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BrokeAss Gourmet

Salami Pizza

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $14.00
  • 5 Comments

At 3 AM, after an evening of libations, I am totally game for a greasy, cheesy slice of pizza. Before that point, however, I tend to prefer a classier pie. This sophisticated pizza is perfect in thin wedges with a glass of chardonnay, or in bigger pieces with a green salad as a complete meal.

Ingredients

  • 1/2 recipe pizza dough $1.50
  • 8 slices salami $3 for 3 oz.
  • 1/2 onion, sliced $0.50
  • 1 small heirloom tomato, cut into chunks $1
  • 1/4 cup ricotta $4 for 10 oz.
  • 1/4 cup shredded Parmesan $4 for 10 oz.
  • freshly ground pepper to taste Pantry
  • 2 tsp olive oil Pantry

Recipe Serves 2-4

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Lightly dust a pizza pan or baking sheet with flour.
  2. Heat olive oil in medium frying pan over medium heat. Add onions and allow to caramelize, about 10 minutes. Remove from heat.
  3. On a floured surface, roll pizza dough out into a 10-12" circle. Transfer dough to pizza pan or baking sheet.
  4. Using a rubber spatula or butter knife, spread the ricotta over the dough, leaving about 1" edge for a crust. Spread out the salami slices evenly throughout the pizza. Scatter the caramelized onions and tomato chunks in between the salami slices. Sprinkle the whole thing with the Parmesan and a sprinkling of freshly ground pepper.
  5. Bake for 12-15 minutes or until crust is golden and cheese is browned in spots.
  6. Cut into wedges and serve.

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Cold Tomato Sauce Over Pasta

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:08
  • Estimated Cost $16.00
  • 3 Comments

In my opinion mid-summer is the best time of the year for vegetables. There are more things I love at the height of the season than at any other time of the year. While at the farmers market this weekend I saw some good looking little tomatoes for $.50/lb, which I sampled and couldn’t pass up. I used them to make this sauce and served it over pasta. The key is to get really ripe tomatoes from a farmers market – I’ve never had a halfway decent supermarket tomato, and even the best from the supermarket don’t compare with even mediocre market ones.

Ingredients

  • 2 lbs tomatoes $2 ($.50 / lb isn't always realistic)
  • 1 small sweet red onion $1
  • 1 bunch basil $1
  • 1/2 small wedge Parmesan $6 / wedge
  • 1 lb short pasta (penne, fusili, ect.) $2
  • 2 Tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • 1 tsp salt Pantry

Directions

  1. Bring a large pot of water to a boil over high heat. Salt it, and add the pasta and cook until al dente, about 8 minutes depending on type.
  2. Chop the tomatoes into 1/2 inch pieces. Coarsely chop the onions and cube the Parmesan in 1/8 inch cubes. Combine all three in a large bowl with the olive oil and salt and mix well. Let stand for 10 minutes.
  3. Once the pasta is done serve the sauce over it at room temperature with a big handful of torn basil. Summer on a plate!

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Sweet Potato-Ricotta Cinnamon Rolls

  • Prep Time 0:45
  • Cook Time 0:20
  • Estimated Cost $10.50
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I like nothing more than a sticky, sweet cinnamon roll, but sometimes, after eating one, I feel slightly sick and in need of a nap. These little orange treats actually have a decent amount of fiber, less sugar than regular cinnamon rolls and relatively little fat—though they still taste decadent. Plus, the ricotta and sugars blend together in a consistency similar to traditional cinnamon roll glaze, so there’s no need for any extra work.

Ingredients

  • 2 cups flour, plus more for kneading and rolling Pantry
  • 1 cup warm water 
  • 1 packet dry active yeast $1.50 for 3
  • 1/8 cup plus 2 tsp. sugar Pantry
  • 1 tsp salt Pantry
  • 1 small sweet potato, peeled, boiled until soft, and mashed $0.50
  • zest of 1 orange $0.50
  • 1 tbsp. vegetable oil plus more for greasing baking sheet Pantry
  • 2 tsp cinnamon $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 1 tsp nutmeg $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 1/8 cup brown sugar Pantry
  • 2 tbsp butter at room temperature $1 for a stick
  • 1/4 cup ricotta $4 for 10 oz.

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Lightly grease a baking sheet.
  2. Combine water, yeast and 2 tsp sugar in a mixing bowl. Stir in sweet potato, orange zest, salt and flour until a soft dough forms. Add a little more flour if necessary to achieve a dough you knead.
  3. Turn dough out onto a floured surface and knead 10-12 times until dough become elastic. Use the vegetable oil to lightly oil a clean mixing bowl. Place dough in bowl and cover with a clean kitchen towel. Place in a warm place to rise for 30 minutes.
  4. While dough rises, combine butter, ricotta, 1/8 cup sugar and 1/8 cup brown sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg in a small bowl until a paste forms.
  5. After rising, punch dough down and transfer to a floured surface. Roll dough out into a 14" x 14" square. Use a rubber spatula or butter knife to spread ricotta-butter mixture over the entire square. Roll dough from the bottom up, pinching as you go to seal until you have a long cylinder.
  6. Use a sharp knife to cut dough into 10 rolls. Bake for 15-20 minutes or until rolls brown slightly and the sugars bubble.

Makes 8-10 rolls.

Ravioli Pillows with Beef, Spinach, Ricotta and Green Tomato Sauce

  • Prep Time 0:30
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $18.00
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Whenever I go up to Santa Rosa to visit my parents, I love to have dinner at Flavor Bistro, where they serve a unique pasta dish of pasta “napkins” with pesto and tomato sauces—basically sheets of pasta, folded around tasty sauces and cheese. This dish was inspired by the same linens-to-pasta concept. These “pillows” are basically raviolis that are big enough that you really don’t need more than one or two to feel satisfied. The fillings can be tinkered with—try crumbled Italian sausage in place of the beef, or Swiss chard in place of the spinach.

Ingredients

  • 8 large egg roll wrappers $1.50 for 30
  • 1 tsp. olive oil Pantry
  • 1/2 lb lean ground beef, preferably grass-fed $2.50
  • 1 cup packed spinach leaves, washed and dried $1
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced, divided Pantry
  • 1/3 cup ricotta $4 for 10 oz.
  • 1/2 onion, minced $0.50
  • 1 small bunch basil, chopped $1
  • 2 medium green heirloom tomatoes, chopped $3
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • shredded Parmesan cheese for garnish $4 for 10 oz

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Combine tomatoes, basil and 2 cloves minced garlic in a small pot. Cover and cook for 15 minutes until tomatoes break down. Add salt and pepper to taste.
  2. Heat olive oil in a medium frying pan over medium-high heat. Add beef and garlic and cook for 1-2 minutes. Add spinach and continue to cook, stirring occasionally, until beef is browned and cooked through. Remove from heat and allow to cool for 10 minutes.
  3. Combine cooled beef-spinach mixture with ricotta and salt and pepper to taste.
  4. To assemble the pillows, place 1 ravioli wrapper on a clean, dry surface. Place about 1/8 cup filling in the middle of the wrapper.
  5. Use your fingers or a pastry brush to wet the edges of the wrapper. Place a second wrapper on top of the first, encasing the filling. Press the edges together to seal. Set on a clean platter. Repeat until all the wrappers and filling have been used up.
  6. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Reduce heat so that the water is boiling lightly. Cook the pillows one at a time for about 1 1/2 minutes each or until they float. Remove with a slotted spoon and transfer to serving plates.
  7. To serve, place two pillows on a plate and top with sauce. Garnish with Parmesan cheese.

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Jalapeno Cheeseburgers with Caramelized Onions and Avocado

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $13.50
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I must admit, I am relatively new to the whole meat thing. Thanks to a particularly traumatizing petting zoo experience in the summer of 1989, I’ve been predominantly vegetarian for the last twenty years. Then, a few months ago it occurred to me that I wasn’t abstaining from meat for moral, ethical or spiritual reasons—I was mostly just being stubborn. So I’ve started slowly reincorporating it…and discovering the awesomeness I’ve been missing out on for the past 2 decades.

Obviously, veggie, chicken, or turkey burgers would all be tasty with the same treatment. Regardless of your burger choice, serve these with sweet potato fries.

Ingredients

  • 1 lb lean ground beef, preferably grass-fed $5
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 small onion, half chopped finely, half sliced $0.50
  • 1 green jalapeno, seeded and chopped $0.50
  • 4 hamburger buns, preferably whole-grain $3
  • 4 slices pepper jack cheese $3 for 8 oz.
  • 1 avocado, sliced $1.50
  • 1 tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • Salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Prepare grill or grill pan, over medium-high heat. If using grill pan, drizzle lightly with olive oil.
  2. Start by caramelizing the onions: heat olive oil over medium heat in a frying pan. Add onion slices and cook for 10-12 minutes or until soft.
  3. Combine beef, garlic, diced onion, jalapeno and liberal amounts of salt and pepper. Form into 4 patties. Cook to desired done-ness (evidently I like medium-rare).
  4. Top each burger with a slice of pepper jack and, if cooking inside, place under a broiler or even in a toaster oven until just melted. If you're grilling outside, just cover the burger and cheese with the grill cover for a minute or two until the cheese melts.
  5. Toast or grill the buns and top each bun bottom with a cheeseburger, some caramelized onions, and a few avocado slices. Serve hot.