form into 4 patties.
  3. Heat the olive oil in a large frying pan over medium-high heat. Cook the patties for 4-5 minutes on each side. They may be a little flaky but don't worry--they'll still be delicious.
  4. Fill each pita pocket with spinach, a patty, a little Greek yogurt, a pinch of lemon zest and some fresh parsley.

Kielbasa with Apples and Onions

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  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $7.50
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This is my favorite way to serve sausages. The apples caramelize slightly when grilled and the amazing taste of lightly charred onions is outstanding. This dish is even more awesome prepared on an outside charcoal or gas grill.

Ingredients

  • 2 kielbasa sausages, sliced on the diagonal $6
  • 2 tart apples, sliced thinly $1
  • 1 white onion, sliced into rings $0.50
  • 2 tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 2-4

Directions

  1. Heat olive oil in a large grill pan or cast iron pan over high heat. Grill onions, apples and sausage slices in batches on both sides.
  2. Season with salt and pepper.

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Savory Matzah Brei

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  • Estimated Cost $7.50
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In the late eighties, my mom decided to get herself a Ph.D.This meant many nights of graduate school and dissertation writing…and that my father would be cooking dinner. While he can’t cook like my mother, this matzah brei was a favorite standby in our house.

Ingredients

  • 2 tablespoons butter $1 for a stick 
  • 1 medium onion, diced $0.50
  • 2 cups milk $1.50 for 1 qt
  • 2 eggs $1.50 for 6
  • 6 sheets matzah $3 for a box
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Directions

  1. Pour the milk into a large bowl. Whisk in the eggs until fully incorporated. Break the matzah into pieces and place in the egg-milk mixture, pushing down the matzah to ensure that it is fully covered by the liquid. Set aside and allow to soak for 8-10 minutes.
  2. Meanwhile, melt the butter over medium-high heat in a large frying pan. Add the onions and cook until translucent, about 5 minutes. When the matzah has soaked for long enough, add the whole bowl's contents to the frying pan and allow to cook, scraping the pan occasionally with a spatula, until the almost all of the liquid has been absorbed. The texture should resemble scrambled eggs.
  3. To serve, divide it onto 2 plates and garnish with onion salt and freshly cracked pepper.

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$5 Dessert: Ginger-Caramel Baked Apples

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  • Cook Time 0:30
  • Estimated Cost $4.50
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These baked apples are a refreshing twist on a classic dish. I like to make them when I’m expecting company because they make the entire house smell amazing.

Ingredients

  • 2 Fuji, Gala, or Granny Smith apples $1
  • 2 tbsp unsalted butter, cut into small pieces $1 for a stick 
  • 2 tbsp sour cream $1.50
  • 1" piece ginger, peeled and minced $1
  • 1/8 cup sugar Pantry

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. 
  2. Cut off the top of each apple, about 1" down. Set aside.
  3. Use a paring knife to scoop out the cores of the apples, creating a hole about 2" deep and 2" wide in each apple. Carefully cut about 1/8" off of the bottoms of the apples so that each apple has a flat base.
  4. In a small bowl, whisk together the butter, sour cream, ginger and sugar. Divide evenly between the 2 apples and pack into the hollow centers. Replace the apple tops and bake for 30 minutes or until the apples have softened and the skin crinkles.

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