BrokeAss Gourmet

BrokeAss Gourmet

I have really excellent friends. It’s true. Friends so supportive of me and of BrokeAss Gourmet, that on Sunday, they piled into cars and made their way from San Francisco to my parents’ home in Santa Rosa, CA to join me on a most excellent adventure—a mini-tour of cheap/free Alexander Valley wineries. We were tired of the crowds and overpriced tasting scene in Sonoma and Napa. We wanted to relax and sip delicious wine in gorgeous scenery—not fight to get a spot at the bar in the midst of multiple bachelorette parties, as in Sonoma and Napa. I am no wine expert, but I do love just about any activity that involves drinking wine, sunshine and good friends. And so, the BrokeAss Gourmet Alexander Valley Wine Adventure was born.

The day began with frittata, sticky cinnamon rolls, fresh figs from my parents’ tree, heirloom tomatoes from Paul’s mom’s garden and plenty of coffee to go around. Once we had fueled up and settled our stomachs (some of us had “had a few too many White Russians” the night before…), we divided into cars and made our way north to the Alexander Valley, land of unpretentious, inexpensive and free wineries.

Our first stop (after a little confusion on the way—GoogleMaps = not so awesome) was deLorimier, in Geyserville, where an extremely friendly pourer charmed us with generous pours and loaded us up with free wine magazines, maps and coupons. Generally I’m not a fan of Merlot, but I enjoyed the plummy, soft-tannin-y 2008 version she was pouring so much, I bought a bottle for $23. The open, warm, tasting room was welcoming and casual-feeling while still being classy and attractively designed. There was no charge for tasting and we left with goodies and great pointers.

Next, we made our way to Sausal Winery, a tiny tasting room set on lush grounds in Healdsburg. Again, there was no fee for tasting and the staff was incredibly attentive and friendly. None of the wines blew me away, but they were still enjoyable. Here’s the thing about Sausal though—there are cats everywhere. I’m not even talking about real live cats—there were a few wandering around, yes, but what stood out the most at Sausal was the cat-wine paraphernalia. Cat coasters, cat wine charms, cat wine stoppers, t-shirts with pictures of cats drinking wine. If you’re into that kind of thing, Sausal is the winery for you.

Onward we moved, our allergies only slightly irritated by the kitties at Sausal, to Hanna Winery. Paul (the boyscout of outings—always prepared) had researched Hanna ahead of time and determined that its tastings are not actually free, but actually cost $5. Fortunately, Paul also discovered and printed out several of these coupons, so we were covered. Our pourer, it turned out, went to high school with me (go Panthers), and so we chatted as he poured a delicious ‘05 Cabernet, a black-cherry-ish Pinot Noir and a delicious, refreshing Rosé. The Rosé originally cost a mere $15 and was on sale for just over $10. Our pourer, Ryan poured generously, was incredibly knowledgeable about the winery’s products and paid close attention to us. Ultimately, his good customer service paid off when we bought several very well-priced bottles.

Finally, as the sun was setting, we made our way to Field Stone Winery, also in Healdsburg, where we’d heard there was port. Castle-like architecture surrounded the tiny tasting room where we were greeted by what I believe was a husband-and-wife pouring team. I was pleasantly surprised when one of the pourers came out from behind the bar to hand glasses of wine to some members of our group who hadn’t made their way up to the bar yet like a gracious host greeting her guests. Again, there was no tasting fee and the pours were heavy and plentiful. One of our group members wasn’t drinking whites and so was offered different reds as the rest of us tasted whites. The port, served with complementary chocolate, was a sweet finish to a beautiful day.

Our cheeks flushed from the wine sunshine and our trunks full of newly acquired bottles, we headed back to the city to reenter the real world. Lesson learned: Alexander Valley is where it’s at for a budget-friendly, crowd-free, wine adventure.

And also cats.

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Best Macaroni and Cheese with Parmesan Crust

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:25
  • Estimated Cost $16.00
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This is my absolute best macaroni and cheese recipe. At least according to my palate, the seasonings are just right and the consistency is creamy enough to accomplish the comforting that macaroni and cheese is supposed to—without making my dinner guests pass out in a cheesy-carb coma. And speaking of carbs, I actually prefer to make this dish with Dreamfields macaroni elbows. Dreamfields is a brand of low-carbohydrate pasta that actually tastes like regular pasta, but has only 5 net grams of carbs per serving. This recipe obviously works with regular macaroni elbows, but the way I see it, if you’re going to be eating cheese sauce, it doesn’t hurt to eat it over a healthier pasta. And the sophisticated Parmesan crust is so good, you won’t even miss breadcrumbs.

Mac and cheese makes a tasty meal on its own, but I like to serve it with grilled sausages and a green salad.

Ingredients

  • 1 lb Dreamfields macaroni elbows (or regular macaroni elbows) $2
  • 3 tbsp unsalted butter $1 for a stick
  • 4 tbsp flour Pantry
  • 1 1/2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese $3.50 for 10 oz.
  • 1 cup milk $1.50 for a pint
  • 1/8 tsp nutmeg $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 1/4 tsp powdered mustard $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 1/2 cup shredded Parmesan cheese $4 for 10 oz.

Recipe Serves 4-6

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Lightly butter a large rectangular casserole pan or 4-6 individual oven-proof dishes (such as small souffle dishes).
  2. Cook pasta in salted boiling water according to directions. Drain, return to pot and set aside.
  3. In a medium pot, melt butter over medium-high heat. Sprinkle in flour until a sticky dough forms. Cook dough, whisking constantly, for 1-2 minutes.
  4. Slowly pour in milk until a thick white sauce forms, continuing to whisk. Whisk in nutmeg and mustard powder. Gradually add cheese, and whisk until smooth. Add salt and pepper to taste and cook for an additional 1-2 minutes, continuing to whisk.
  5. Use a spatula to scrape all of the sauce into the cooked pasta and stir gently until all pasta is coated. Transfer pasta-cheese mixture into the prepared pan(s) and top with shredded Parmesan.
  6. Bake for 20-25 minutes or until cheese on top bubbles and is lightly-browned in spots. Serve hot.

Chickpea Naan with Garlic, Sesame Seeds and Chilies

  • Prep Time 1:00 (including dough rising)
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $6.50
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This vegan version of naan isn’t quite traditional, but it makes a great accompaniment to any Indian curry, stew or tandoori dish. Protein-rich chickpeas stand in for yogurt and olive oil replaces the clarified butter used in classic Indian cooking. This recipe works best if made in a food processor, since you can puree the chickpeas and then simply add the other ingredients, but it still works well when made by hand.

Ingredients

  • 3/4 cup canned chickpeas, drained and rinsed $1 for 14 oz.
  • 2 cups flour, plus more for kneading and rolling Pantry
  • 1 packet yeast $1.50 for 3
  • 1 tbsp sugar Pantry
  • olive oil Pantry
  • 5 cloves garlic, minced, divided Pantry
  • 1 small bunch cilantro, chopped $1
  • 1/2 tsp chili flakes $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 1 tbsp sesame seeds $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • salt to taste Pantry

Directions

  1. Puree or mash chickpeas with a fork until they are very smooth. Set aside.
  2. In a mixing bowl, stand-up mixer or food processor, combine flour and 1 tsp salt.
  3. In a small bowl, dissolve yeast in 1/2 cup warm water. Add sugar and stir gently. Add to mixture flour-salt mixture and combine. Stir in chickpeas and 2 tbsp garlic to form a soft dough. It may be necessary to add more flour at this point to achieve a dough that can be handled.
  4. Knead by hand on a floured surface or in mixer/processor until dough is smooth and elastic but still soft--about 2 minutes.
  5. Transfer to a lightly-oiled bowl and allow to rise in a warm place for 30 minutes.
  6. While dough rises, heat about 3 tbsp olive oil in a small frying pan over medium-high heat. Add remaining garlic, chili flakes, sesame seeds and cilantro and cook for 2-3 minutes, being careful not to burn garlic. Salt lightly.
  7. When dough has risen, do not punch down as with traditional bread dough. Instead, transfer to a lightly-floured surface and use a rolling pin to roll out oval-shaped pieces that are about 6" long and 4" wide.
  8. Oil a large frying pan or griddle with about 1 tbsp olive oil. Turn heat up to high. Cook dough pieces until they become golden brown in spots on the bottom and the tops bubble. Flip and cook on other side. Drain on paper towels.
  9. Just before serving, brush the tops of the naan with the garlic-olive oil mixture.
  10. Serve warm.

Makes 6-8 naan pieces.

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Pad Thai features peanuts, ginger, sweet coconut, chilies and lime. If you ask me, it’s practically a dessert hiding inside a savory dish already. This unique cookie has a lot going on in every bite—sweet, sour, spicy and salty—all the elements of good Thai cooking. Pair them with vodka-spiked lemonade or sweet chai tea following an Asian-inspired meal.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 cups flour Pantry
  • 1/2 tsp salt Pantry
  • 1 tsp baking powder Pantry
  • 1/2 cup butter at room temperature, divided $1.50 for a stick
  • 1/2 cup smooth peanut butter Pantry
  • 1/2 cup sugar Pantry
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar, packed Pantry
  • 2 tsp powdered ginger $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 1/8 cup shredded coconut $2 for 12 oz.
  • vanilla $4 for 4 oz
  • 1 egg $1.50 for 6
  • 1/2 cup powdered sugar $1.50 for 16 oz.
  • 1/4 cup cream cheese $1.50 for 8 oz.
  • 6 kaffir lime leaves (or zest of 1 lime $0.50
  • 6 Thai basil (or 6 regular basil) leaves plus more for garnish $1 for a bunch
  • 1 tsp chili powder for garnish $1.50 for 1 oz.

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
  2. Using the butter wrapper, grease 2 cookie sheets and set aside.
  3. Stir together flour, salt, powdered ginger and baking powder and set aside. Whisk together 1/4 cup butter, peanut butter, and sugars. Beat in 1 tbsp vanilla and egg. Add shredded coconut and stir well. Stir in flour mixture until a sticky dough forms. Shape mixture into 3/4-inch balls. p on greased baking sheets. Flatten each cookie with a fork (you may want to dip the fork in flour to keep it from sticking to the dough).
  4. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes or until lightly browned. Cool completely.
  5. While cookies bake, make the icing. In a food processor or blender, combine remaining butter, cream cheese, 2 tsp vanilla, powdered sugar, kaffir lime leaves or lime zest, and basil leaves. Blend on high until a lightly-speckled green icing forms. Taste and adjust flavors if necessary.
  6. Refrigerate icing until cookies are completely cool.
  7. To assemble, ice each cookie with a dollop of icing and garnish with a few snipped basil leaves and a dusting of chili powder.

Makes about 24 cookies.

 

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