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Poached Eggs over Garlicky Kale

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $4
  • 17 Comments

I have found that a poached egg is the key to transforming a plate of cooked vegetables or a plain salad into a satisfying meal. Simply slide a tender, gooey (or not, depending on how you like your eggs), freshly-poached egg atop a pile of something green and suddenly, it’s enough to keep you full until the next mealtime. Here, the egg’s base is garlicky, buttery kale, seasoned simply.

I’m not even going to try to tell you how to poach an egg, since Deb of Smiten Kitchen does such a thorough job here. Just follow her directions and you’ll be as golden as a runny yolk.

Ingredients

  • 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1 tbsp unsalted butter $1 for a stick
  • 2-3 cloves garlic, chopped roughly Pantry
  • 1/2 medium onion, sliced $0.50 for a whole onion
  • 1 large bunch kale (either Dinosaur or Tuscan kale), stems removed, leaves finely sliced (should yield about 4 cups sliced kale) $1 for a bunch
  • 1/4 tsp each salt and freshly-ground black pepper, plus more to taste Pantry
  • 2 eggs, poached (see headnote) $1.50 for 12

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Heat the oil and butter together in a large frying pan over medium heat.
  2. Add the onions and garlic and cook for 2-3 minutes, stirring occasionally, until very fragrant. (Note: This is a good time to begin your egg-poaching.)
  3. Add the kale, stir well to combine with the onions and garlic, and then cook for 8-10 minutes, or until the kale becomes wilted and the onions become very soft.
  4. To serve, divide the kale between 2 bowls and top each with a warm poached egg.
  5. Serve immediately.

Veggie-Loaded Meatloaf

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:35
  • Estimated Cost $11.75
  • 14 Comments

Meatloaf has never been my favorite, but it’s just so damn inexpensive to make, I was determined to find a way to like it.

Here, I stirred moisture-preserving extra virgin olive oil into lean ground beef and loaded the whole thing with fresh vegetables. The meatloaf that resulted was juicy, tender and incredibly flavorful. Feel free to get creative with the vegetables you use. Also, I opted to skip the breadcrumbs, but you could certainly stir in 1/4 cup (Panko would be great) when you mix up the meat.

Note: I highly recommend brushing this with BBQ sauce after baking.

Ingredients

  • 1 lb lean ground beef $3.50
  • 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1 egg, lightly-beaten $1.50 for 12
  • 3 cloves garlic, chopped Pantry
  • 1/2 onion, chopped 
  • 1 tsp each salt and freshly-ground black Pantry
  • 1 1/2 tsp Ancho chili powder $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 1 carrot, peeled and diced $0.25
  • about 12 small cherry or grape tomatoes, de-stemmed, left whole $3.50 for a pint
  • 1 1/2 cups fresh spinach, chopped $1 for a bunch

Recipe Serves 3-4

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F.
  2. In a mixing bowl, combine beef, olive oil, egg, garlic, onion, salt, pepper, chili powder, carrot and tomatoes.
  3. Use hands to mix well.
  4. Divide into 2 equal portions.
  5. Line a 10-oz. bread pan with parchment paper and press half of the meat-veggie mixture into the bottom of the pan.
  6. Top with the chopped spinach, then cover with the second half of the meat-veggie mixture.
  7. Press down to push them together.
  8. Onto a parchment paper-lined baking sheet, turn the meatloaf out of the pan onto the center of the tray and gently lift the pan up, leaving the meatloaf.
  9. Use your hands to shape and seal the edges so the spinach is tucked inside the meatloaf.
  10. Bake for 28-35 minutes, until meatloaf is firm.
  11. Let cool for 5 minutes, then slice and serve with tomato sauce or prepared BBQ sauce if desired.

The BrokeAss Pumpkin Spice Latte

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $1.05 per latte
  • 16 Comments

That's a lot of dough to be plunking down for coffee infused with what is essentially nutmeg-scented, artificially-colored-and-flavored high fructose corn syrup.

Ahh, Fall. Season of color-changing leaves, crisp mornings and the ubiquitous pumpkin spice latte. It's an oft-yearned-for treat when September finally comes around and local coffee shops finally roll out their strictly seasonal pumpkin-flavored coffee drinks.

But if you're buying them daily or even every other day, at nearly $4 a pop, it can add up to a lot of dough to be plunking down for coffee infused with what is essentially nutmeg-scented, artificially-colored-and-flavored high fructose corn syrup. But don't worry, there is a BrokeAss solution: make them at home with high-quality ingredients, obvs.

This freshly-brewed, wildly cheap version of the pumpkin spice latte can be warming your hands and your spirits any time you please--even after the coffee shops close, and without an espresso machine. The directions below are for one latte, but the ingredients priced out will make about a week's worth of homemade lattes. And best yet, you likely have most (if not all) of the ingredients at home already.

If you like your lattes straight, feel free to omit the spices and/or sweetener.

Note: The ingredients listed are for just 1 latte, but the total cost is enough to make at least 10 of them.

Ingredients

  • 3 tbsp strong ground coffee $6 for 16 oz.
  • 2/3 cup water 
  • 1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 2 tsp honey or agave nectar Pantry
  • 2/3 cup milk (any fat %, or even soy) $3 for a gallon

 

Recipe Serves 1 (but ingredients will make up to 10)

Directions

  1. Brew the coffee with the water in a regular coffee maker, French press or drip cone.

     

  2. While the coffee brews, stir the pumpkin pie spice into the honey or agave nectar until completely blended. Set aside.
  3. Pour the cold milk into a microwave-safe bowl, the edges of which should come up a bit higher than the milk.
  4. Keep the bowl slightly tilted to the side, so that the milk is gathered more towards one side. Using a wire whisk, quickly and vigorously whisk the milk in the bowl for about 2-2 1/2 minutes. If milk is not frothy after 2 1/2 minutes, continue whisking an additional 30-60 seconds. The milk should be very frothy at this point.
  5. Microwave the milk in the bowl on high for 8-10 seconds. It should puff into a high foam immediately.
  6. To serve the latte, pour the hot coffee into a mug and stir in the honey/agave-spice mixture until completely dissolved. Top with the hot milk, spooning the thick foam on top. A dash of additional pumpkin pie spice or some ground cinnamon on top is a nice touch. Serve immediately.

Tomato Burgers

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $8
  • 13 Comments

Something magical happens when tiny tomatoes are cooked whole. Their skins become soft and their insides become incredibly juicy and sweet. When bitten into, they release a nectar that tastes like a bite of a fresh-off-the-vine tomato in the peak of its season. I learned this when I first made yesterday’s tomato-studded frittata.

In this burger recipe, I employed the same technique by tucking whole grape tomatoes into 1/4 lb beef burgers along with herbs, olive oil and fresh garlic. The resulting burger features an incredible combination of charred tomatoes on the outside and ready-to-burst ones on the inside. I served these without buns, and with the addition of a generous smear of creamy goat cheese and a shower of fresh herbs. Good aioli or mayonnaise would also be lovely, as would a crusty sourdough roll.

Ingredients

  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1 lb lean ground beef $3.50
  • 3 cloves garlic, chopped Pantry
  • 1/2 tsp each salt and freshly-ground black pepper Pantry
  • 1 handful fresh cilantro, basil, flat-leaf parsley or chives, chopped $1 for a bunch
  • 1 pint small cherry or grape tomatoes, de-stemmed and left whole $3.50

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Lightly brush a grill or grill pan with olive oil and pre-heat over medium-high heat.
  2. In a mixing bowl, place 1 tbsp olive oil, the beef, garlic, salt, pepper and chopped herbs. 
  3. Use your hands to combine well.
  4. Form the beef into 4 patties. 
  5. Press 8-10 tomatoes into each patty, sealing the meat around the tomatoes as much as possible.
  6. Grill the burgers to desired done-ness on both sides. The patties may be somewhat delicate because of the tomatoes, and a few tomatoes may even fall out. This is fine, just serve each burger along with the tomatoes that fell out.

Kale and Tomato Frittatas

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:18
  • Estimated Cost $7.50
  • 16 Comments

On Saturday mornings, I like to sleep in and then laze in bed with coffee and back issues of The New Yorker. Eventually, I’ll get out of bed and make breakfast. During the week, I usually dive right into the day with nothing more than coffee, but on Saturdays, I take my time with a nice breakfast. Lately, this frittata has been my go-to Saturday morning breakfast (though I’ve also served these for lunch or dinner to great response), due to its combination of ease of preparation (so, um, it’s also hangover- friendly) and satisfying deliciousness. It puffs up into a filling and protein-rich bowl of savory egg-iness and the grape tomatoes turn very sweet and juicy, thanks to their being left whole. The frittata is great with toast, but it doesn’t need it. This is also an easy recipe to reduce (I usually make just one or two at a time), or multiply. Additionally, all the ingredients can be poured into a greased cake pan or casserole dish and then cut into wedges or squares after being cooked.

Ingredients

  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 8 eggs, lightly beaten $1.50 for 12
  • 1 cup half-and-half, milk or cream $1.50 for a pint
  • 1 tsp each of salt and pepper Pantry
  • 1 pint grape tomatoes, left whole $3.50
  • 2 cups chopped kale (spinach or chard will also work) $1 for a bunch
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 8 tbsp shredded white cheddar, Parmesan or jack cheese optional

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. 
  2. Grease 4 12-oz. oven-proof bowls or ramekins with olive oil and set aside.
  3. In a mixing bowl, whisk together 2 tbsp olive oil, the eggs, half-and-half, salt and pepper. Stir in the tomatoes, kale and garlic. 
  4. Pour mixture into the greased bowls or ramekins. 
  5. Top each bowl with 2 tbsp shredded cheese, if using.
  6. Bake for 15-18 minutes, until puffy and golden-brown on top. 
  7. Let cool for a few minutes, then serve.