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Asian Pear-Goat Cheese Quesadillas with Black Cherry Salsa

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $8.50
  • 1 Comment

Everyone gets excited about grilled cheese but somehow, the quesadilla (which is, if you think about it, basically the same thing) doesn’t get nearly as much love. Well, my new mission is to make quesadillas as hip—if not hipper—than grilled cheese. They will be the new “it” snack. I will nestle interesting fruits, meats and veggies with fun cheeses between tortillas and grill away. Maybe I’ll even open up one of those guerilla gourmet twitter food carts

At least, until I can get through the seemingly endless package of corn tortillas in my fridge.

Ingredients

  • 8 6" corn tortillas $1 for 12
  • 1 Asian pear, cored and sliced thinly $0.50
  • 8 tbsp. soft goat cheese $4 for 6 oz.
  • about 10 black cherries, pitted $1
  • 1 small handful cilantro, chopped finely $1
  • Roma tomatoes, cored and diced $0.50
  • 1/2 jalapeño, diced finely, seeds discarded if you prefer a milder salsa $0.50
  • juice of 1/2 lime $0.50
  • salt to taste Pantry
  • freshly ground black pepper Pantry
  • 1 tbsp olive oil Pantry

Directions

  1. Place cherries, cilantro, tomato, jalapeño, lime juice and salt into a food processor or blender. Puree until just slightly chunky with green flecks. Set aside.
  2. To assemble the tortillas, spread each tortilla with a tbsp of goat cheese. Sandwich a few slices of Asian pear and a few grinds of black pepper between two tortillas. Press gently. Repeat until 4 quesadillas have been assembled.
  3. Heat olive oil in a frying pan or grill pan over high heat. Cook quesadillas, working in batches as necessary, for 2-3 minutes on each side or until tortillas are crispy and golden and cheese has softened.
  4. Cut into wedges and serve with cherry salsa.

Vegetable Quesadillas with Dipping Trio

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $9.50
  • 2 Comments

Admittedly, the title of this recipe sounds like something you might order at Chili’s, but fear not. I will not lead you astray.

I actually decided to throw this one together after last night’s repeat visit to Chilango, where our hungry group consumed, in addition to duck flautas and filet mignon tacos, the simplest yet most delicious quesadillas. Just fresh, simple cheeses, vegetables and meats nestled into little corn tortillas and lightly grilled until the cheese was melted and the tortillas crisp. They came with little pots of guacamole, sour cream and spicy salsa. Moreover, it served as a great reminder that food need not be complicated or expensive to satisfy the taste buds and soul—just well-prepared with fresh ingredients.

Ingredients

  • 8 6" corn tortillas $1 for 12
  • 4 slices jack, mozzarella or other mild white cheese $3 for 8 oz.
  • olive oil Pantry
  • 1 small red onion, half finely diced, half sliced thinly $0.50
  • 1 bell pepper, thinly sliced $0.50
  • 1 small handful cilantro, chopped finely $1
  • 2 Roma tomatoes, cored and diced $1
  • 1/2 jalapeño, diced finely, seeds discarded if you prefer milder salsa $0.50
  • juice of 1/2 lime $0.50
  • salt to taste Pantry
  • Sour cream to taste $1.50 for 4 oz.
  • Guacamole, if desired

Directions

  1. Combine diced red onion, cilantro, diced tomatoes, jalapeño, lime and salt. Set aside.
  2. Heat 2 tsp. olive oil in a large frying pan over medium-high heat. Add sliced onion and cook for 2-3 minutes. Add sliced bell peppers and allow to cook until onion is very fragrant and both onions and peppers are very soft. Remove from heat.
  3. To assemble quesadillas, place a slice of cheese atop one tortilla. Top cheese with a few spoonfuls of the onion-pepper mixture and top with a second tortilla. Repeat until you have 4 quesadillas.
  4. Heat 2 tsp olive oil in a grill pan or regular frying pan over high heat. Grill quesadillas, working in batches if necessary, for 2-3 minutes on each side or until tortillas are lightly crisp and cheese has melted.
  5. Cut into wedges and serve with the sour cream, previously assembled pico de gallo and guacamole if desired.

Makes 4 quesadillas.

Chicken-Mango Flautas with Lime Crema

  • Prep Time 0:30
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $7.00
  • 3 Comments

After nearly three weeks out of town, I met up with Brett on Saturday night at Chilango, a new Mexican haunt equidistant from our respective apartments. We shared delicious sweet sangria and succulent filet mignon tacos, but the stand-out dish was a platter of crispy duck flautas, drizzled with Mexican crema and topped with a pile of fresh green cabbage.

I wanted to recreate it, but duck can be a little pricey, so I substituted pan-cooked chicken thighs (the opposite of pricey), and summer-ified them a bit with fresh mango and jalapeño. Serve these with a bowl of fresh guacamole.

Ingredients

  • 8 6" corn tortillas $1 for 12
  • 1/2 lb boneless, skinless chicken thighs $3
  • 1 mango, peeled, pitted and finely chopped $1.50
  • 1 jalapeño, (seeds intact--take 'em out if you don't like spicy), finely chopped $0.25
  • salt to taste Pantry
  • vegetable oil for frying Pantry
  • 3 tbsp sour cream $1 for 4 oz.
  • juice of 1/2 lime $0.25
  • 1/4 green cabbage, cored and thinly sliced $0.50

Directions

  1. Heat 2 tsp. vegetable oil in a large frying pan over high heat. Cook chicken thighs for 4-5 minutes on each side, or until cooked through. Remove from heat and cool for five minutes. Use a fork and knife to shred the chicken thighs into bite-size pieces. Combine in a bowl with the mango, jalapeno and a pinch of salt.
  2. Heat about 1/2" vegetable oil in the frying pan over high heat (no need to rinse it first).
  3. While oil heats, microwave the tortillas for 20-30 seconds to make them very pliable. Once tortillas are cool enough to handle, fill each one with 2-3 tbsp of the chicken-mango mixture.
  4. Carefully lace rolled flautas into the oil, seam-side down, working in batches. Cook for 1-2 minutes on each side, or until golden-brown and crispy. Drain on paper towels.
  5. Whisk the lime juice into the sour cream. Set aside.
  6. To serve the flautas, place them on a plate or plates. Drizzle the sour cream mixture over the top. Heap a small pile of cabbage atop.

Makes 8 flautas.

Guacamole

It always seems funny to me when people tell me my guacamole is amazing. I mean, it does taste amazing, but there’s no secret to it. It’s essentially just a bowl of fresh, yummy ingredients, smashed together to create a delicious orchestra of flavor. For just five bucks and fifteen minutes, you too can be the most popular kid at the potluck.

Ingredients

  • 2 ripe avocados $3
  • 1/4 red onion, finely diced $0.50
  • 1 clove garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 small bunch (a handful) fresh cilantro, finely chopped $1
  • 1/2 jalapeño (seeds intact if you like spicy--discard them if not), finely chopped $0.25
  • 1 Roma tomato, finely chopped $0.25
  • juice of 1 lime $0.50
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 4-6

Directions

  1. To peel the avocados, slice them in half, lengthwise. Use a knife to carefully remove the pits. Use a spoon to scrape the flesh into a mixing bowl, making sure to get it all. Smash the avocado with the back of a large fork, leaving it slightly chunky.
  2. Gently stir in the onion, garlic, cilantro, jalapeño, tomato, lime juice, salt and pepper. Adjust seasoning to taste.
  3. Serve or refrigerate covered immediately.

Raspberry, Goat Cheese and Black Pepper Crostata

  • Prep Time 0:40
  • Cook Time 0:22
  • Estimated Cost $8.00
  • 1 Comment

I like dessert, don’t get me wrong, but I tend to be more interested in savory food, which probably explains why I’ve given this unique free-form tart a savory twist with goat cheese and black pepper. Sweet raspberries and a sprinkle of sugar make sure it still works as a rustic, understated dessert.

This crostata is made with the easiest, most fool-proof pastry dough known to man. If you don’t have a food processor, just use two forks to cut the butter into the flour and then gently fold in the ice water until a sticky dough forms.

Ingredients

  • 1 cup all-purpose flour, plus more for rolling and baking Pantry
  • 1 stick very cold unsalted butter $1
  • 3/4 cup fresh raspberries $3 for a pint
  • sugar Pantry
  • pinch salt Pantry
  • 1/8 cup ice water 
  • 1/8 cup cold crumbled goat cheese $4 for 5 oz.
  • freshly ground black pepper Pantry

Recipe Serves 4-6

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Lightly flour a baking sheet. Set aside.
  2. Place flour, butter, a pinch of sugar and a pinch of salt in a food processor. Process until mixture resembles small peas. Slowly stream in ice water with machine running (you might not need all of it) until a soft dough comes together. Remove from machine, dust lightly with flour and wrap in saran wrap. Refrigerate for 20 minutes.
  3. In a small bowl, gently toss raspberries with a generous pinch of sugar. Set aside.
  4. Lightly flour a clean, dry surface. Use a rolling pin to gently roll dough into a 12" circle, continuously re-flouring surface if necessary to prevent sticking. Transfer dough circle to prepared baking sheet.
  5. Spoon sugared raspberries into the center of dough, leaving a 3" border. Scatter crumbled goat cheese over the top of the berries. Top generously with freshly-ground pepper.
  6. Gently fold the border over the fruit-cheese mixture, pleating it to make an edge.
  7. Lightly sprinkle dough with sugar. Bake for 20-22 minutes or until crust is golden brown. 
  8. Cool slightly before cutting into wedges and serving.