BrokeAss Gourmet

BrokeAss Gourmet

Sometime around 3:30 this afternoon, I found myself craving a frosty piña colada. Now, say what you will about professional bloggers, but my work ethic does not allow for Tuesday afternoons spent sipping on blended rum drinks. It does, however, allow for this indulgent, yet simple frozen beverage. Add booze at will.

  • ingredients
  • 1 15 oz. can coconut milk $1.50
  • 2 Naval oranges, peeled and seeded $1
  • juice of 2 limes $1
  • 2 tbsp honey Pantry
  • 2 cups ice
Total Cost of Ingredients $3.50

Directions

Place all ingredients in a blender or food processor and process until smooth and slightly foamy.

Pour into glasses and serve, garnished with a lime wedge if desired.

Serves 2-4.

Photo credit: John Mortimer

Crispy Tofu with Peanut Sauce

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:30
  • Estimated Cost $9.50
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I love to order deep-fried tofu with peanut sauce as an appetizer in Thai restaurants, but I’m always hesitant to make it at home—mostly because I don’t love the idea of deep-frying innocent, healthy tofu. Well, thanks to my brilliant friend Kim, I found a fabulous way to fry tofu without bathing it in oil. This easy method yields tofu with a wonderful crust, reminiscent of deep-fried tofu, but with no more than a few tablespoons of oil in the whole recipe.

Today I paired it with peanut sauce, but it’ll surely be showing up in upcoming curries and stir-fries.

Ingredients

14 oz. firm or extra-firm tofu $1.50
canola or vegetable oil Pantry
salt Pantry
1 recipe Basic Peanut Sauce $7

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees F. Lightly oil (or line with parchment paper) a baking sheet).
  2. Place the tofu on a clean cutting board and cover with a second cutting board. 
  3. Place a heavy book or a few heavy cans on top of the second board, to weigh down the tofu and press out the liquid. 
  4. Allow it to drain for about 20 minutes Kim's post called for 40 minutes, but I was impatient. This method worked for me, but feel free to press it for all 40 minutes.
  5. Cut the pressed tofu into 2" triangles (as pictured), or any desired 2"-3" shape.
  6. Arrange the tofu on the prepared baking sheet and lightly brush or mist with oil.
  7. Bake for 12-13 minutes, then flip and bake on the other side. If you haven't already made the peanut sauce, now is an excellent time.
  8. Heat 1 tbsp oil in a medium frying pan over medium-high heat. When oil is hot, add the tofu, working in batches if necessary, and fry the tofu for 2-3 minutes on each side, to ensure it gets really crisp.
  9. Drain the crisp tofu on paper towels and salt immediately.
  10. Serve warm with the peanut sauce for dipping.
  11. Makes about 16 pieces tofu and about 3/4 cup peanut sauce.

Cheesy Bread Sticks with Tomato Sauce

After teaching a pizza-making class this weekend, I have a bordering-on-absurd amount of pizza dough in my refrigerator. So, yesterday brought pizza spirals and today, I present to you: cheesy bread sticks.

Inspired by my hometown pizzeria’s delicious solution to excess pizza dough, I served these extremely kid-friendly bread sticks with tomato sauce for dipping, but they would also be right at home alongside salads, soups, or as the starch portion of a meal.

  • ingredients
  • flour for rolling and for pan Pantry
  • 1/2 recipe pizza dough $1.50
  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella or provolone cheese $3.50 for 8 oz.
  • tomato sauce, for dipping $1.50 for a 15-oz. can
Total Cost of Ingredients $6.50

Directions

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Lightly flour a baking sheet.

On a lightly floured surface, divide dough into 6-8 equal pieces. Roll each piece of dough into a 6”-7” snake.

Arrange dough snakes on the prepared baking sheet and brush lightly with the olive oil. Top each snake with a few pinches of cheese and bake for 14-16 minutes, or until cheese is golden brown and bubbly.

Serve warm, with tomato sauce alongside for dipping.

Makes 6-8 bread sticks.

Pepperoni Pizza Spirals

I’m not sure why I insist on baking something every time I have more than two beers with my friend Dominic, but the arrangement seems to be working out for both of us. Last night, after a few libations, I started bragging about my amazing pizza dough recipe, and before I knew it, I was surrounded by spectators in his kitchen, clumsily frying cinnamon-sugar pizza dough donuts., while fielding requests for pizza and cinnamon rolls.

In that moment, fueled by enthusiasm and Pacifico, inspiration struck: I should do a pizza/cinnamon roll hybrid—essentially individual strombolis! (hiccup)

As you can see, I am one of those people who keeps her drunken promises.

  • ingredients
  • flour for rolling and for dusting pan Pantry
  • 1 recipe pizza dough $1.50
  • 3/4 cup tomato sauce $1.50 for a 15-oz. can
  • 1 1/2 cups shredded provolone or mozzarella cheese $3.50 for 8 oz.
  • about 12 slices pepperoni, chopped $3.50 for 6 oz.
  • 1 handful fresh basil leaves, chopped $1 for a bunch
Total Cost of Ingredients $11

Directions

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Lightly flour a baking sheet and set aside.

Place onto a lightly floured surface and use a rolling pin to roll it out into an approximately 18” x 14” rectangle.

Spread tomato sauce over the entire top surface of the dough. Sprinkle the cheese evenly over the sauce. Top cheese with pepperoni and chopped basil.

Starting at the bottom and pinching as you go, roll the dough up tightly, so you have a 14” cylinder.

Use a sharp knife to slice cylinder into about 10 even rolls. Place rolls, spiral-side-up, on the prepared baking sheet.

Bake 12-15 minutes, or until rolls are golden-brown and cheese is bubbly.

Cool 5 minutes, then serve warm.

Makes about 10 spirals (serves 4-6).

Watermelon-Lime Gazpacho

As you know, I enjoy stuffing things into other things (I know, I know, that’s what she said), so today, since San Francisco’s gorgeous 83-degree weather is dictating that I not turn on the stove and get myself out into the sunshine pronto, I decided to make quick, vegan watermelon gazpacho, and pour it back into the watermelon for serving.

In addition to being yummy to eat and adorable to look at, my watermelon “bowls” didn’t need to be washed, and fewer dishes means more time to soak up the sun. Win.

Ingredients

  • 1 baby seedless watermelon $3
  • 1 cup tomato juice $2 for 32 oz.
  • 1 clove garlic Pantry
  • 1 handful fresh cilantro leaves, finely chopped $1 for a bunch
  • 1/4 red onion, very finely diced $0.50 for a whole onion
  • 1/2 cucumber, peeled, seeded and finely chopped $1.50 for a whole cucumber
  • 1/2 red bell pepper, seeded and finely chopped $1 for whole bell pepper
  • juice of 1 lime $0.50
  • 3 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1 tbsp balsamic vinegar Pantry
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Cut the watermelon in half and slice a very thin piece of the rind off to make a flat bottom (so the watermelon half can be used as a bowl).
  2. Use a spoon to scrape most of the watermelon flesh out of the rind and transfer it into a bowl. Take care not to make any holes in the bottom of the watermelon "bowl." Pick out any black seeds that you can, but don't worry to much about them.
  3. Place watermelon flesh, tomato juice, garlic, cilantro and half each of the onion, cucumber and bell pepper in a blender or food processor. Add the lime juice, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper and puree lightly (it should be mostly smooth with a few chunks). Transfer to a bowl (preferably a spouted one) or pitcher.
  4. Stir in the remaining vegetables, stir well and adjust seasonings if necessary.
  5. Pour into the watermelon "bowls" and serve, garnished with lime or cilantro, if desired.