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Crab Cakes with Lemon-Caper Mayonnaise

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:05
  • Estimated Cost $12.00
  • 7 Comments

I’ve spent many a sunny weekend afternoon drinking beer and eating crispy crab cakes waterside at Sam’s Anchor Cafe in Tiburon, CA. This recipe is a (way) less expensive version of Sam’s delicious crab cakes and can be procured without the ferry ride (or the sunburn).

Ingredients

  • 2 6-oz. cans crab meat (I prefer Trader Joe's 15% Leg Meat), drained $3.50
  • 1/2 small white onion, finely chopped $0.50
  • 1 small bunch parsley, plus more for garnish, chopped $1
  • 1/3 cup bread crumbs $2 for 16 oz.
  • 7 tbsp mayonnaise, divided Pantry
  • 1 egg, lightly beaten $1.50 for 6
  • 1 pinch each salt and pepper Pantry
  • 1 lemon, half juiced, half cut into wedges $0.50
  • 1 tbsp capers, finely chopped $3 for a 4-oz. jar
  • 1 clove garlic, finely minced Pantry
  • olive oil for frying Pantry

Directions

  1. Combine crab, onion, parsley, bread crumbs, 2 tbsp mayonnaise, egg, salt and pepper in a mixing bowl. Gently combine until ingredients come together. If mixture is too wet, add a little more breadcrumbs. Likewise, if it is too dry, add slightly more mayonnaise.
  2. Use wet hands to form mixture into 8-10 3" patties. Set on a clean plate.
  3. Pour about 1/8" of olive oil into a large frying pan and heat over medium-high heat. Cook crab cakes, a few at a time for 2-3 minutes or until golden-brown and crispy. Use a spatula to carefully flip the cakes and cook until brown and crispy on the other side. Drain on paper towels. Repeat until all crab cakes are cooked.
  4. To make the lemon-caper mayonnaise, whisk together the remaining mayonnaise, lemon juice, capers and garlic. Add a pinch of pepper if desired. Serve alongside crab cakes for dipping.

Makes 8-10 crab cakes.

Blood Orange-Soy Salmon

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:12
  • Estimated Cost $9.00
  • 18 Comments

This salty-sweet rendition of salmon is wonderful served hot alongside rice and vegetables, but I also love it cold over a bed of lightly dressed baby spinach and sliced almonds. Feel free to omit the chili sauce if you’re not a fan of spiciness.

Ingredients

  • 2 4-oz. fillets of salmon, preferably wild, skin-on $5
  • 1/8 cup soy sauce Pantry
  • 2 tbsp brown sugar Pantry
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 small piece ginger, peeled and minced $0.50
  • 1 blood orange (half zested and juiced, half sliced into thin rounds) $0.50
  • 1-2 tsp(s) Asian chili sauce (depending on taste) $2 for 8 oz.
  • 1 small bunch flat-leaf parsley, chopped $1

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
  2. Combine soy sauce, brown sugar, garlic, ginger, blood orange zest and juice and chili sauce in a large bowl. Whisk until well-incorporated. Place salmon, flesh-side down in the marinade, gently pressing salmon down to ensure that all of it is exposed to the marinade. Allow to marinate like this in the refrigerator for 10 minutes.
  3. Once salmon has marinated, place fillets, skin-side down in a glass baking dish. top each fillet with 1-2 slices of blood orange and bake for 10-12 minutes, or until fish is cooked to desired done-ness.
  4. Serve garnished with flat-leaf parsley.

Fig-Prosciutto Pizza

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $8.50
  • 23 Comments

When you have the ingredients on hand, this classy pizza comes together in just minutes. Figs and prosciutto are totally the new peanut butter and jelly.

Ingredients

  • 1/2 recipe pizza dough $1.50
  • flour for rolling and dusting Pantry
  • 1/8 cup fig jam $4
  • 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese $3 for 8 oz.
  • 4 large slices prosciutto, trimmed into 2" strips $4 for 6 oz.
  • freshly ground black pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 2-4

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Lightly flour a pizza pan or cookie sheet. Set aside.
  2. Lightly flour a clean, dry surface. Use a rolling pin or your hands to stretch the dough into a 10" circle. Transfer to prepared pan.
  3. Spread the fig jam over the surface of the dough, leaving a 1" border around the outside of the circle. Sprinkle with the cheese and top with the prosciutto slices and black pepper.
  4. Bake for 12-15 minutes or until crust is nicely browned and cheese is bubbly.
  5. Cut into thin slices and serve.

Turkey-Fig Meatballs

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:16
  • Estimated Cost $11.50
  • 3 Comments

Subtly sweet fig jam keeps these unique meatballs moist without needing eggs or oil. The earthy fig perfectly complements the turkey, while salty Parmesan makes it impossible to eat just one. Feel free to use store-bought fig jam if you don’t have time to make it at home.

Ingredients

  • 1 lb lean ground turkey $3
  • 1/2 onion, diced finely $0.50
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 small bunch parsley, chopped finely $1
  • 3 tbsp fig jam $4
  • 3 tbsp grated Parmesan, plus more for garnish $3.50 for 8 oz
  • 4 tbsp bread crumbs $2 for 16 oz.
  • 1 pinch each salt and pepper Pantry
  • 4 cups arugula, rinsed and dried $1.50
  • 2 tsp olive oil Pantry
  • 2 tsp balsamic vinegar Pantry

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Lightly grease 2 12-cup muffin tins or a broiler pan.
  2. Use your hands to mix turkey, onion, garlic, parsley, fig jam, Parmesan, bread crumbs, salt and pepper together in a mixing bowl until completely combined. Wet your hands and form the turkey mixture into about 24 balls. Place the balls into the prepared muffin cups or onto the broiler pan and bake for 13-16 minutes, or until fully-cooked and juicy. Allow to cool 5 minutes.
  3. Dress the arugula with the olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Toss well.
  4. Serve the meatballs warm, over a bed of arugula, garnished with Parmesan, either on individual plates or on a large platter with toothpicks.

Makes 24 meatballs.

Balsamic Fig Jam

  • Prep Time 0:05
  • Cook Time 0:25
  • Estimated Cost $4.00
  • 36 Comments

As you might know, figs are a big favorite of mine. Since they’re not in season for another few months, I’ve been feeling seriously deprived lately. Recently, my friend and fellow fig enthusiast Sue suggested I get my hands on some fig jam. I thought that sounded like a good idea, so I decided to make my own. The result was something that tempts me to dip a spoon into its jar every time I open the refrigerator. Try it with bread, cheese and prosciutto, swirled in oatmeal, or as the jelly part of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Ingredients

  • 1 lb dried figs (preferably Black Mission), ends removed $4
  • 1/2 cup balsamic vinegar Pantry
  • 2 tbsp honey Pantry
  • pinch of salt Pantry

Directions

  1. Combine all ingredients in a saucepan. Add 1/2 cup water.
  2. Cook covered, over low heat for 20-25 minutes, until all liquid is absorbed and figs are very soft.
  3. Puree using a blender, food processor or immersion blender.
  4. Allow to cool before serving.

Makes about 1 1/2 cups jam.