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Fried Chicken Salad with Onion Rings

This only qualifies as a salad because it is served over a bed of greens. Really though, it’s a plate of fried chicken and onion rings with creamy dressing. It’s certainly not healthy (though you could probably find something similar but way worse for you in a restaurant), but it makes a tasty occasional treat.

Ingredients

Recipe Serves 2-4

Directions

  1. Toss mixed greens and carrots together with dressing to taste. Divide onto salad plates.
  2. Top each plate with sliced chicken fingers and onion rings.
  3. Serve immediately.

Thin and Crispy Onion Rings

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $3.50
  • 3 Comments

I am much more interested in thin, crisp onion rings than in the thicker, doughier kind. These are right at home alongside a burger, steak or sandwich but also make a lovely appetizer with the dip of your choice.

Ingredients

  • 1 cup flour Pantry
  • 1 tsp salt, plus more for sprinkling Pantry
  • 1 tsp freshly cracked pepper Pantry
  • 1 egg $1.50 for 6
  • 1 red onion, sliced in 1/4"-thick rings $0.50
  • 1 cup bread crumbs $1.50 for 12 oz.
  • vegetable oil, for frying Pantry

Recipe Serves 3-4

Directions

  1. Combine flour, salt and pepper. Mix well.
  2. Beat egg with 1/4 cup cool water until foamy.
  3. Set up a bowl or plate containing the flour, a bowl containing the egg wash and a bowl or plate containing the bread crumbs in an assembly line.
  4. Dredge the onion rings first in the flour, then immediately in the egg and directly into the breadcrumbs, lightly shaking off excess with each step.
  5. Heat about 1 1/2" of oil in a large frying pan over medium-high heat. Cook the onion rings in the oil, working in batches, for 1-2 minutes or until brown and crispy. Drain on paper towels.
  6. Serve immediately.

Garlic-Sourdough Croutons

  • Prep Time 0:05
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $1.50
  • 7 Comments

My friend Brett loves croutons. He claims to put them on salads, but I suspect it’s more likely that he eats them straight out of the bag, standing over the sink. When I am not publicly shaming him for this in men’s lifestyle magazines, I can actually relate. What is there not to love about crunchy, salty, garlicky croutons? I love salads, but I’m not unwilling to admit that sometimes I eat them as a vehicle for croutons. Still, I have a hard time with the mass-produced kind, which is laden with sodium and preservatives.

Well, surprise, surprise—like pretty much everything else, it’s healthier and cheaper to make your own croutons. Not to mention easy and way tastier too.

You’re welcome, B. Don’t say I never did anything for you.

Ingredients

  • 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 5 cloves garlic, peeled Pantry
  • 6 thick slices sourdough bread (I used whole wheat), cut into 1" cubes $1.50 for a loaf
  • 1 tsp salt Pantry

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F.
  2. In a blender or food processor, puree extra virgin olive oil and garlic cloves until smooth (the liquid will look creamy and almost white).
  3. Place cubed bread in a large bowl. Pour garlic-oil mixture over bread and use hands to mix well, making sure each bread cube is coated.
  4. Spread cubes on an ungreased baking sheet. Sprinkle with salt.
  5. Bake for 12-15 minutes. Check and flip croutons over halfway through, so they are evenly browned.
  6. Serve warm or cooled, on salads.

Makes about 2 cups croutons.

Vegan Apple-Beet Soup

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 1:00
  • Estimated Cost $5.00
  • 8 Comments

I automatically like people a tiny bit more when I find out that they share my passion for beets. It may be irrational and inane, but it’s true.

This simple, vegan and wildly cheap recipe features beets in their sweetest, purest glory. If you want to get really crazy (and you aren’t really vegan), top with a dollop of Greek yogurt.

Ingredients

  • 3 large beets, scrubbed, ends removed $2
  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 1 red onion, diced $0.50
  • 4 cloves garlic, diced Pantry
  • 1 1/2 " piece ginger, minced (about 2 tbsp)
  • 2 sweet, crisp apples (such as Fuji), peeled, cored and diced $1
  • juice and zest of 1 lemon $0.50
  • 1 handful flat-leaf parsley, chopped $1 for a bunch
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 4-6

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.
  2. Place beets on a baking sheet and drizzle generously with olive oil. Rub to cover beets fully with oil. Roast in oven for 30-40 minutes, or until tender.
  3. Under cold running water, gently remove the beets' skins. Chop the skinless, roasted beets into 1" pieces and set aside.
  4. Heat 1 tbsp olive oil in a large pot over medium-high heat. add onion, garlic, ginger and apples. Cook until very fragrant, stirring occasionally, about 2 minutes. Add chopped beets and 4 cups water. Cover and allow to cook for 18-20 minutes, or until apples and beets are very soft.
  5. Add lemon juice and zest and parsley.
  6. Puree using a blender, food processor or immersion blender. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
  7. Serve hot or chilled.

There are few things lovelier than ravioli. Toothsome fresh pasta wrapped around a yummy filling, drizzled with some kind of delicious sauce…if there’s an interesting-looking ravioli dish on the menu I have a hard time ordering anything else.

This hand-cut ravioli serves to prove that you don’t need a pasta maker to make fresh ravioli—just your hands, a rolling pin and a patient, self-forgiving attitude, as it does take a little practice.

While totally worth it, this dish is somewhat time-consuming and usually doesn’t come out picture-perfect the first time, so it might not be the best for a dinner party. I say make it with someone you really like and a bottle of good wine.

Ingredients

  • 2 cups all-purpose flour Pantry
  • 1 1/2 tbsp freshly-ground black pepper Pantry
  • 1 1/2 tsp salt, divided Pantry
  • 3 eggs $1.50 for 6
  • 1 ear corn, shucked $0.25
  • 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 2 leeks (white part only), ends removed, diced $0.50
  • 1 red bell pepper, seeded and diced $1
  • 3/4 cup ricotta $3.50 for 12 oz.
  • 4 tbsp (1/2 stick) unsalted butter $1 for a stick

Recipe Serves 3-4

Directions

  1. Combine the flour, pepper and 1 tsp salt in a mixing bowl. Stir to combine.
  2. Pile the flour mixture on a clean, dry cutting board. Create a little well in the center and carefully crack the eggs into the well. Gently mix the eggs with a fork to break the yolks.
  3. Use your hands to combine the eggs and flour mixture until a sticky dough forms (for help, check out this page).
  4. Knead the dough on a lightly floured surface (too much flour can make the dough tough) for 6-7 minutes. Alternately, this can be done for about a minute in a food processor or stand-up mixer.
  5. Divide the dough into 4 pieces and roll out, on a lightly floured surface each piece into a rectangle that is approximately 11"x16". Stack on a floured surface with flour in between each sheet of pasta.
  6. Use a sharp knife to cut the kernels from the corn cob. Set aside.
  7. Heat the olive oil in a medium frying pan over medium heat. Add the diced leeks, corn kernels and red pepper and cook for 1-2 minutes, or until leeks are very fragrant. Remove from heat and transfer to a bowl. Let cool for 5 minutes.
  8. Once mixture has cooled, add ricotta and 1/2 tsp salt. Mix well.
  9. To make the raviolis, Lay a sheet of pasta on a clean, lightly-floured surface. Drop the filling in 1 tbsp-increments with 2" spaces between them neatly across the pasta sheet. Use a pastry brush to lightly brush spaces not holding filling with water.
  10. Carefully drape a second sheet of pasta over the first. Try to line up the edges as much as possible. Carefully press down, making sure to avoid the places where filling is being held.
  11. Use a sharp knife to trim away excess dough. Cut the raviolis into square (or square-ish) pieces and transfer to a lightly-floured platter or cutting board.
  12. Repeat with remaining dough and filling.
  13. To cook the raviolis, bring a large pot of lightly-salted water to a boil. Turn down heat to a simmer. Drop raviolis a few at a time into the simmering water and cook for 2-3 minutes (the raviolis will float to the surface--give them about 1 1/2 minutes after that happens). Work in batches to avoid overcrowding.
  14. Gently remove raviolis with a slotted spoon and transfer to a serving plate.
  15. To make the brown butter, heat the butter in a small pot over medium heat. Just after it melts, it will begin to brown. Swirl it around a few times and then remove it from heat as soon as it turns brown.
  16. Serve the raviolis warm, drizzled with the brown butter sauce and more salt and pepper to taste.