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Turkey-Cheddar Sliders

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $10.00
  • 7 Comments

I got a little overexcited today at Trader Joe’s. There I was, doing my regular shopping, picking up eggs, half-and-half, coffee, etc, when I stumbled upon mini hamburger buns in the bread aisle. In a pack of 8 for less than $1.50, I pretty much couldn’t resist. My very audible gasp of exhilaration made the cute guy shopping next to me snicker, but I didn’t care. I just threw them in my basket, made a dash for the ground turkey and the rest is history.

Ingredients

  • 3/4 lb lean ground turkey $3
  • 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil, divided Pantry
  • 1 onion, half diced, half sliced thinly $0.50
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 2 oz. white cheddar cheese, cut into 1/8" pieces $3.50 for 8 oz
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 8 miniature hamburger buns (or 3" dinner rolls) $1.50
  • 1 avocado, sliced into 1" pieces $1.50

Directions

  1. Heat 1 tbsp olive oil in a small frying pan over low. Add sliced onion and allow to caramelize while you prepare the rest of the recipe. This should take 12-15 minutes.
  2. In a mixing bowl, combine the turkey, garlic, diced onion, cheddar cheese and a generous pinch of both salt and pepper. Use your hands to mix the ingredients thoroughly. Form mixture into 8 2" patties. Set on a clean plate. Be sure to wash your hands well after working with raw turkey.
  3. Brush a grill pan or cast iron pan with the remaining tbsp of olive oil and heat to medium-high heat. Place patties in pan and cook until firm on the inside and nicely grilled on the outside, about 4-5 minutes on each side. Cut open one burger to test done-ness before serving.
  4. To assemble burgers, place a miniature turkey burger on each bun's bottom half. Garnish each burger with caramelized onions and a couple of slices of avocado. Top with each bun's top half and secure with a toothpick if necessary.

Makes 8 sliders.

Savory Mushroom-Parmesan Bread Pudding

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:30
  • Estimated Cost $9.00
  • 6 Comments

I went to a dinner party recently and chatted with a guy who, upon hearing about BrokeAss Gourmet, expounded on the glory of stuffing: “It’s so good and so cheap. I eat it on its own for dinner all the time.” As it happens, I’m not a huge fan of stuffing. I think it tends to be overly salty and uninteresting and I couldn’t imagine ever eating a bowl of stuffing for dinner.

Bread pudding, however, is a different story (don’t worry, I don’t actually eat bread pudding on its own for dinner…but I totally could). So I figured, why not employ bread pudding’s custard-y goodness in a savory stuffing-like side dish? The result was something I’d be proud to serve alongside roasted meat at a fancy dinner, or even with a green salad for a classy, inexpensive vegetarian meal.

Ingredients

  • $1 baguette, preferably stale, cut into 1" cubes $1.50
  • 1 2/3 cup milk (whole, 2% or 1%) $1 for a pint
  • 2 eggs, lightly beaten $1.50 for 6
  • 2 tbsp olive oil, plus more for greasing pan(s) Pantry
  • about 6 button mushrooms $1
  • 1 onion, diced $0.50
  • leaves from one sprig fresh rosemary $1
  • 1/4 cup grated Parmesan, plus more for sprinkling $3.50 for 10 oz.
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Lightly grease an 8-inch pie pan or 4 4-inch ramekins. Set aside.
  2. Combine milk and eggs in a mixing bowl and whisk lightly to combine. Add bread cubes and stir to ensure all are thoroughly soaked. Set aside.
  3. Heat the olive oil in a frying pan over low heat. Add onions and cook slowly for 8-10 minutes. Increase to medium and add the mushrooms. Cook for another 2-3 minutes until mushrooms begin to shrink. Remove from heat.
  4. Stir the onion-mushroom mixture into the soaking bread. Gently fold in the rosemary and Parmesan. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
  5. Spoon the bread mixture into the prepared pan or ramekins. Sprinkle with a pinch of Parmesan and bake for 25-30 minutes, or until puddings set and the tops are golden-brown and crisp. Allow to cool 5 minutes before serving.

Truffle Scampi Over Capellini

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $14.00
  • 6 Comments

Every time my friends Bill and Rebecca have a dinner party, I stop at Bi-Rite Market on my way over to pick up a little wedge of Rebecca’s favorite cheese, truffle Pecorino. It always amazes me how this absolutely gloriously decadent-tasting cheese can bring that rich truffle flavor to a dish for the very reasonable price of about $5 for 1.5 oz. (trust me, you don’t need much). I found a similar cheese, called simply “Italian Truffle Cheese” at Trader Joe’s for slightly less. Either would work well in this recipe.

Ingredients

  • 1/2 lb capellini pasta $1.50 for 1 lb
  • 1/2 lb medium raw shrimp, de-veined, tails removed $5
  • 1 oz. mild Italian hard or semi-hard truffle cheese, grated, plus more for garnish $5 for 1.5 oz
  • 3 tbsp unsalted butter $1 for a stick
  • 3 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 small bunch parsley, chopped, plus more for garnish $1
  • juice and zest of 1 lemon, some zest reserved for garnish $0.50
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Cook capellini in boiling salted water until al dente, about 3 minutes. Drain and return to pot.
  2. White capellini cooks, heat the olive oil and butter together over medium-low heat in a medium frying pan. Add garlic and cook for 1 minute, stirring frequently. Add shrimp, parsley, lemon juice and lemon zest. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the shrimp turn pink. Remove from heat.
  3. Gently toss the cappelini with the shrimp-butter-oil mixture and salt and pepper to taste. Sprinkle with truffle cheese and give it another few gentle tosses.
  4. Serve hot, on plates or in bowls, garnished with more parsley, lemon zest and truffle cheese.

Category: Meals

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Garlicky White Bean Dip

This easy dip is hummus’ Italian first cousin. Perfect with fresh vegetables and baguette slices or spread on a sandwich, this delectable spread can be thrown together in just 5 minutes for a mere $3—and odds are good that you already have all the necessary ingredients on hand.

Ingredients

  • 1 15-oz. can white beans, such as Great Northern beans $1.50
  • 2 cloves garlic, peeled and smashed Pantry
  • 3 tbsp extra virgin olive oil, plus more for drizzling Pantry
  • 1 small bunch flat-leaf parsley plus more for ganish $1
  • juice of 1/2 lemon $0.50
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Directions

  1. Combine all ingredients in a food processor or blender. Serve garnished with more parsley and a drizzle of extra virgin olive oil.

 

Flat-iron Steak over Parmesan Cauliflower Smash with Sauteed Mushrooms

  • Prep Time 0:30
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $12.50
  • 3 Comments

Instead of dropping a big wad of cash on an indulgent meal at a fancy restaurant this Valentine’s Day, why not make this fancy-looking, indulgent-tasting steak dish at home for a mere $12.50? This meal is a healthier take on the classic steakhouse dish of steak with mushrooms and mashed potatoes. Inexpensive flat-iron steak gets a little help from extra virgin olive oil and garlicky-balsamic mushrooms, making it taste much richer than it is. The whole thing is served over a bed of rich-yet-healthy mashed cauliflower, which does a very convincing impression of starchy mashed potatoes, with significantly fewer simple carbohydrates and more fiber. Plus, it’s so cheap that you’ll have plenty of cash left over for wine and dessert.

Ingredients

  • 1 1-lb flat-iron steak or 2 half-pound flat-iron steaks $6
  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1/2 tsp salt, plus more for cauliflower Pantry
  • 1 tsp freshly ground pepper, plus more for cauliflower Pantry
  • 1 head cauliflower, cored, florets separated $1
  • 1/8 cup grated Parmesan $3.50 for 12 oz.
  • about 10 medium white mushrooms, scrubbed and sliced $1
  • 2 cloves garlic, chopped Pantry
  • 1 tsp balsamic vinegar Pantry
  • 1 small bunch parsley, chopped $1

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Set broiler to high. Lightly grease a broiler pan and set aside.
  2. Place steaks in a glass dish or bowl. Drizzle with olive oil on both sides and allow to rest for about 10 minutes.
  3. Sprinkle steaks with salt and pepper on both sides. Place on broiler pan and place pan about 4 inches from the flame. Broil for 2-3 minutes on each side (more or less, depending on desired done-ness). Remove from oven and transfer to a cutting board to rest for 5 minutes before slicing on the diagonal. Reserve any pan juices.
  4. While steak marinates and cooks, bring a medium pot of water to a boil over high heat. Add cauliflower and cover. Cook for 10-15 minutes, until very soft. Drain and return to pot. Mash with a potato masher, fork, or even an immersion blender until cauliflower resembles mashed potatoes. Add 2 tbsp olive oil and the Parmesan cheese and stir until combined. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
  5. Heat 2 tsp olive oil in a medium frying pan over medium-high heat. Add garlic and mushrooms. Saute for 3-4 minutes or until mushrooms begin to brown and shrink and garlic is very fragrant. Drizzle balsamic vinegar over mushrooms and stir until absorbed.
  6. To serve, place a mound of cauliflower mash on each plate. Top with the sliced steak. Strew the mushrooms over the steak slices. Drizzle any pan juices that may have escaped while you cut the steak. Sprinkle both plates with the chopped parsley.
  7. Serve hot.