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Goat Cheese-Olive Ravioli with Meyer Lemon Sauce

  • Prep Time 1:00
  • Cook Time 0:20
  • Estimated Cost $15.50
  • 9 Comments

Sometimes, I’m not very good at expressing my feelings. Especially if I’m nervous, I’ll freeze up and choke on my words. It’s not very cute.

Fortunately, heart-shaped foods help streamline the process—heart-shaped ravioli in particular. Because maybe I don’t know how to tell you that I love you, or even that I just really like you, but check it out: I just made you homemade ravioli in the shape of a heart.

Some girls buy cuff links. I make pasta. Happy Valentines Day.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for kneading and rolling Pantry
  • 2 eggs, lightly beaten $1.50 for 6
  • salt Pantry
  • water, as needed 
  • 2/3 cup Kalamata olives, finely chopped $2.50 for 12 oz.
  • 4 oz. creamy goat cheese $3.50 for 5 oz.
  • 3 tbsp grated Parmesan cheese, plus more for garnish $3.50 for 8 oz.
  • 1 tbsp chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley, plus more for garnish $1 for a bunch
  • 2 tbsp unsalted butter $1.50 for a stick
  • 1 cup half-and-half $1.50 for a pint
  • zest of 1 Meyer lemon $0.50
  • freshly ground black pepper to taste Pantry 

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Combine flour, eggs, 1 1/2 tsp salt and 1 tbsp water in a mixing bowl. Stir until a ball of dough forms. Turn out onto a lightly floured surface, knead the dough a few times, then return to the bowl, cover with a dish towel and let rest for 30 minutes.
  2. While the dough rests, combine the olives, goat cheese, Parmesan and parsley. Stir well to thoroughly mix, and set aside.
  3. On a lightly floured surface, divide the dough into 2 equal balls. Use a rolling pin or a pasta roller to roll each ball out as thinly as possible. There is no need to roll the dough balls into a specific shape--just make sure they're similar shapes, as you're eventually going to drape one over the other.
  4. Set one of the dough sheets aside on a floured or parchment-lined tray or cutting board. You'll use it shortly.
  5. Now, this next part depends on the size of your cookie cutter or ravioli stamp. Since I made this for Valentines Day, I used a 3" heart-shaped cookie cutter. If you're doing the same (or something similar), place rounded teaspoonfuls of the filling about 3 inches apart on the first sheet of dough (if your cutter/stamp is a different size, adjust as needed). Use a pastry brush or a clean finger to dab water around the little mounds of filling.
  6. Carefully drape the second sheet of dough over the first one, pressing gently to attach the dough around each mound of filling.
  7. Line a tray or platter with parchment paper or a sprinkling of flour and set next to your work area. Use your cookie cutter or ravioli stamp to carefully cut out the raviolis and transfer to the prepared tray or platter. Once all the raviolis have been cut, gather the scraps, divide into two balls, re-roll the dough and repeat the ravioli-making process until you run out of dough. (If you have any filling left, spread it on crostini--it's delicious).
  8. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil, then reduce the heat to medium high, so the boil is gentle. Working in batches, cook the raviolis for 4-5 minutes, until very tender. Remove using a slotted spoon and transfer to a clean plate. Continue until all raviolis are cooked.
  9. Melt the butter in a large frying pan over medium heat. Add the half-and-half, 1 tsp salt, the lemon zest and a generous pinch of pepper. Stir well and continue swirling and stirring until the sauce thickens. Turn the heat off.
  10. Add the cooked raviolis to the warm sauce and swirl the pan a few times to coat.
  11. Divide the raviolis between 2 plates, top with a sprinkling of parsley and Parmesan and serve immediately.

Glazed Cinnamon Rolls with Candied Bacon

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:16
  • Estimated Cost $9.25
  • 12 Comments

I know everyone freaks out about what to do for dinner on Valentines Day, but if you ask me, the day is really all about breakfast.

My mom used to make the most wonderful Valentines Day breakfast for Jeremy and me. She’d cover the breakfast table with candy hearts, hand-written cards and all kinds of chocolate. We’d scurry off to school, already high on sugar, feeling all kinds of loved.

These easy cinnamon rolls are outrageously good. Gooey in all the right places and topped with a generous spoonful of real cream cheese glaze and orgasmically tasty candied bacon. Consider them my breakfast Valentine to you, dear readers. I want you to feel all kinds of loved.

Ingredients

  • 8 tbsp (1 stick) room temperature unsalted butter, divided (retain the wrapper) $1.50
  • 1 1/2 tbsp ground cinnamon $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 2/3 cup sugar Pantry
  • flour for rolling Pantry
  • 1 recipe pizza dough $1.50
  • 3 oz. room temperature cream cheese $1.50 for 6 oz.
  • 2/3 cup powdered sugar $1.50 for 16 oz.
  • a few drops of vanilla optional
  • 1/2 recipe Candied Bacon, chopped $1.75

Recipe Serves 8-10

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Using the butter wrapper, grease an 9"x11" baking dish and set aside.
  2. In a small mixing bowl, stir together 5 tbsp of the butter, the cinnamon and the sugar, until a smooth paste forms. Set aside.
  3. On a floured surface, roll the dough out into a rectangle that is approximately 13" x 10".
  4. Use a rubber scraper to spread the butter-sugar mixture all over the surface of the rectangle.
  5. Pinching as you go, roll the dough up tightly, into an 10" cylinder.
  6. Use a sharp knife to cut the cylinder into 10 1"-thick slices and arrange them in the prepared baking dish.
  7. Bake the cinnamon rolls for 14-16 minutes, or until golden brown.
  8. While the cinnamon rolls bake, beat together the remaining 3 tbsp butter, the cream cheese, the powdered sugar and the vanilla (if using), until smooth and creamy. Add a few drops of warm water, if needed, to thin out slightly.
  9. Just before serving, spoon the glaze over the warm cinnamon rolls and top each one with a generous portion of the chopped candied bacon.
  10. Serve immediately.

Challah/Brioche

  • Prep Time 1:15
  • Cook Time 0:40
  • Estimated Cost $4.50
  • 20 Comments

Rich, eggy challah is a whole lot like French brioche, so, wanting to have both around this weekend for Shabbat/French toast purposes, I decided to make one big batch of dough and then bake it two different ways. The directions below describe how to make either challah or brioche, but feel free to do as I did, and divide the dough in half, yielding one small challah and one small brioche loaf.

Note: If you keep kosher and want to serve the challah with a meat meal, use margarine or vegetable oil instead of the butter.

Ingredients

  • 4 cups flour, plus more for the pan and kneading Pantry
  • 1/4 cup warm water 
  • 1 stick (1/2 cup) butter, melted (let it cool until it is warm, but not hot) $1.50 for a stick
  • 1 packet dry active yeast $1.50
  • 2 tbsp plus 1/3 cup sugar Pantry
  • 6 eggs, lightly beaten, divided $1.50 for 6
  • 1 tsp salt Pantry
  • 2 tbsp olive or vegetable oil Pantry

Recipe Serves 6-8

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F, then turn it off, to create a warm (but not hot) place for the dough to rise.
  2. Lightly flour a baking sheet and set aside.
  3. In a mixing bowl, combine the warm water and butter. Add the yeast and 2 tbsp of the sugar and stir gently. Let activate for 4-5 minutes until it begins to foam slightly.
  4. Add 5 of the eggs, the remaining sugar, the salt and the flour and stir to combine. You should have a very soft dough.
  5. Turn the dough out onto a floured surface and knead for about 15 minutes, until the dough is very elastic (this can also be done in a stand-up mixer).
  6. Roll the kneaded dough into a large ball.
  7. Drizzle about 2 tbsp of oil into a large bowl and place the dough in the bowl. Turn the dough over in the bowl to make sure it's completely covered with oil.
  8. Cover the bowl with a dish towel, then put in the warm oven for 45 minutes to an hour, or until dough has increased by about 2/3.
  9. *To make challah:* Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F.
  10. Punch the risen dough down to push the air out of it, then turn out onto a floured surface. Divide the dough into 3 equal balls, then roll each ball into a 12" rope. "Braid the ropes together":http://theshiksa.com/2010/08/26/challah-bread-part-2-how-to-braid-challah/ and transfer the braided loaf to the prepared baking sheet.
  11. Combine the remaining egg with 2 tbsp water and whisk well with a fork, to make an egg wash. Use a pastry brush to brush the top of the braided dough with the egg wash. Sprinkle with sesame or poppy seeds, if desired, and bake for 30-35 minutes, until golden-brown on the outside, and hollow-sounding, when rapped gently on the bottom. Let cool slightly, before serving.
  12. *To make brioche:* Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Lightly grease 1 large (or two medium) bread(s) pan.
  13. On a floured surface, shape the dough into a smooth oval. Pack the smoothed dough into the bread pan, brush lightly with the egg wash (see challah instructions) and bake for 30-35 minutes. Let cool before turning onto a cooling rack or cutting board and slicing.
  14. Recipe serves 6-8, depending on bread shape.

Muffuletta with Salami and Mozzarella

Yesterday, I posted a recipe for the fresh focaccia I made, and received multiple comments from readers that it would make excellent muffuletta, the classic layered New Orleans sandwich. Never one to pass up an opportunity to perfect my sandwich-making, I set about assembling my first muffuetta. The resulting sandwich wasn’t totally authentic (the only meat I had on-hand was dry Italian salami—most muffuletta recipes call for ham in addition to the salami or sometimes capicola), but damn, was it good. I used fresh buffalo mozzarella, but provolone is also very common.

Be sure to set aside a little extra time to let the juices soak into the sandwich before you serve it—at least 30 minutes.

Ingredients

  • 1 cup pitted olives, any kind, chopped $2
  • 1 clove garlic, minced Pantry
  • 3 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1 tbsp balsamic vinegar Pantry
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 1 loaf focaccia or ciabatta bread, split in half like a roll $2.50
  • 8 oz. dry Italian salami, sliced thinly $3.50
  • 8 oz. mozzarella or provolone, sliced as thinly as possible $3.50
  • 1 yellow bell pepper, sliced thinly $1

Recipe Serves 4-6

Directions

  1. In a mixing bowl, combine the olives, garlic, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper (go easy on the salt--the olives are already pretty salty). 
  2. Use a rubber spatula to spread the mixture on the inside of each half of the bread.
  3. Layer the bottom slice of bread with the salami, then top with the slices of the mozzarella or provolone. Top the cheese with the sliced bell pepper. 
  4. Cover the whole thing with the second half of the bread and press down firmly.
  5. Wrap the whole thing tightly with plastic wrap or aluminum foil and leave, at room temperature, for 30 minutes to a full hour.
  6. Cut into 4-6 pieces and serve.

Focaccia with Sun-dried Tomatoes, Rosemary and Parmesan

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:24
  • Estimated Cost $8.50
  • 10 Comments

This quick but very special bread recipe is your express route to an out-of-control-good-sandwich. Split a square in half and layer it with meats (I recommend prosciutto or salami), veggies, cheeses and a nice drizzle of good extra virgin olive oil, and you’ll be the envy of your workplace or school cafeteria.

Or, simply slice the warm focaccia into dinner roll-sized squares and serve in a bread basket with dinner.

Ingredients

  • flour, for rolling Pantry
  • 1 recipe pizza dough $1.50
  • 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1 tsp each salt and freshly-ground black pepper Pantry
  • 2 tbsp chopped sun-dried tomatoes $2.50 for 3 oz.
  • 1 tbsp fresh rosemary leaves $1 for a bunch
  • 1/3 cup shredded (not grated) Parmesan $3.50 for 8 oz.

Recipe Serves 6-8

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Lightly flour (or line with parchment paper) a baking sheet.
  2. On a lightly floured surface, shape the pizza dough into a rectangle that is approximately 6" x 8". Transfer dough rectangle to the prepared baking sheet.
  3. Use your fingertips to make light indentations all over the top of the dough (it should look like a bumpy landscape). Drizzle with the olive oil and use your hands to rub the sides of the dough with oil as well
  4. Sprinkle the top of the dough with the salt and pepper, then gently press the sun-dried tomatoes into the dough.
  5. Sprinkle with the rosemary and Parmesan and bake for 22-24 minutes, or until cheese is golden-brown and the focaccia sounds hollow when tapped gently on the bottom.
  6. Let cool slightly, then cut into squares and serve.

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