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Spicy-Sweet Fried Plantains

  • Prep Time 0:05
  • Cook Time 0:05
  • Estimated Cost $3.50
  • 21 Comments

This is what I would call a “thumbnail recipe”—a recipe that’s brief enough to be memorized (or, at least, a recipe with proportions that are negotiable, so even if you don’t memorize it precisely it will likely still be delicious). Serve these with sandwiches, eggs, on or alongside burgers, or just on their own.

Ingredients

  • 3 tbsp brown sugar Pantry
  • 1 tsp chili powder $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • salt and pepper Pantry
  • 3 very ripe plantains, sliced on the bias $2
  • 2 tbsp vegetable oil Pantry

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Toss brown sugar, chili powder and a generous pinch each of salt and pepper together in a mixing bowl. Gently toss sliced plantains in bowl to coat lightly.
  2. Heat oil in a heavy-bottomed frying pan over medium-high heat. When oil is hot, add slices plantains, working in batches if necessary to ensure that each slice is exposed to the bottom of the pan to properly brown.
  3. Cook until slices are browned on one side, then flip and cook on the other side.
  4. Serve hot.

Chocolate-Chili Bread Pudding

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:20
  • Estimated Cost $18.50
  • 1 Comment

Yes, I realize that it’s summer, and that bread pudding is usually better-suited to cold-weather eating, but, you know what? I live in San Francisco where 55-degree days are not uncommon in July, so I figured a spicy, chocolaty, cinnamon-y bread pudding was totally appropriate. Serve it with a scoop of White Peach-Ginger Ice Cream for an overwhelmingly delicious melding of the seasons.

Note: You probably have most of these ingredients at home already, so don’t wince too much at the $18.50 price tag.

Ingredients

  • 1 baguette French or sourdough, cubed (it's better if it's a little stale) $1.50
  • 1 pint (2 cups) half-and-half $1.50
  • 1/2 cup sugar Pantry
  • 1/2 cup packed brown sugar Pantry
  • 1/8 cup cocoa powder $4 for 8 oz.
  • 2 tsp vanilla $4 for 4 oz.
  • 1 tsp cinnamon $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 2 tsp Ancho chili powder, plus more for garnish $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 3 eggs, lightly beaten $1.50 for 6
  • 2/3 cup semisweet chocolate chips $3 for a 12-oz. bag

Recipe Serves 4-6

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Lightly grease 1 8" square/round pan or 4-6 ramekins (depending on size) with a little vegetable oil or butter. Set aside.
  2. In a large saucepan, over medium heat, whisk together the half-and-half, sugars, cocoa powder, vanilla, cinnamon and chili powder. Slowly add the eggs, whisking throughout to avoid scrambling the eggs. Continue whisking until a rich, creamy custard forms.
  3. Carefully stir in the bread cubes and chocolate chips. Remove from heat and allow to sit for 10 minutes.
  4. Pour mixture into prepared pan(s) and bake for 20 minutes or until pudding has set. Allow to cool slightly.
  5. Garnish the bread pudding with a sprinkle of chili powder. Serve either warm or chilled.

Lemon-Ricotta Blintzes

  • Prep Time 0:30
  • Cook Time 0:06
  • Estimated Cost $8.50
  • 24 Comments

I spent last weekend taking care of two of the smartest, funniest, most adorable children ever to exist. Memorable quotes from the weekend include:

“Gabi, have you ever been drunk? Or even just tipsy?”
“Gabi, I can’t believe you don’t have the Periodic Table memorized.”
“Gabi, sit down. I swear I didn’t put a Whoopie Cushion under the pillow.”

Sophisticated kids that they are, I was hardly surprised when they requested lemon-sugar crepes for breakfast on Sunday morning (who needs Lucky Charms?). Obviously, I was happy to oblige. I’d never tasted crepes like this before, but so enjoyed the simple but tasty flavor combination that I decided to make them again, this time with a ricotta filling.

Ingredients

  • 1 cup milk $1.50 for 1 pint
  • 1 egg, lightly beaten $1.50 for 6
  • 3/4 cup flour Pantry
  • 1 pinch salt Pantry
  • 1 tbsp vegetable oil plus more for frying Pantry
  • 3/4 cup ricotta $4 for 15 oz.
  • juice and zest of 1/2 lemon $0.50
  • 2 tbsp powdered sugar, plus more for garnish $1 for 16 oz.

Directions

  1. Whisk milk, egg, flour, salt and vegetable oil together. The result should be a very thin batter. Add a little more milk if necessary.
  2. Heat 1 tbsp vegetable oil in a large frying pan over high heat. Pour about 1/8 cup batter into the center of the pan. Hold the pan and rotate your wrist to spread the batter out to make a very thin pancake. Use a spatula to spread the batter gently if necessary. Once edges are dry and bubbles form across the top of the pancake, flip and cook the other side. Repeat with remaining batter, adding more oil to the pan if necessary.
  3. In a small bowl, stir together ricotta, lemon juice and powdered sugar.
  4. To assemble the blintzes, place a crepe on a clean, dry surface. Put about 3 tbsp ricotta mixture into the center of the crepe and fold up like a burrito, tucking in the ends.
  5. Serve blintzes garnished with lemon zest and powdered sugar.

Makes about 8 blintzes.

Plantain-Black Bean Veggie Burgers

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $8.00
  • 4 Comments

I find most veggie burgers pretty underwhelming. They either taste like cardboard or they try (and fail) to taste like meat. These burgers are in an entirely different league. Sweet plantains and earthy black beans provide a sturdy yet tender base, while smoky chipotle peppers give the burgers a nice kick. Serve these with the usual suspects (ketchup, mustard, etc), or whip up some cilantro aioli (4 tbsp mayonnaise or vegan mayonnaise with 1 diced clove garlic and a handful of chopped cilantro stirred in).

Ingredients

  • 1 15-oz. can black beans, drained $1.50
  • 1 very ripe plantain, diced $0.50
  • 1/4 red onion, diced, plus a few rings for garnish $0.50
  • 2 chipotle peppers (from a can in adobo), chopped finely $1.50 for 7 oz.
  • 1 small handful cilantro $1
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 3 tbsp all-purpose flour Pantry
  • 1 tbsp vegetable or olive oil Pantry
  • 1 ripe tomato, sliced $0.50
  • 4 hamburger buns $3 for 6

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. In a mixing bowl, combine black beans and plantain. Smash gently together. Stir in onion, cilantro, salt, pepper and flour. Form mixture into 4 patties and set aside.
  2. Heat oil over high heat in a large frying pan. Cook burgers for 3-4 minutes on each side or until crisp and browned. Serve on buns with tomato and onion.

Pan-Braised Chipotle Short Ribs

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 1:30
  • Estimated Cost $13.50
  • 26 Comments

If time management in the kitchen is a problem for you, look no further than this recipe. These short ribs take only a few minutes to throw together before braising for an hour-and-a-half, leaving you plenty of time to throw together some potato salad or cole slaw and maybe even get some peach ice cream churning.

Note: save any left-over sauce to brush over chicken or burgers the next time you grill.

Ingredients

  • 2 tbsp olive or vegetable oil Pantry
  • 2 lbs beef short ribs $10
  • 1 14.5-oz can fire-roasted crushed tomatoes $2
  • 1 7-oz. can chipotle chilis canned in adobo, plus the sauce from the can $1.50
  • 2 tbsp brown sugar Pantry
  • 3 cloves garlic, smashed Pantry
  • salt and pepper Pantry

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Pat the short ribs dry with a paper towel. Season lightly with salt and pepper.
  2. Heat oil in a deep, large frying pan (make sure it has a fitted lid for use later in the recipe) over high heat. Brown the fleshy side of the short ribs in the oil, 2-3 minutes.
  3. While short ribs brown, combine crushed tomatoes (reserve the can), chipotle chilis and sauce, brown sugar, garlic and salt and pepper to taste in a blender. Puree until smooth. Pour mixture over short ribs in pan, making sure the short ribs are fleshy-side down in the sauce. Fill the crushed tomatoes can with water and pour over the ribs. Cover pan with lid and reduce heat to medium.
  4. Cook, covered for an hour-and-a-half, or until beef is very tender.
  5. Serve hot with a few spoonfuls of sauce.

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