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Soft Buckwheat Pretzels, 3 Ways

  • Prep Time 0:30
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $14.00
  • 6 Comments

My friend James might be my favorite person to eat with, probably because he just enjoys it so damn much. He is always excited to try new, interesting restaurants, foreign foods and exotic drinks. He absolutely loves the soft pretzel at Monk’s Kettle in San Francisco and orders it whenever we go there. This version is nuttier, thanks to the protein-rich buckwheat flour. Plus, I figured I’d jazz things up a little with sage, Parmesan, and sesame seeds.

Note: if you can’t find buckwheat flour, substitute wholewheat pastry flour.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 cups flour plus more for kneading Pantry
  • 1/2 cup buckwheat flour $3.50 for 22 oz.
  • 1 tbsp sugar or honey Pantry
  • 1 tsp salt Pantry
  • 1 packet yeast $1.50 for 3 packets
  • 1 tbsp olive oil, plus more for baking sheet, bowl and brushing Pantry
  • 1 tbsp finely chopped sage leaves $1
  • 2 tbsp. shredded Parmesan plus more for sprinkling $3
  • 1 tbsp. freshly-ground black pepper Pantry
  • 2 tbsp. large-grain salt, like sea salt or rock salt $2 for 12 oz.
  • 1 egg, beaten $1.50 for 6
  • 1 tbsp. sesame seeds $1.50 for 1 oz.

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Grease a baking sheet lightly with olive oil. Set aside.
  2. Dissolve yeast in 1 cup warm water in a mixing bowl. Add sugar/honey and set aside for 5 minutes. Add regular salt, olive oil, and both flours until a soft dough forms.
  3. Knead on a floured surface 10-15 times or until dough becomes elastic. Return to bowl with a drizzle of olive oil to prevent sticking. Allow to rise in a warm place for 20 minutes.
  4. Once dough has risen, punch down and return to the floured surface. Knead dough lightly and divide into 3 even pieces.
  5. Roll the first piece out into a 6" circle. Sprinkle the sage, Parmesan and black pepper over the top of the circle. Fold in half, sandwiching the sage-Parmesan-pepper mixture. Press down to seal in. Begin to knead as usual until the sage-Parmesan-pepper mixture is distributed throughout the dough. Divide the sage-Parmesan-pepper dough into 4 even pieces. Roll out into 4 12" ropes and roll into a pretzel shape (or other desired shape). Transfer to baking sheet.
  6. Roll remaining 2 pieces of dough into 8 pretzels and transfer to baking sheet.
  7. Use a pastry brush to lightly brush egg onto the pretzels. Sprinkle additional Parmesan atop the Parmesan-sage pretzels, sprinkle 4 of the plain pretzels with sesame seeds and leave the remaining 4 plain.
  8. Bake for 12-15 minutes or until pretzels are golden brown. Brush the plain pretzels with olive oil and sprinkle with the large-grain salt.
  9. Serve plain or with mustard for dipping.

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Pancakes with Fig Compote

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:20
  • Estimated Cost $8.50
  • 2 Comments

If you’re a regular reader or a friend of mine, you probably know about my affinity for figs. If you’re sick of them, I’m sorry. I promise once they’re out of season I’ll find a new fruit to fixate on. But meanwhile, this is a fantastic basic pancake recipe (throw your Bisquick away, dammit), and the compote is perfect with brie and crackers or even over roasted pork.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour Pantry
  • 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder Pantry
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt Pantry
  • 1 egg, slightly beaten $1.50 for 6
  • 3/4 cup milk $1.50 for 1 pint
  • 1 tbsp. plus 2 tsp. vegetable oil, divided Pantry
  • 10 fresh figs, stems removed, chopped into small pieces $4
  • 1/2 tsp cinnamon $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 2 tbsp balsamic vinegar Pantry
  • 2 tbsp sugar or honey Pantry

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  1. Whisk together flour, baking powder, salt, egg, milk, and 2 tsp vegetable oil until smooth. Set aside.
  2. Combine figs, cinnamon, balsamic vinegar, sugar or honey and 3/4 cup water in a small pot over medium heat. Cook, stirring frequently until the mixture resembles a thin jam and the figs are mostly broken-down, about 20 minutes.
  3. While the compote cooks, make the pancakes: heat the remaining tbsp of vegetable oil in a large frying pan or griddle over medium-high heat. Pour the batter in 1/4 cup increments (or smaller, depending on how big you like your pancakes) onto the hot pan/griddle. Cook for about 1 minute, or until the edges are dry and the tops bubble. Flip and cook until batter no longer oozes out of the sides and the pancakes are golden brown.
  4. Serve hot with a dollop of compote.

Roasted Tomatillo Salsa

  • Prep Time 0:05
  • Cook Time 0:25
  • Estimated Cost $5.50
  • 5 Comments

Roasting a fruit or vegetable is a great way to bring out its natural sugars—and the tomatillo is no exception. This salsa has a lovely, versatile texture and is perfect over chicken or fish. Personally, I prefer it with chips and a cold beer.

Ingredients

  • 3 regular tomatillos or 6 small ones, husk intact $1
  • 4 cloves garlic, peeled Pantry
  • 1 jalapeno, seeded and halved $0.50
  • 1 small white onion, peeled and quartered $0.50
  • 3 medium tomatoes, any type, quartered $2 
  • 1 small bunch cilantro $1
  • juice of 1 lime $0.50
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 475 degrees F.
  2. Spread tomatillos, garlic, jalapeno, onion, and tomatoes on an ungreased baking sheet. Roast for 20-25 minutes or until tomatillos are soft.
  3. Remove tomatillos from their husks and place in food processor or blender along with the other roasted vegetables and all remaining ingredients. Pulse to desired smoothness.
  4. Serve with chips, burritos, tacos, or over meat, fish or chicken.

Makes about 1 1/2 cups salsa.

Roasted Rapini-Carrot Salad

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:25
  • Estimated Cost $6.00
  • 3 Comments

Don’t be intimidated by rapini (aka broccoli rabe). It can be bitter if eaten raw, but it sweetens after a dip in salty boiling water and some oven time.

This salad is a lesson in the magic of simple ingredients—olive oil, lemon, salt, pepper, and garlic. You need little more to make this delicious instant classic. Salty feta perks this dish up and adds depth, but it’s not necessary.

Ingredients

  • 4 carrots, sliced into 2" pieces, on the bias $1
  • 1 small white onion, sliced $0.50
  • 1 bunch rapini (broccoli rabe), rinsed, ends removed $1
  • zest and juice of 1 lemon $0.50
  • 2 oz. crumbled feta $3
  • 2 tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F.
  2. Bring a pot of salted water to a boil. Add rapini and cook until stems are tender, about 2 minutes. Drain.
  3. Spread carrot slices, onion, rapini and garlic on a baking sheet. Drizzle with the olive oil and use your fingers to coat the vegetables well with the oil.
  4. Roast for 20-25 minutes or until the carrots are cooked and the onions brown slightly. Transfer to a serving platter and refrigerate for 15-20 minutes to bring temperature down.
  5. To serve, toss with lemon juice, zest, salt and pepper. Top with crumbled feta.

Avocado Spring Rolls with Cilantro-Chili Dipping Sauce

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:00
  • Estimated Cost $9.00
  • 11 Comments

This dish was actually inspired by an appetizer I had a few months ago at the Cheesecake Factory. It was a crispy egg roll, filled with avocado and served with a cilantro-tamarind dipping sauce. The roll was mostly tasty, but I have always thought that cooked avocado tastes kind of weird—sort of overripe and mushy. It was sad because it was such a good idea.

Puttering around in my kitchen this afternoon, I figured I could make something similar, but with fresh, uncooked spring rolls, thereby preserving the avocado’s delicate flavor. I added mango and red cabbage for flavor, texture and color, but feel free to experiment with other vegetables, like red bell pepper or shredded carrots.

Also, the dipping sauce is so good you will want to eat it with a spoon. Make extra and drizzle it over fish or chicken.

Ingredients

  • 10 8" rice paper spring roll wrappers $1.50 for about 30
  • 1 ripe avocado, sliced $1.50
  • 1/2 ripe mango, sliced $1
  • 1/4 head red cabbage, sliced thinly $0.50
  • 3 tbsp sweet chili sauce $3 for 10 oz.
  • 1 small bunch cilantro $1
  • 1 small piece ginger, peeled and minced $0.50

Directions

  1. Wet a wrapper and shake gently to remove excess liquid. Lay wrapper on a clean, dry surface. Arrange an avocado slice, a mango slice, and a few pieces of red cabbage in the center of the wrapper, so that they are all facing in the same direction. Once the wrapper is pliable enough to work with, tuck in the ends and roll up tightly. Repeat until all ingredients are used up.
  2. To make the sauce, combine the cilantro (stems included) with the chili sauce and ginger in a food processor or blender until completely blended.
  3. Slice the rolls on the bias and serve with the sauce.

Makes 10 rolls.