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Bangkok-Style Deviled Eggs

 Today, I decided to devil some of my favorite Southeast Asian flavors...

Deviling hard-boiled eggs are such a fantastic canvas for flavors. Want truffles and white pepper? Devil it up, baby! Red peppers and olive oil? You devil, you! Even whimsical green eggs and ham can be made palatable by way of the deviled egg (eating them in a box with a fox is, of course, totally optional).

So today, I decided to devil some of my favorite Southeast Asian flavors--spicy chili sauce, fresh cilantro, perky garlic and sliced scallions. The result was a fun, totally unique appetizer, unlike any deviled egg I've ever had before. 

I went the simple route of spooning the egg mixture into the whites, but feel free to get a little fancier with a pastry bag.

Ingredients

  • 6 eggs, hard-boiled, cooled and peeled (Need help with this? Click here.) $1.50 
  • 4 tbsp mayonnaise Pantry
  • juice and zest of 1 lime $0.50
  • 2 tbsp chopped fresh cilantro leaves $1 for a bunch
  • 1/2 tsp soy sauce Pantry
  • freshly-ground black pepper Pantry
  • 1 tsp (or more to taste) Asian chili sauce (like Sriracha or sambal) $1.50 for 8 oz.
  • 2 scallions, sliced, divided (reserve a few slices for garnish) $1 for a bunch
  • 1 clove garlic, smashed Pantry 
  • additional optional garnishes: julienned carrot (the pre-shredded kind is great to use here), julienned cucumber, thin slices of mint, ground, toasted peanuts, toasted sesame seeds (white or black), thin slices of jalapeño 

Recipe Serves 6

Directions

  1. Slice the cooled, peeled eggs in half lengthwise, and gently pop the yolks into a food processor or blender.
  2. Add the remaining ingredients (except for the zest and any optional garnishes you choose to use).
  3. Blend until smooth.
  4. To fill the empty egg white halves, either use a spoon to carefully fill each one, or scrape the yolk mixture into a plastic baggie (or pastry bag), snip a 1/2" hole at the bottom, and pipe the mixture decoratively into each egg white.
  5. Serve topped delicately with scallions and more chili sauce, plus any of the optional toppings, if you are so inclined. 

Sweet Potato-Andouille Hash

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $7.25
  • 43 Comments

This has quickly become one of my favorite breakfasts (or lunches dinners, for that matter). It’s a fast, flavorful, high-protein dish, with just enough of a kick from the spicy Andouille sausage and jalapeño. Serve some seared spinach or some steamed broccoli with lemon, and you’ll have an easy, healthy meal, that will keep you satisfied for hours.

If you’re in a rush and need to eat on the go, scramble your eggs right into the hash, and tuck it into whole wheat tortillas or pita pockets, for a unique take on the breakfast burrito.

Note: If you’re not a fan of Andouille, this hash will accommodate just about any other kind of sausage. I’ve enjoyed it with garlic-cilantro chicken sausages, kielbasa, and even vegetarian chorizo. Feel free to be creative.

Ingredients

  • 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1 large or 2 small sweet potatoes, scrubbed and diced into 1/2" pieces $1.50
  • 1/2 medium onion, diced $0.50 for a whole onion
  • 1 clove garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 link Andouille sausage, diced $1.50 for a single link
  • 1/2 jalapeño, diced (remove the seeds and veins if you want to cut some of the spiciness) $0.25
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 2 scallions, sliced $1 for a bunch
  • 1 handful fresh cilantro, chopped $1 for a bunch
  • 2 eggs, cooked as desired (I prefer poached or sunnyside-up) $1.50 for 6

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Heat the oil in a large frying pan over medium-high heat.
  2. Add the sweet potatoes and spread out so they cook evenly.
  3. Let cook, stirring occasionally, for 7-8 minutes, until they begin to soften and develop a bit of color.
  4. Add the onion, garlic, sausage and jalapeño and stir well.
  5. Let cook, stirring occasionally, until the sausage begins to brown and the onions become quite flavorful (this is a good time to start your eggs).
  6. Season hash with salt and pepper to taste.
  7. Stir the scallions and cilantro into the hash and remove from heat.
  8. Divide the hash between 2 plates and slide an egg on top of each.
  9. Serve immediately.

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Haran's Peanut Butter Square Chippy Cups

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:20
  • Estimated Cost $10
  • 53 Comments

Today is my friend Haran's birthday, so, I decided to make one of his favorite desserts --Peanut Butter Square Chippy Cups.

Peanut butter squares are a kind of a "youngest sibling," residing beneath the ubiquitous fame of their big sister, the Blondie, and their older brother, the Peanut Butter Cookie. That said, they have established their own fanbase amongst cookie and bar enthusiasts, and when situated next to them at a picnic or bakesale, will stand up and sing, "look at me! I am a neologism!" while their older siblings are ignored. 

A legend surrounds the roots of this hybrid dessert, still whispered from time to time in the halls of Lakeshore Middle School in Mequon, Wisconsin. The old story goes that a homeroom teacher, speaking in the kind of prophetic/exhausted state that goes with being with adolescents for too many hours, attempted to demonstrate the kind of care that goes into writing a book report. 

  "You have to make a plan. A recipe. You can't just throw a bunch of flour in a bowl, add some butter and 2 eggs and there you go, 'PEANUT BUTTER SQUARE CHIPPY CUPS!'"

Well, Haran claims to have been there on the day these words were spoken. And while the first actual P.B.S.C.C. was not baked until some years later (bringing Mr. Kellett's prophecy to fruition), the salty-sweet-chocolate combo proved that indeed, you can't just mix a bunch of ingredients together and make magic. It takes a great recipe. And, in this case, a memory like Haran's. He's a great fellow, and such a likable guy, I believe you will find this recipe to be almost as much fun as reminiscing with him.

These are basically like classic blondies, but with a fun (and delicious!) twist: chopped (or mini) peanut butter cups stirred in. As they bake, the peanut butter cups melt into little globules of indulgent, creamy, peanutty goodness, situated in a buttery vanilla base. They're a refreshing take on brownies--and a great way to use up the peanut butter cups you inevitably have laying around post-Halloween.

Happy Birthday Haran!

Ingredients

 

  • 1 1/2 cups (packed) dark brown sugar ​Pantry
  • 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted ​$1 for a stick
  • 2 eggs, lightly beaten ​$1.50 for 6
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract (use the real stuff--not imitation) ​$4 for 4 oz.
  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour ​Pantry
  • 1/2 tsp baking powder ​Pantry
  • 1/2 tsp salt ​Pantry
  • 6 oz. peanut butter cups, chopped (or use the really little ones from Trader Joe's) $3.50 for 12 oz.

Recipe Serves 9-12

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.
  2. Lightly grease a 13" x 9" baking pan (a great trick: use the wrapper from the butter for this).
  3. In a large bowl, whisk together the brown sugar, butter, eggs and vanilla just until fully incorporated.
  4. In a separate bowl, combine the flour, baking powder and salt.
  5. Gently fold the dry ingredients mixture to the brown sugar mixture.
  6. Stir in the chopped (or mini) peanut butter cups.
  7. Spread into the prepared pan.
  8. Bake for 18-20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean.
  9. Let cool before cutting into bars and serving.

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Blistered Serrano Chilies

  • Prep Time 0:05
  • Cook Time 0:07
  • Estimated Cost $2.50
  • 50 Comments

My friend Brian made this tapas classic using Japanese shishito peppers at lunch a few weeks ago, and I found them impossible to stop eating. Slightly sweet and plenty salty, with that charred, primal umami flavor made burned them permanently into my mind (pun intended, duh). So naturally, I hit him up for the recipe and he kindly obliged.

This afternoon, while perusing my favorite neighborhood Asian specialty shop, I searched high and low for shishitos, but couldn't find them. What I did find, however, were some gorgeous fresh serranos. 

Serranos are generally quite spicy--spicier than my beloved jalapeños, but I knew I could coax some of that heat out using Brian's technique. 

The result? Chilies that were spicier than the shishitos, but addictive in their own right. I topped them with nothing more than a sprinkle of salt, but I'm thinking that next time I might add a squeeze of fresh lemon too.

One last note: don't toss out the oil after you cook the chilies! The serranos impart a touch of heat and a lovely flavor--try it in sauces and dressings.

Ingredients

  • 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1 lb serrano (or shishito or padron) chilies $2.50
  • sea salt (or other good, coarser salt--I used Himalayan pink salt from Trader Joe's) Pantry

Recipe Serves 8-10

Directions

  1. Cut a small (1/4") slit in the bottom tip of each chili.
  2. Heat olive oil in a medium, heavy-bottomed pot over medium heat. 
  3. When the oil is very hot, add the chilies (you may have to work in batches).
  4. Cook them, stirring occasionally, allowing the chilies to blister and char. 
  5. Turn off the heat and use tongs or a slotted spoon to remove the chilies from the hot oil. Transfer immediately to a serving plate or bowl.
  6. Sprinkle generously with salt.
  7. Serve immediately.

Autumn Sweet Potato Cakes

  • Prep Time 0:30
  • Cook Time 0:30
  • Estimated Cost $8
  • 47 Comments

I'm a little embarrassed to admit this, but I have become increasingly fond of frozen, bagged kale.

Yeah, I know. 

But really, hear me out. First of all, it's incredibly convenient and wildly versatile. Use it any way you would use frozen spinach or cooked fresh kale.

It's cheap too. I've seen it at Trader Joe's and Whole Foods, usually for around $1.50 for a 16-oz. bag. Even more awesome, the frozen kale stems that come with the leaves are little and tender and totally delicious. How many times have you de-stemmed a bunch of fresh kale only to find yourself left with a whole lot less edible kale than you remembered buying? Not the case with frozen kale, and I love any food that inhibits waste.

In these savory, decadent cakes, mashed sweet potatoes are transformed into a loaded latke of sorts, stuffed with some of my favorite fall flavors: cranberries, garlic, sage and, of course, kale. Serve them as a side dish with grilled meats, or as the main event, perhaps with some herbed white beans and a crunchy chopped salad.

Note: You could also make these using fresh, steamed kale or frozen, thawed and drained spinach.

Ingredients

  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1/2 medium onion, sliced into thin rings $0.50 for whole onion
  • 3 medium garnet yams (orange sweet potatoes), peeled and diced $2
  • 3/4 cup thawed frozen chopped kale, drained $1.50 for a 16-oz. bag
  • 1 clove garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1/4 cup dried cranberries $2 for a 12-oz. bag
  • 1/2 tsp each salt and pepper Pantry
  • 2 fresh sage leaves, minced $1 for a bunch
  • 1 egg, lightly beaten $1.50 for 6
  • 1/2 cup crumbled goat cheese or feta optional
  • 1/8 cup flour (or more, as needed) Pantry

Recipe Serves 4-6

Directions

  1. Heat 2 tbsp olive oil in a medium frying pan over medium-low heat.
  2. Add the sliced onions and let cook, stirring very occasionally (you want them to caramelize, so just leave them alone and you prepare and cook the cakes--about 30 minutes).
  3. Meanwhile, bring a medium pot of salted water to a boil. Add the peeled, diced sweet potatoes and cover. 
  4. Let the sweet potatoes cook for about 8 minutes, or until forktender.
  5. Drain the cooked sweet potatoes and transfer to a bowl. Mash with the back of a fork or a potato masher until mostly smooth.
  6. Stir in the kale, garlic, cranberries, salt, pepper, sage, egg, goat cheese or feta (if using), and flour. 
  7. Stir gently to combine.
  8. In a large, heavy-bottomed frying pan (or a flat griddle), heat 2-3 tbsp olive oil over medium heat. 
  9. Use wet hands to form patties of 1/4 cup sweet potato-kale mixture.
  10. As you form patties, place the patties into the hot oil (you'll need to work in batches so as to avoid crowding).
  11. Cook the batches for 4-5 minutes on each side, making sure that a golden-brown, crisp crust forms on each side.
  12. Once all
  13. Drain the cooked cakes on paper towels and serve hot, topped with a few strands of caramelized onions.