BrokeAss Gourmet

BrokeAss Gourmet


It always seems funny to me when people tell me my guacamole is amazing. I mean, it does taste amazing, but there’s no secret to it. It’s essentially just a bowl of fresh, yummy ingredients, smashed together to create a delicious orchestra of flavor. For just five bucks and fifteen minutes, you too can be the most popular kid at the potluck.


  • 2 ripe avocados $3
  • 1/4 red onion, finely diced $0.50
  • 1 clove garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 small bunch (a handful) fresh cilantro, finely chopped $1
  • 1/2 jalapeño (seeds intact if you like spicy--discard them if not), finely chopped $0.25
  • 1 Roma tomato, finely chopped $0.25
  • juice of 1 lime $0.50
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 4-6


  1. To peel the avocados, slice them in half, lengthwise. Use a knife to carefully remove the pits. Use a spoon to scrape the flesh into a mixing bowl, making sure to get it all. Smash the avocado with the back of a large fork, leaving it slightly chunky.
  2. Gently stir in the onion, garlic, cilantro, jalapeño, tomato, lime juice, salt and pepper. Adjust seasoning to taste.
  3. Serve or refrigerate covered immediately.

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desertdweller, on Jun 3, 04:07 PM, wrote:

I love that you’re a guac “purist” such as myself. Nothing is more disappointing then when people put sour cream or cottage cheese in it. I tend to call that stuff avocado dip just to see the look on their face.

Mine doesn’t include the tomatoes or jalapeno (my family likes that the guacamole is cool and refreshing after all the other spicy food I serve with it) but its pretty spot on otherwise. I’ll have to give this one a shot! Thanks and LOVE the site. Hope you keep it up!

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Gabi makes the best guac. Glad to know that now I can, too.

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Thank you for sharing this great guacamole recipe. This is a dish very suitable for summer with a combination of fresh ingredients, mixed together to create a delicious flavor.