BrokeAss Gourmet

BrokeAss Gourmet

Individual Pear-Almond Crisps

One of the cardinal rules of good BrokeAss cooking is that, if you use fresh, whole ingredients, you don’t have to do much to them to make them delicious. This easy crisp is little more than fresh juicy pears topped with a crumbly, buttery, nutty brown sugar-oat topping. A little lemon, a couple pinches of salt, and you’re golden.

  • ingredients
  • 1 Bosc or Bartlett pear, skin intact, cored and chopped $1
  • juice of 1 lemon $0.50
  • salt Pantry
  • 1/2 cup rolled oats $1
  • 1/8 cup sliced almonds $3 for 12 oz.
  • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour Pantry
  • 1 tsp cinnamon $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar $Pantry
  • 4 tbsp unsalted butter, melted $1 for a stick
Total Cost of Ingredients $8

Directions

Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.

Combine the chopped pear, lemon juice and a pinch of salt in a bowl and let sit for 5 minutes.

While the pears sit, combine the oats, flour, cinnamon, brown sugar, a pinch of salt and melted butter in a bowl. Mix well until mixture is crumbly.

Divide the pear between two ramekins or small oven-proof bowls and top each with the oat mixture.

Bake for 22-26 minutes, or until topping is brown and crisp.

Serve warm on its own or with a scoop of ice cream.

Spaghetti with Green Olive Pesto

This is one of those great dishes for people who don’t think they can cook, mostly because there is so little actual cooking involved in making it. Can you boil pasta? Can you put some stuff into a food processor and press the “on” button? Yep, thought so.

Check you out—you just made dinner.

  • ingredients
  • 8 oz. dried spaghetti $1 for 16 oz.
  • 1/2 cup pimento-stuffed green olives $2.50 for a 10 oz. jar
  • 1/8 cup shredded Parmesan cheese $3.50 for 10 oz.
  • 1 large handful fresh basil leaves, torn into pieces $1 for a bunch
  • 3 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • juice and zest of 1 lemon $0.50
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
Total Cost of Ingredients $8.50

Directions

Cook spaghetti in salted boiling water according to directions. Drain and return to pot.

Combine olives, Parmesan, basil, olive oil, lemon, salt and pepper in a food processor or blender until smooth.

Toss cooked spaghetti with the pesto. Garnish with more Parmesan, basil and olives if desired.

Serves 2-3.

Balsamic Cranberry Sauce

Everyone puts orange juice in their homemade cranberry sauce. It’s delicious, yes, but I have an inherent opposition to doing things the way other people have always done them for lack of another option. Well, here’s your other cranberry sauce option. Here’s your (dare I suggest it?) better cranberry sauce option.

  • ingredients
  • 1 12-oz. bag frozen whole cranberries $2
  • 1 cup sugar Pantry
  • 1/4 cup balsamic vinegar Pantry
  • pinch salt Pantry
  • 3/4 cup water
Total Cost of ingredients $2

Directions

Combine all ingredients in a medium pot over medium-high heat. Cover and bring to a light boil. Tilt lid so a bit of air can escape and reduce heat to medium-low and cook for 20-22 minutes, or until cranberries break down and a thick sauce forms.

Allow to cool slightly before serving (or chill if you prefer cold cranberry sauce).

Makes about 1 1/2 cups cranberry sauce.

Cashew-Chili-Crusted Seared Ahi

This absolutely gorgeous, absurdly simple fish dish comes together literally in minutes. Make sure you use really fresh ahi tuna and eat it immediately after cooking.

  • ingredients
  • 3/4 cup roasted unsalted cashews $1
  • 1/4-1/2 tsp. (depending on tolerance of spiciness) red chili flakes $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 1/2 tsp. each salt and pepper Pantry
  • 1 12-oz. ahi tuna steak (preferably sashimi grade) $12
  • 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1/2 lemon, sliced thinly $0.50
  • 1 handful fresh cilantro or flat-leaf parsley leaves, chopped $1 for a bunch
Total Cost of Ingredients $16

Directions

Place the cashews in a zip-lock bag. Gently press the air out of the bag and seal it. Use a rolling pin, mallet, wine bottle or other similarly heavy, dull object to crush the cashews in the bag, until a coarse meal is formed. Pour into a mixing bowl.

Add the red chili flakes, salt and pepper to the crushed cashews and mix well. Spread on a clean plate.

Lay the tuna steak into the crushed cashew-spice mix and use your hands to press the tuna into the mixture to ensure it adheres. Flip carefully and do the same to the other side.

Heat the olive oil in a medium frying pan over medium-high heat. Carefully lay the crusted tuna in the hot oil. Cook for 1-1 1/2 minutes on one side and then flip and cook the other side.

Let cool for 2-3 minutes.

Use a sharp knife to carefully slice the tuna steak into strips. Serve topped with the chopped herbs and slices of lemon for squeezing. Serve immediately.

Serves 2.

Butternut Squash Mac and Cheese with Sage and Caramelized Onions

  • Prep Time 0:30
  • Cook Time 0:25
  • Estimated Cost $10.50
  • 10 Comments

Hopefully you are not tired of my constant reinventing of mac and cheese because, frankly, it’s a lot of fun and it’s probably going to keep happening.

After my cousin Sarah mentioned to me that she had made my Brown Butter-Pumpkin Mac and Cheese, I found myself hovering near the squash at the grocery store last night. Before I knew it, my basket also held fresh sage, an onion, aged white cheddar and a box of macaroni elbows.

The resulting dish was hearty and warming on this chilly night, yet not overly filling and left my kitchen smelling of sage and sweet onions. Delish.

Ingredients

  • 8 oz. dried macaroni elbows, penne, shells or other small pasta $1 for 14 oz.
  • 1/2 medium butternut squash, seeded, peeled and diced $2 for a whole squash
  • 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1/2 white onion, diced $0.50
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter $1 for a stick
  • 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour Pantry
  • 1 cup milk $1.50 for a pint
  • 4 ounces shredded white cheddar cheese, plus a few extra pinches for garnish $3.50 for 8 oz.       
  • 4 fresh sage leaves, chopped finely $1 for a bunch
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
  2. Cook the pasta in salted boiling water according to package directions. Drain and return to pot. Set aside.
  3. While pasta cooks, place the squash in a medium pot and cover with water. Cover pot and bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat to a simmer and cook, covered, for 8-10 minutes or until squash is very soft. Drain and either puree (in a blender, food processor or with an immersion blender) or mash with a fork until very smooth. Set aside.
  4. Heat the olive oil over medium heat in a medium frying pan. Add the onions and cook for 7-9 minutes, stirring occasionally or until onions are very soft and very fragrant. Turn off heat.
  5. Melt the butter in a medium pot over medium heat and cook just until lightly browned. Whisk in flour to form a sticky dough. Slowly whisk in the milk to form a very creamy sauce.
  6. Stir in the butternut squash and the cheese until completely distributed. Add the sage, caramelized onions and salt and pepper to taste. The sauce should be very thick and creamy at this point.
  7. Scrape the sauce into the cooked pasta and stir well to ensure all the pasta is coated. Transfer into 4 individual ramekins/oven-proof bowls or one large baking pan. Top with reserved shredded cheese.
  8. Bake for 10-12 minutes or until lightly browned and bubbly. Serve hot.