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Mini Chocolate Cakes with Olive Oil and Himalayan Pink Salt

  • Prep Time 0:30
  • Cook Time 0:20
  • Estimated Cost $14.50
  • 3 Comments

My mom told me about an unforgettable dessert she had recently while on a trip to Santa Fe: a rich chocolate cake served atop a pool of fruity extra virgin olive oil and sprinkled with sea salt. “Oh, I am totally stealing that,” I told her. And as you can see, I wasn’t kidding. Rich dark chocolate, olive oil and salt? What could be bad?

One of the many wonderful things I’ve learned since I started living with my roommate Kristina (and there are many) is the magic of cooking with pink Himalayan salt. I can’t describe why or how, but it tastes so much better than regular sea or table salt. And, despite its exotic appearance and name, it costs a measly $1.99 at Trader Joe’s for 4.8 oz. with a built-in grinder, making it an easy and inexpensive way to give simple food a touch of expensive flavor. It’s truly the pink salt that puts this simple dessert over the edge. If you don’t have it on hand, feel free to use regular sea salt, but if you happen to be at TJ’s any time soon, consider dropping the $2 on a container of pink salt—you’ll thank me.

Ingredients

  • 3/4 stick unsalted butter $1 for a stick
  • 4 ounces semi-sweet chocolate chips $2 for a 12-oz. bag
  • 1/8 cup unsweetened cocoa $4 for 6 oz.
  • 1 cup sugar Pantry
  • 1 egg $1.50 for 12
  • 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract $4 for 4 oz.
  • 3/4 cup flour Pantry
  • 1/2 tsp baking powder Pantry
  • 1/2 tsp Himalayan pink salt, plus more for sprinkling $2 for 4.8 oz.
  • 1/3 cup fruity extra virgin olive oil Pantry

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350. Lightly grease 6 regular-size muffin tins (I used heart-shape ones because I thought they were festive--feel free to get creative).
  2. Fill a small saucepan about 2” high with tap water. Cover with a heat-proof bowl to create a double-boiler. Turn heat up to high and melt butter and chocolate chips in bowl, whisking frequently. Carefully remove bowl from pot and turn off heat.
  3. Transfer melted chocolate and butter into a mixing bowl and whisk in cocoa, sugar, egg, vanilla, flour and sea salt. Add about 1/2 cup water and whisk until mixture is very smooth.
  4. Pour into prepared muffin tins and bake 18-20 minutes or until top is shiny and few crumbs cling to an inserted toothpick.
  5. Cool until the cakes are warm, not hot. Gently remove them from their tins.
  6. To serve, pour a small pool of extra virgin olive oil onto a small plate and place a cake in the middle of it. Sprinkle the cake and oil lightly with the Himalayan pink salt and serve immediately.

Sweet Potato-Cheddar Biscuits with Spicy Chicken Sausage Gravy

  • Prep Time 0:30
  • Cook Time 0:25
  • Estimated Cost $12.50
  • 25 Comments

This is not the kind of thing I ever thought I would make, but then my best friend and I took a road trip through the south of the country and I had no choice but to embrace the magic of biscuits and gravy. And ohh, is it magical.

The addition of sweet potatoes to the biscuits helps keep them super-moist but not overwhelmingly rich. As for the gravy, I like to use lean chicken sausage to keep it light(er), but if you happened to make it with a higher-fat content pork sausage, I’m sure it would be delicious too.

Ingredients

  • 1 6" sweet potato, peeled and chopped $0.25
  • 1 1/2 tbsp vegetable shortening $1.50 for 16 oz.
  • 1 1/2 tbsp unsalted butter $1.50 for a stick
  • 1 1/2 cups plus 3 tbsp flour, plus more for rolling and baking Pantry
  • 4 tsp baking powder Pantry
  • 1/4 tsp baking soda Pantry
  • 1/3 cup shredded cheddar (white or yellow) cheese, plus a pinch more for garnish $3.50 for 8 oz.
  • 2 scallions, sliced, plus more for garnish $1 for a bunch
  • salt and pepper Pantry
  • 2 tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • 1/4 red onion, diced $0.50
  • 1 clove garlic, minced Pantry
  • 2 6" chicken sausages (I like Trader Joes' Spicy Jalapeño Chicken Sausage), diced $3 for 6
  • 1 jalapeño, seeded (if you don't like spicy--keep the seeds in if you do), diced $0.25
  • 3/4 cup milk (2% or whole) $1 for a pint

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Lightly flour a baking sheet and set aside.
  2. Boil the sweet potato in a small pot of water over high heat for 8-10 minutes, or until very soft. Drain, rinse with cool water until cool enough to handle and transfer to a mixing bowl. Mash well with the back of a fork.
  3. Mash the shortening and butter into the sweet potato.
  4. Stir the flour, baking powder, baking soda and a pinch each of salt and pepper into the sweet potato mixture. Just before the mixture comes together in a soft dough, stir in the 1/3 cup shredded cheese and the scallions. On a floured surface, pat the biscuit dough into a circle. Use a small biscuit cutter, narrow glass or small mason jar turned upside-down to cut the dough into 4-6 small biscuits. Place biscuits on floured baking sheet and top each with a sprinkle of the reserved cheese.
  5. Bake for 14-18 minutes, or until golden brown.
  6. While biscuits bake, heat the olive oil in a medium frying pan over medium heat. Add the onion and cook for 2-3 minutes, or until onions begin to brown. Add the garlic, diced sausages and jalapeño and cook for 4-5 minutes, stirring occasionally, scraping the pan gently (a wooden spatula works well for this).
  7. Once the mixture in the pan has browned and become very fragrant, sprinkle the 3 tbsp flour over the top and stir to mix. Cook for 30 seconds. Slowly pour the milk over the mixture, stirring and scraping the pan as you go. A creamy gravy should begin form. Continue stirring until gravy is to your desired thickness. Season with salt and pepper and remove from heat.
  8. To serve, split the biscuits and spoon a bit of gravy in the middle. Garnish with reserved scallions.

Toasted Coconut Pancakes

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $10.75
  • 2 Comments

I will admit it: one of the perks of being a food writer is the free stuff. Food companies will send me samples of their products in hopes that I will write about them, thereby increasing their business or, at the very least, their web presence. I live by a simple rule: if it’s good and I think my readers will benefit from learning about it, I’m happy to write about it. If not, I won’t.

Well, let me just tell you, Kodiak Cakes Flapjack and Waffle Mix mix is good. Really, honestly delicious. Normally, I wouldn’t be interested in using a mix, but this one is made with whole grains (oatmeal and whole wheat) and honey. It has a whopping 4 grams of fiber per serving (fiber-rich pancakes!), just 1 gram of fat and a nutty, lightly sweet flavor. You need only add water (no eggs or oil) for fluffy flapjacks or toothsome waffles. Upon receiving my mix, I followed the directions exactly to make traditional flapjacks and they were definitely yummy, but you know me—I don’t really like following directions. So, this morning when my friend Lisa came over for breakfast, I added coconut milk, ginger, cinnamon and honey to the batter and topped the cakes with toasted coconut. We ate our tropical-ish pancakes with Kodiak’s decadent raspberry syrup and a gorgeous fruit salad with shaved red onions while we talked about somatic awareness, interpersonal integration and the power of patience—among other things. Delicious, in every sense of the word.

Ingredients

  • 2 cups baking mix $5.75 for 24 oz.
  • 1 cup coconut milk $1 for a 15-oz. can
  • 3/4 tsp ground ginger $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 1 tsp cinnamon $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 1 tbsp honey Pantry
  • 1/4 cup shredded coconut $1
  • 1 tbsp vegetable oil Pantry

Directions

  1. Whisk together baking mix, coconut milk, 1 cup of water, ginger, cinnamon and honey (Kodiak's mix doesn't require an egg, but if your baking mix does, add it to the batter). Whisk until smooth, but do not over-mix. Set batter aside.
  2. Heat a medium frying pan over medium-high heat. Toast coconut for 30 seconds-1 minute (watch it closely to avoid burning). Transfer to a bowl or plate.
  3. Heat vegetable oil in a large frying pan or griddle over medium-high heat. Spoon batter in 1/8-cup increments (you'll need to work in batches) and cook until pancakes' edges are dry and bubbles form on the top. Flip, using a spatula, and cook on the other side until golden brown.
  4. Pancakes may be kept warm until ready to be served in a 200 degree (F) oven.
  5. Top the pancakes with the toasted coconut and serve with butter, syrup, jam, etc.

Apple-Butternut Squash Soup with White Cheddar and Paprika

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:20
  • Estimated Cost $9.00
  • 7 Comments

Butternut squash puree soup gets tired fast. It’s a culinary trend that returns every Fall, almost always featuring the exact same accessories: sage, garlic and cream (I know, I’m guilty of it too). The thing about most culinary trends though, is that they come about because they’re based on good ideas (the molecular gastronomy foam trend notwithstanding—I don’t want to eat foam unless it’s on top of a cappuccino), and creamy, pureed butternut squash paired with classic autumnal flavors is, essentially, a very good idea.

I wanted this soup to be classic but interesting, so I combined the very lovely butternut squash I had picked up on my last trip to the farmers market with a nearly 1:1 ratio of ripe Granny Smith apples from my backyard, smoky paprika and just a touch of nutty aged white cheddar. The resulting soup is a velvety without being too rich, and features a layered flavor profile that develops with each bite.

Make sure to eat it with warm, crusty bread for dipping.

Ingredients

  • 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 3 shallots, peeled and diced $1
  • 3 cloves garlic, chopped Pantry
  • 1 butternut squash, seeded, peeled and diced $1.50
  • 3 Granny Smith apples, peeled, cored and diced $1.50
  • 1 tsp paprika, plus more for garnish $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 2 oz. aged white cheddar cheese, shredded $3.50 for 8 oz.

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Heat extra virgin olive oil in a large pot over medium heat. Cook shallots and garlic for 1-2 minutes, or until very fragrant.
  2. Add butternut squash, apples and 3 cups water. Stir in paprika.
  3. Cover, reduce heat to low and simmer for 18-20 minutes, or until apples and squash are very soft.
  4. Puree, using a blender, food processor or immersion blender, until very smooth.
  5. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Stir in shredded cheese. Continue stirring until melted.
  6. Ladle soup into bowls and serve hot, garnished with more paprika.

Brown Butter-Pumpkin Mac and Cheese

  • Prep Time 0:15
  • Cook Time 0:22
  • Estimated Cost $9.50
  • 29 Comments

I am loving pumpkin lately. It adds an earthy richness to dishes, plus lots of fiber, few calories and zero fat. Since I’m constantly reinventing mac and cheese, I figured I might as well try it with pumpkin.

The result was a creamy, satisfying mac with a rich sauce that will make you want to lick your plate. Brown butter, aged white cheddar and nutmeg perfectly complement autumnal pumpkin and taste so rich, you will forget that this dish has less than half of the fat and calories of regular mac and cheese.

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Ingredients

  • 8 oz. elbow macaroni, penne, shells or other small pasta shape $1 for 16 oz.
  • 2 tbsp unsalted butter plus more for the pan $1 for a stick
  • 2 tbsp all-purpose flour Pantry
  • 3/4 cup milk (any kind) $1 for a pint
  • 3/4 cup unsweetened canned pumpkin $1.50 for a 15-oz. can
  • 1/2 cup plus 2 tbsp shredded aged white cheddar cheese $3.50 for 8 oz.
  • dash nutmeg $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Lightly butter an 11"x13" baking pan or 4 ramekins/oven-proof bowls
  2. Cook macaroni in salted boiling water according to package directions.
  3. While macaroni cooks, melt the butter in a medium pot over medium heat. As soon as it begins to brown, add the flour and whisk until you have a very sticky dough.
  4. Slowly whisk in the milk to form a creamy white sauce.
  5. Continue whisking as you add the pumpkin and 1/2 cup of the white cheddar. You should have a very creamy orange sauce. Season with nutmeg, salt and pepper.
  6. Drain the pasta and return it to its pot. Use a rubber spatula to scrape all of the sauce over the pasta and stir to coat the pasta evenly.
  7. Scrape the sauced pasta into the prepared pan(s) and top with the reserved cheddar plus more salt and pepper.
  8. Bake for 18-22 minutes or until the cheese is very bubbly and lightly browned on top. Serve hot.