BrokeAss Gourmet

BrokeAss Gourmet

This is summer eating at its best. Grilling makes sweet white peaches even sweeter but drawing out their natural sugars, creamy ricotta and avocado lends an indulgent hand and fresh mint keeps things light and refreshing.

Hint: Hey vegans, try this one minus the ricotta.

Ingredients

  • 2 tbsp vegetable oil, plus more for brushing grill/grill pan Pantry
  • 1/2 red onion, sliced $0.50
  • 1 handful mint, plus more for garnish $0.50
  • 1 tbsp plus 2 tsp balsamic vinegar Pantry
  • 1 tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • 1 tsp honey, plus more for drizzling Pantry
  • 2 ripe peaches (I like white peaches for this recipe), halved, pit removed $2
  • 8 tbsp ricotta cheese $4 for 15 oz.
  • 8 cups mixed greens $3
  • 1 ripe avocado, sliced $1.50
  • salt and pepper Pantry

Recipe Serves 2-4

Directions

  1. Heat vegetable oil in a medium frying pan over medium-low heat. Add sliced onions and cook, stirring very occasionally, for 10-12 minutes. The onions should become very soft and fragrant.
  2. In a food processor or blender, puree caramelized onions, mint, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, honey, and a pinch of salt. Add a few drops of water if necessary to achieve a nearly-smooth dressing. Set aside.
  3. Heat grill or grill pan over high heat. Brush lightly with oil. Grill peaches flesh-side down for 2-3 minutes, or until grill marks appear and peaches soften slightly. Remove from heat.
  4. To assemble salads, toss greens together with dressing and divide between 2 or 4 plates. Top with a few avocado slices and 1 or 2 peach halves. Top each peach half with a generous dollop of ricotta, a light drizzle of honey and freshly-cracked pepper. Serve immediately.

Green Pizza with Parsley-Sundried Tomato Pesto

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $10.75
  • 3 Comments

I live in the land of upscale pizzerias. Seriously, within 4 blocks of my apartment I can have my pick of Delfina, Farina or Little Star. And they all do it right. Beautiful artisan crusts are topped with organic, local ingredients, baked to perfection and delivered to your table by sexy, tattooed staff. The only issue is the price tag—one of these amazing pies can set you back a cool $20. Instead, stay in with your sexy (tattooed or otherwise) dining companion and whip up one of these for half the price.

Ingredients

  • 1/2 recipe pizza dough $1.50
  • flour for dusting Pantry
  • 1 small bunch (handful) flat-leaf parsley leaves $1
  • 3 scallions, ends removed, chopped roughly $1 for a bunch
  • 5 sun-dried tomatoes (dry--not soaked in oil, available in the bulk section) $0.25
  • 2 cloves garlic Pantry
  • 2 tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 1/8 cup grated Parmesan, plus more for sprinkling $3 for 6 oz.
  • 2 oz. fresh mozzarella (mozarella di bufala), sliced into medallion-sized pieces $4 for 6 oz.
  • 1 cup fresh spinach leaves, rinsed and dried $0.50
  • 1 small bunch (about 5 stalks) broccolini or baby broccoli $0.50

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 475 degrees F. Lightly dust a pizza pan or baking sheet with flour. Set aside.
  2. Roll pizza dough into a 12" circle (or another shape). Transfer to prepared baking sheet. Set aside.
  3. In a food processor or blender, combine parsley, scallions, sundried tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, salt, pepper and Parmesan. Pulse until a chunky pesto forms.
  4. Spread pesto over prepared dough. Top with mozzarella slices and scatter the spinach and broccolini evenly over the dough. Top with a light sprinkle of Parmesan and a few grinds of pepper.
  5. Bake 8-10 minutes or until crust is golden brown and cheese starts to bubble.
  6. Slice into wedges and serve.

Coppa-Spinach Piadina

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $9.50
  • 5 Comments

Honestly, this recipe came about because I had some beautiful Coppa in my fridge but I couldn’t decide between having it on a salad or in a sandwich for dinner. I wanted both. Then I remembered a dish I had several years ago at Cafe Reverie in Cole Valley: it was basically a very thin pizza crust topped with a pile of perfectly-dressed greens and a light sprinkle of salty cheese—both a sandwich and salad. A compromise in the most delicious sense.

Ingredients

  • 1/4 recipe pizza dough $1.50
  • flour for dusting Pantry
  • olive oil Pantry
  • salt Pantry
  • 4 cups fresh spinach, washed and dried $1
  • 1 tbsp balsamic vinegar Pantry
  • 1 Roma tomato, sliced $0.50
  • 1/4 red onion, thinly sliced $0.50
  • 2 oz. Coppa (prosciutto or salami also work) $3
  • 1/8 cup Parmesan, shaved $3 for 6 oz.

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 475 degrees F. Lightly flour 2 baking sheets or pizza pans.
  2. Divide dough into 2 equal balls. Roll out each ball into an 8" circle. Transfer circles to prepared pans. Brush lightly with olive oil and sprinkle with salt. Bake for 8-10 minutes, or until dough looks like a pizza crust, with light brown spots.
  3. Toss the spinach with 1 tbsp olive oil and the balsamic vinegar.
  4. To assemble the piadinas, arrange half of a cooked dough round with layers of meat, tomato and onion. Top with half of the dressed spinach and half of the Parmesan. Gently fold over as pictured. Repeat with remaining ingredients. Slice in half to serve.

Peanut Butter-Banana Ice Cream

  • Prep Time 2:00
  • Cook Time 0:07
  • Estimated Cost $7.50
  • 9 Comments

My usual partner in ice cream-making crime is off frolicking through Iceland right now, so this was my first attempt at making ice cream on my own. The resulting confection was so soul-shakingly, lip-smackingly scrumptious (not to mention cheap!) that I could hardly believe it was real.

Michael is going to be so proud. Maybe he’ll bring me back a Bjork CD or something.

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup creamy peanut butter Pantry
  • 2 cups half-and-half $1.50
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar Pantry
  • 2 tsp vanilla $4 for 4 oz.
  • pinch salt Pantry
  • 2 egg yolks $1.50 for 6 eggs
  • 1 banana, cut into 1/2" chunks $0.50

Directions

  1. Whisk peanut butter, half-and-half, brown sugar, vanilla, salt and egg yolks together in a medium saucepan over medium-low heat until very thick (6-7 minutes).
  2. Transfer to an ice cream maker and freeze according to manufacturer's directions. While ice cream is still soft, gently fold in banana chunks. Freeze until hard enough to scoop.

Makes about 3 cups ice cream.

Grilled Teriyaki Chicken Over Cold Sesame-Herb Udon Noodles

  • Prep Time 0:30
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $14.50
  • 4 Comments

Full disclosure: I think pasta salad is kind of tacky. Cold macaroni smothered with mayonnaise? I just can’t do it.

This cold noodle dish, however—this I can get behind. The light, vibrant pesto-like herb mixture clings to the chewy udon (Japanese wheat noodles) and complements the perfectly grilled, slightly sweet chicken breasts brilliantly. Serve this at your next barbeque.

Ingredients

  • 2 tbsp plus 1 tsp brown sugar Pantry
  • juice of 1 lime, divided $0.50
  • 1/4 cup soy sauce Pantry
  • 2 tbsp rice vinegar $2 for 10 oz.
  • 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts $5
  • 14 oz. fresh or frozen (not dried) udon noodles $1
  • 1 small bunch cilantro leaves $1
  • 1 small bunch flat-leaf parsley leaves $1
  • 2 tsp vegetable or olive oil Pantry
  • 1 clove garlic Pantry
  • 1/4 red onion, peeled and cut into chunks $0.50
  • 1 small piece of ginger, peeled, cut into chunks $0.50
  • pinch salt Pantry
  • 1 tbsp roasted sesame seeds $2 for 8.5 oz.
  • 1 scallion, sliced $1 for a bunch

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Whisk together 2 tbsp brown sugar, 1/2 lime juice, soy sauce and rice vinegar. Pour into a plastic zip-lock bag, add chicken and seal. Squish chicken around to ensure marinade is distributed. Refrigerate for 20 minutes.
  2. While chicken marinates, cook noodles in lightly-boiling salted water for 1-2 minutes (or until noodles separate). Rinse in cold water until noodles are cool. Drain and transfer to a bowl.
  3. Place cilantro, parsley, oil, garlic, onion, ginger, remaining lime juice and remaining brown sugar in a food processor. Pulse until smooth. Toss with noodles and set aside.
  4. Heat a grill or grill pan over high heat. If using a grill pan, lightly brush with oil. Grill the chicken breasts for 4-5 minutes on each side, or until cooked all the way through. Remove from heat.
  5. Just before serving, toss the noodles with the sesame seeds. Divide noodles between two plates and top each pile with a chicken breast. Garnish with scallions.

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