BrokeAss Gourmet

BrokeAss Gourmet

Almond-Fig Shake

  • Prep Time 0:05
  • Cook Time 0:00
  • Estimated Cost $6.50

2 weeks ago, my parents brought me the best present ever: fresh figs from their tree. I knew I would be tempted to eat nothing but figs until they disappeared unless I froze some of them, so I removed their stems, sliced them in half and packed them in an airtight container. Boy am I glad I did because this dairy-free yet creamy shake was the perfect afternoon pick-me-up. Feel free to experiment with soy, hemp or regular milk.


  • 15 fresh figs that have been halved and frozen $4
  • 1 cup ice cubes
  • 1 cup almond milk $2.50 for 32 oz.

Recipe Serves 2


  1. Combine all ingredients in a blender or food processor until smooth. Add more almond milk if necessary to achieve desired texture.


Leave a Comment

Textile help (For formatting your comment)

What They're Saying

Enish Froon, on Sep 7, 12:13 AM, wrote:

Why do the figs need to be frozen?

ali, on Aug 15, 04:45 PM, wrote:

Honestly you guys really need to learn how to write a 500 word essay about yourself, because this whole profile here falling apart!!

Arif, on Sep 20, 11:08 AM, wrote:

Well i dont think there is  a very best resume editing services there is something in relation to what you are saying here, so i really do not get the point of whats goin on here!