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Massaged Kale With Sweet Potatoes And Orange Dressing

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $4
  • 16 Comments

Ingredients

  • 1 large or 2 medium garnet yams (red-skinned, orange fleshed sweet potatoes), scrubbed and diced into 1” pieces $1.50
  • 1/2 medium red onion, sliced $0.50
  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1 orange, juiced and zested $0.50
  • 2 teaspoons honey Pantry
  • 1 bunch kale (preferably lacinato or dinosaur), ribs removed, finely sliced (about 2 1/2 cups) $1.50 for a bunch
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • shaved Parmesan optional

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
  2. Spread the yam and onion on an ungreased baking sheet and drizzle liberally with olive oil. Use your hands to toss well, then roast, tossing periodically, until the yams are tender and slightly charred and the onions are soft and fragrant, about 15 minutes.
  3. While the sweet potatoes and onions roast, whisk together 2 tbsp olive oil, the orange juice and zest, and the honey. Set aside.
  4. Place the kale in a large bowl and squeeze it with your hands several times. Move it around to redistribute, then squeeze a few more times. Repeat this process 2 or 3 more times, until the kale has wilted a bit.
  5. Toss the massaged kale with the orange-olive oil dressing, then add the roasted yams and onions and toss again, then season with salt and pepper to taste.
  6. Refrigerate or allow to come to room temperature (your choice), then serve with or without the shaved Parmesan and an extra sprinkle of pepper.

Brown Rice Cakes With Vegetables And Cheese

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:25
  • Estimated Cost $10
  • 13 Comments

I never really thought of this technique as worthy of being formally written into a post—it’s just what I like to do with leftover cooked grains—but when Evan requested that we “make those rice balls again!” I thought maybe it was worth writing down.

You can cook the rice fresh, then chill it and make the cakes, but the easiest thing to do is to just make a double batch of rice the next time you cook it for something else, and then make this the next day. I like to make these with a soft, melty cheese, but a creamy goat cheese would also be nice.

Serve these alone as an appetizer, or with sauteed greens as a light vegetarian main course.

Ingredients

  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 medium onion, diced $1.50
  • 2 cups chopped chopped, de-stemmed kale (spinach or chard will also work) $1.50 for a bunch
  • 2 medium carrots, peeled and diced $0.50
  • 1 egg, lightly beaten $1.50 for 6
  • 2 cups cooked, cooled short-grain brown rice (about 1 cup uncooked) $1.50 for 16 oz. uncooked rice
  • 1/2 tsp each salt and freshly ground black pepper Pantry
  • 1/2 cup shredded Monterey jack cheese (fontina or even a mild cheddar will also work) $3.50 for 8 oz.

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Heat 1 tbsp olive oil in large frying pan over medium heat. Add the garlic and onions and cook, stirring occasionally, for 2 minutes, until the onions begin to soften. Add the kale and carrots and cook, stirring occasionally, for 8-9 minutes, until the onions begin to brown and the kale is completely wilted. Remove from heat and set aside.
  2. Stir the egg into the rice, then add the cooked vegetable mixture (don’t put the pan away though—you’ll use it again shortly) and the salt and pepper. Stir well to combine.
  3. Wet your hands to prevent sticking, then scoop about 1/3 cup rice mixture (eyeball it) into your palm. Use your other hand to press it into a patty. Press a couple of tablespoons of shredded cheese onto the patty, then top with a small handful of rice and press into a cheese-filled patty. Repeat with the remaining rice and cheese (you should end up with 4 or 5 large patties, but feel free to make them smaller so you have more of them).
  4. Heat about 2 tbsp olive oil in the frying pan you used earlier over medium-high heat. Working in batches, cook the patties for about 4 minutes on each side. If you go to flip them and they are still crumbly let them cook for another minute or two. You want them to have a thick, crunchy crust. Use extra caution when flipping them in the pan.
  5. Serve immediately, or keep cooked rice cakes warm in a 200 degree oven until ready to serve.

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White Pizza with Rainbow Chard and Egg

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:20
  • Estimated Cost $9
  • 16 Comments

I don’t really have time to be writing this post. I am sort of over-scheduled right now.

First of all, as you may know, I wrote a book. It wasn’t supposed to come out until May 8th, but the folks at Amazon decided to send it out a week early, so if you pre-ordered, you should already have it in your hands, which is equal parts thrilling and anxiety-producing for me, feedback junkie that I am.

As such, I’m throwing a party at Green Apple Books on Clement Street in San Francisco, getting ready for a big signing party up in Santa Rosa at my parents’ house, preparing for a demo at The Olive Press, and planning a trip to to Los Angeles and then Chicago, to speak at both cities’ Google locations and a variety of other fun spots, shortly thereafter.

Also, I am writing a second book, about pizza dough (go figure). My manuscript was due 2 days ago. It is not finished (I’m close though, I swear).

Funny as it may sound given what I do for a living, when I work for hours on end, I often forget to eat…even if I’m cooking. I’ll have coffee, then more coffee, then a glass of water, after realizing how dehydrated the coffee has made me, then suddenly it is 3 PM and I am starving. This pizza was this afternoon’s much-needed diversion/sustenance. And it was awesome.

Now excuse me, I have stuff to do!

Ingredients

  • flour for the pan and for rolling Pantry
  • 1/2 recipe pizza dough $1.50 for a whole recipe
  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 3 cups chopped Rainbow or Swiss chard (kale or spinach would also work) $2 for a bunch
  • 1 medium onion, sliced $0.50
  • 2 cloves garlic, chopped Pantry
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 3/4 cup shredded mozzarella or provolone cheese $3.50 for 8 oz.
  • 1 or 2 eggs $1.50 for 6

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 475 degrees F. Lightly flour a baking sheet or pizza pan and set aside.
  2. Heat 2 tbsp oil in a large frying pan over medium-high heat. Add the chard and cook for 5-6 minutes, until it begins to wilt, then add the onion and garlic and cook, stirring occasionally, until the onions begin to brown (another 5-6 minutes). Season with salt and pepper to taste.
  3. On a lightly-floured surface, roll the dough out into a 10" circle (or an oblong shape, if you prefer), and place it on the prepared pan.
  4. Drizzle the dough lightly with olive oil, then top with the cheese. On top of the cheese, scatter the greens mixture. Crack an egg or two on top of the greens mixture.
  5. Bake the pizza for 10-12 minutes, until the crust is golden-brown and the egg white is just set (the yolk should be runny).
  6. Top with more salt and pepper, cut into wedges and serve.

Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Sambal Cheese Sauce

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $10
  • 11 Comments

There are two conversations which my parents (who have been married for 31 years and have one of the best relationships I know of) have with enough regularity that I can usually mouth along with them.

The first happens every Passover, while we are preparing for Seder at their house. My mother pulls out the Seder plate we've been using for the past million or so years and attempts to arrange the Passover symbols in their proper places. This involves reading Hebrew--something my mother doesn't know how to do.

So, she summons my dad, who does read Hebrew, to join her in the kitchen and help. He happily agrees and they set about trying to figure it out. The scene that follows is always the same and always hilarious to witness: inevitably, my father can't figure out one of the spots, and my mother insists she knows what it is, which, of course she does not (though, neither does he). "You don't read Hebrew!" my dad insists. "I've been doing this for 31 years!" my mother retorts. Eventually they figure out what needs to go where by process of elimination, while my brother and I snicker, because it isn't Passover until this happens.

The second scenario happens with a bit more frequency: the subject of vegetables comes up--either because we are eating them or because we are talking about food (which we are pretty much always doing). My father professes to like vegetables. Like clockwork, my mother laughs and says, "yeah, if they're covered with enough cheese sauce!" He denies this, she rolls her eyes. We all laugh.

I happen to love vegetables, even without cheese sauce. But I gotta tell you, this cheese sauce could convert even pickiest of supposed vegetable haters.

Ingredients

  • 1 lb Brussels sprouts, halved $1.50
  • 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1 tbsp butter $1 for a stick
  • 1 tbsp all-purpose flour Pantry
  • 1/2 cup whole milk or half-and-half $1.50 for a pint
  • 3/4 shredded white cheddar cheese $3.50 for 12 oz.
  • 1 1/2 tbsp (or more to taste) sambal or sriracha $2.50 for 10 oz.

Recipe Serves 4 generously

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F.
  2. Toss the Brussels sprouts with olive oil and spread out in an even layer on a baking sheet. Roast for 12-15 minutes, flipping halfway through cooking.
  3. While the sprouts roast, melt the butter in a medium pot over medium heat. Whisk in flour and cook, whisking throughout, for 1 minute.
  4. Gradually add the milk, whisking constantly, until a thick sauce forms (this should take 6-7 minutes).
  5. Melt in the cheese, whisking constantly, for 1-2 minutes. Stir in the sambal or sriracha.
  6. Let cool slightly while you arrange the cooked sprouts in a serving dish.
  7. Pour the cheese sauce over the roasted sprouts and serve immediately.

Passover Brisket

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 4:00
  • Estimated Cost $16.50
  • 11 Comments

Passover begins Friday, which means it is also time for brisket! This easy and irresistibly delicious version yields meltingly tender beef in a flavorful, slightly sweet sauce.

If you can’t find Kosher for Passover canned tomatoes, just use an equal amount of halved Roma tomatoes.

Ingredients

  • 1 tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • 1 3-lb beef brisket (leave the fat on--you'll take it off later) $13
  • salt and pepper Pantry
  • 2 onions, sliced $1
  • 4 cloves garlic, chopped Pantry
  • 1 24-oz. can whole, peeled tomatoes $2.50
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar Pantry

Recipe Serves 6

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F.
  2. Heat the oil in a large oven-proof dutch oven or pot over high heat.
  3. Salt and pepper the brisket generously on bot sides.
  4. Place the brisket in the pan and brown well on both sides. Transfer to a plate.
  5. Reduce the heat to medium and to the hot pan, add the onions and garlic and cook for 3-4 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add the tomatoes and stir well. Let cook for 2 minutes.
  6. Nestle the brisket into the tomato mixture and into the pan, pour enough water (you may also use broth) to cover. Stir well to distribute the seasonings evenly.
  7. Cover pot with the lid and bring the liquid to a boil. Once it boils, remove from the stove and place in the oven.
  8. Simmer in the oven for 3-3 1/2 hours, or until very tender.
  9. Once the brisket has cooked, carefully remove it from the sauce, and place on a carving board. Let rest.
  10. Place the remaining sauce over high heat and add the brown sugar. Let boil for about 10 minutes, until it thickens. Season with more salt if necessary.
  11. Cut away any remaining ribbons of fat on the brisket and slice the meat, against the grain. Serve immediately, with the sauce spooned over it.