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BrokeAss Gourmet

Fresh Lox

My father taught me three very important lessons about food:
1) Matzo brei should be savory, not sweet.
2) The proper breakfast to order in a diner is two eggs, over-easy and an English muffin to dip into the yolks.
3) The way to eat a bagel is with cream cheese, sliced red onions and a big heap of lox.

The third is probably my favorite, and at this point in my life, I have zero use for a lox-less bagel. What’s the point? The thing is, lox can be very expensive, often up to $20/lb.

Enter this easy, delicious and damn fun recipe. All you need is some fresh salmon, simple brine ingredients and a little patience. And, of course, bagels, cream cheese and onions.

Ingredients

  • 1/4 cup sugar Pantry
  • 1/2 cup kosher salt Pantry
  • 2 tbsp freshly-ground black pepper Pantry
  • 2 tbsp chopped fresh dill $1 for a bunch
  • 16 oz. skin-on, center-cut salmon, preferably wild (it's fine to buy this frozen, just let it thaw before you cure it) $10

Recipe Serves 4-6

Directions

  1. Combine the sugar, salt, pepper and dill in a mixing bowl. This is your brine mix.
  2. Cover a plate with plastic wrap, and pour half of the sugar-salt mixture on top and spread evenly. Place the salmon on top of the spices, flesh-side-down, and cover with the rest of the sugar-salt mixture.
  3. Wrap the whole thing tightly with plastic wrap (I wrapped around the plate twice) and refrigerate for at least 48 hours (it will be cured after 48, but it's better after 60-72). Every 12 hours or so, flip the fish over and redistribute the brine mixture. As the brine mixture pulls the liquid out of the fish, you'll notice a lot of oily residue seeping out. Wrapping the whole thing in a thick dish towel helps to keep mess to a minimum.
  4. Once the fish has finished curing, rinse well under cool running water, pat dry and slice very thinly against the grain and serve immediatley.
  5. If you have leftovers, store them tightly-wrapped in plastic wrap. They'll keep for another 4-5 days.
  6. Makes about 1 pound of lox.

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Roasted Tomatoes with Olive Oil and Thyme

  • Prep Time 0:05
  • Cook Time 1:00
  • Estimated Cost $4.50
  • 6 Comments

I yearn for peak-of-the-season, flavorful tomatoes all year long. When they are in-season, it feels so fleeting, as if the love of my life is only in town for a few short months and I have to simultaneously make the most of our time together, while keeping myself from getting too attached, since he’s on his way out anyway. Like many men in San Francisco, tomatoes drop everything when the weather gets cold and have to go find themselves for a few months in South America.

But um, anyway…back to the recipe. Each bite of these is slightly charred and caramelized on the outside, and tastes of warmer, sunnier summer tomato days on the inside. Serve as a side dish, or toss with freshly-cooked pasta and grated Parmesan.

Ingredients

  • 16 oz. cherry or grape tomatoes $3.50
  • 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 3 sprigs fresh thyme $1 for a bunch
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 3-4

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees F.
  2. Spread the tomatoes over a large baking sheet and drizzle with the olive oil. Use your hands to coat the tomatoes well.
  3. Pull the leaves from the thyme twigs and sprinkle evenly over the tomatoes.
  4. Roast in the oven for 50 minutes to an hour, or until the tomatoes are charred in places on the outside and very soft on the inside.
  5. Season with salt and pepper to taste and serve immediately or at room temperature.

Cinnamon-Chocolate Bread Pudding

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 1:15
  • Estimated Cost $11.50
  • 12 Comments

There’s not much to this—it’s really just bread, milk, sugar, eggs and butter, plus chocolate chips and a kiss of cinnamon, but every time I make it, people freak out and beg me for the recipe. The secret is to use rich brioche or challah for the bread, which bakes with the milk and eggs into a mouthwatering custard.

A scoop of vanilla ice cream served alongside really puts this one over the top.

Ingredients

  • 1 stick unsalted butter, melted (reserve the wrapper) $1 for a stick
  • 1 (16-oz.) loaf of challah or brioche, sliced into 1/2"-thick slices $3.50 for a loaf
  • 2/3 cup semisweet chocolate chips $2 for a 12-oz. bag
  • 1 quart whole milk $2
  • 3/4 cup sugar Pantry
  • 1/2 tsp salt Pantry
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon $1.50 for 1 oz
  • 6 eggs $1.50

Recipe Serves 6-8

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees F. Use the wrapper from the butter to lightly grease a 9" x 11" baking pan.
  2. Layer the bread slices in the prepared baking pan, topping each layer with a scattered handful of the chocolate chips. Set aside.
  3. In a mixing bowl, combine the melted butter, milk, sugar, salt, cinnamon and eggs. Whisk just until incorporated, being careful not to over-mix.
  4. Pour the milk-egg mixture over the prepared bread and chocolate and gently press the bread down to ensure the milk-egg mixture is completely distributed.
  5. Cover the pan tightly with foil and bake for about 50 minutes. Remove the foil and bake for another 20-25 minutes, until the top is golden brown.
  6. Let cool for 5 minutes, then serve.

Spanish Burgers with Egg

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:12
  • Estimated Cost $14
  • 2 Comments

These vibrant, protein-rich burgers feature classic Spanish flavors: parsley, garlic, tomatoes and Manchego cheese. Plus, they’re topped with a European classic: a fried egg. I like these plain or over seared spinach, but they’d also be good on toasted sourdough bread.

Note: This recipe requires a bit of multitasking. Be sure to keep one eye on the burgers while you cook the eggs, so neither is over or under-done.

Ingredients

  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1 lb ground beef (80/20 is fine) $5
  • 2 shallots, diced $0.50
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley leaves, finely-chopped (reserve a few pinches for garnish) $1 for a bunch
  • 1 Roma (plum) tomato, cored and chopped $0.50
  • 3 tbsp slivered almonds $1.50 (buy in the bulk section)
  • 1/2 tsp each salt and pepper Pantry
  • 5 eggs, divided $1.50 for 6
  • 4 generous slices of Manchego cheese (if you can't find Manchego, use a dry aged jack or cheddar) $4 for 6 oz.

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Preheat a grill, grill pan or heavy-bottomed frying pan over medium-high heat. Brush lightly with the olive oil.
  2. In a mixing bowl, combine the beef, shallots, garlic, parsley, tomato, almonds, salt, pepper and 1 egg. Mix well until thoroughly combined. Shape beef mixture into 4 patties and place on the grill to cook.
  3. Keeping an eye on the burgers, heat 1 tbsp olive oil in a large frying pan over medium heat. Crack the eggs into the pan with a little bit of space between them, being careful not to break the yolk (unless you dislike runny eggs, in which case, _do_ gently break the yolk). Cover pan and cook until the whites are set and the yolks are cooked the way you like them (I prefer medium-runny).
  4. Meanwhile, once the burgers have cooked on both sides to your desired doneness (cut into one to see if it's cooked enough), turn off the heat and place a slice of the cheese on top of each burger and cover the grill/pan. 
  5. Let the cheese melt for a minute or two.
  6. To serve, slide a cooked egg on top of each cheese-topped burger and garnish with additional parsley. Serve on buns, toasted bread or plain.

 

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Mongolian Beef

  • Prep Time 0:40
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $10
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I love spicy, sweet Mongolian beef and almost always order it at Chinese restaurants, or when the roomie and I do takeout. A major benefit to cooking it at home, however, is that I get to control what goes into it. I opt to use significantly less sugar than most recipes call for (3 tbsp in the whole recipe, as opposed to 3/4 cup!) and I skip the cornstarch.

Additionally, I stole a technique from Thai satay chicken: marinating the meat in plain yogurt before cooking. The acids in the yogurt work overtime, breaking down the connective tissues in the meat (isn’t that just the most delicious image ever??), yielding a finished product that cooks quickly into juicy bites of beef with tender, juicy interiors and crispy, caramelized exteriors.

Ingredients

  • 1/4 cup plain yogurt $1.50 for 8 oz.
  • 3 tbsp soy sauce, divided Pantry
  • 1 lb flank steak, sliced into 1/4" thick bite-size pieces $5
  • 2 tbsp cooking oil (canola, vegetable, peanut or coconut) Pantry
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 1" piece ginger, peeled and grated $0.50
  • 1/2 cup water 
  • 3 tbsp brown sugar Pantry
  • 1 1/2 tbsp (plus more to taste) Asian chili sauce (preferably sambal oelek) $2 for 8 oz.
  • 3 green onions, cut into 1" slices $1 for a bunch

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  • In a mixing bowl, combine yogurt and 1 tbsp soy sauce. Stir well. Add sliced flank steak, mix well to combine, then cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes (up to 2 hours). Once beef has finished marinating, rinse in a strainer to remove excess yogurt.
  • Heat 1 tbsp oil in a large frying pan or wok over high heat. Brown the marinated, rinsed beef for 2-3 minutes on each side, until edges become crisp and caramelized. Transfer beef to a clean plate.
  • Reduce heat to medium, add the second tbsp oil and cook garlic and ginger for about 20 seconds, moving the pan around to keep the garlic from burning. Add the remaining soy sauce, water, brown sugar and chili sauce, increase heat to high and bring to a simmer (this should take about a minute).
  • Add the beef to the sauce and cook, moving the pan around and stirring frequently, until the beef has absorbed most of the sauce and is cooked through. In the last minute of cooking, add the sliced green onions and toss well.
  • Serve hot, with steamed rice if desired.

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