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$5 Dessert: Chardonnay-Poached Pears with Raspberry-Balsamic Reduction

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 1:00
  • Estimated Cost $5.00
  • 9 Comments

When it comes to sexy food, there are established aphrodisiacs and then there are the foods that, for whatever reason, we as individuals are particularly responsive to. For me, this is it. The pears become lusciously spoon-soft after a long bath in chardonnay and honey, and the balsamic wakes up the taste buds as it brings out the tartness of the raspberry preserves. I don’t make this for people I’m not hoping to make out with.

Ingredients

1/2 bottle 2-Buck Chuck Chardonnay $2
2 Bosc pears $1
1 tbsp honey Pantry
2 tbsp sugar Pantry
3 tbsp raspberry preserves (buy a small jar of store brand) $2 
1 tbsp balsamic vinegar Pantry

Directions

  1. Peel pears and set aside. In a medium pot, whisk together wine and honey. Add pears and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to a simmer and allow to cook covered for 45 minutes (this is a good time to eat your dinner).
  2. Once pears are cooked to the point that they could be easily pierced by a fork, remove using a slotted spoon and set aside.
  3. Leave wine mixture in pot, turn up heat, bringing the wine to a boil, and whisk in the sugar, raspberry jam, and balsamic vinegar until dissolved. Stir constantly for several minutes until mixture reduces to a syrupy consistency.
  4. Serve pears in small bowls on top of a little pool of the raspberry-balsamic reduction.

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Salmon Burgers with Cilantro Brown Rice

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:25
  • Estimated Cost $17.50
  • 8 Comments

This is an awesome way to stretch an expensive ingredient (salmon), by combining it with tasty but less-expensive ingredients, resulting in you getting the most bang for your buck. The burgers are similar to crabcakes but more toothsome and satisfying. The spinach is a healthful, fresh addition and the warm Cilantro Brown Rice makes the perfect bed for the tasty burgers. The burgers are also delicious served on crusty rolls with a garlicky aioli.

Ingredients

For the Burgers:

  • 2 uncooked 4-oz salmon fillets, chopped into ½ “ chunks $8 
  • 1/2 cup frozen spinach, thawed and drained $2 
  • 1/4 medium red onion, chopped finely $1
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 2 tbsp mayonnaise Pantry
  • 1 small bunch flat leaf parsley, chopped $1 
  • 1 tsp salt Pantry
  • a few grinds black pepper Pantry
  • 1 tbsp olive oil for cooking Pantry

For the Cilantro Brown Rice:

  • 2 cups freshly cooked, hot long grain brown rice $4 for a box 
  • 1 small bunch cilantro, roughly chopped, plus extra for garnish $1.50
  • salt to taste Pantry

Directions

For the Burgers:

  1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl. Divide into 2 patties and set on a clean plate or parchment paper. 
  2. Heat the olive oil over medium heat in a large frying pan. Cook the patties for 4-5 minutes on each side until they are firm to the touch and nicely browned on the outside. Serve hot over Cilantro Brown Rice.

For the Cilantro Brown Rice:

  1. Toss the hot rice with the cilantro and salt. Fluff with a fork.

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Lemon-Almond Linguine

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $15.00
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We have a massive crush on Food Network chef Dave Lieberman (OK, I have a crush on him. Adam just likes his food.) But seriously, Lieberman is smart, funny, and HOT. Oh, and also, he is totally BrokeAss-friendly! He specializes in food that is tasty and fancy-looking—but inexpensive and made from ingredients that are easy to procure. The following recipe is adapted from a recipe from his cookbook Dave’s Dinners that is perfect for a romantic dinner for two. Serve it with a light Zonnin Prosecco from Trader Joe’s.

Ingredients

  • ½ pound linguine $3
  • 2 egg yolks $3 for ½ dozen eggs
  • 1/2 cup heavy cream $2 for a ¼ pint
  • 3 garlic cloves, minced Pantry
  • zest and juice of 1 lemon (reserve a little zest for garnish) $1
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 1/4 cup ground whole almonds-- reserve a little for garnish $4
  • 1 small bunch fresh flat leaf parsley, chopped finely $2

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. In a large pot of boiling salted water, cook the linguine according to directions. Drain pasta.
  2. Combine the egg yolks, half-and-half, garlic, lemon zest, lemon juice, and salt and pepper to taste in a heatproof bowl. Place over a pot of boiling water and whisk until the mixture thickens into a pale yellow, smooth sauce.
  3. Remove from the heat, stir in the almonds, and toss with the linguine.
  4. Garnish with more lemon zest, ground almonds, flat leaf parsley and more ground pepper.

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Black-Eyed Pea Stew

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:32
  • Estimated Cost $16.00
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Can a soup be sexy? We think so. This soup combines delicious southern flavors (hot sauce, black-eyed peas) with nutty parmesan cheese and spinach. It’s literally a one-pot meal with vegetables, dairy and meat, which means fewer dishes to wash and more time to reap the rewards of your hard work. This recipe was adapted from the back of a bag of Safeway Black-Eyed Peas, and it was originally written by Bay Area cookbook author Marlene Sorosky Gray, who contributed to the cool (and cheap) Cooking Jewish cookbook. You can also reduce the price of the recipe a touch by using chicken Bouillon cubes (available at TJs in liquid form as well).

Ingredients

  • 1 tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • 1 chicken sausage, chopped $3
  • 1 white onion, chopped $1
  • 1 pkg frozen black eye peas $3
  • 3 cans chicken broth $3
  • 1 pkg (20 oz) frozen chopped/leaf spinach, thawed and drained $2
  • 1/4 cup parmesan cheese, grated $4
  • hot sauce to taste Pantry
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 6-8

Directions

  1. In medium soup pot, heat oil over moderate heat. Saute sausage, onions stirring often until they begin to brown, about 10 mins
  2. Stir in blackeye peas and chicken broth, bring to a boil. Reduce heat to medium-low, and simmer uncovered for 30 mins or until peas are tender
  3. Stir in spinach and cook for 2 mins
  4. Add cheese, hot sauce, salt, pepper and taste

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So, we’ve been live now for about 80 hours. I’m sitting here, listening to Jackson Browne’s Running On Empty, just thinking about what a crazy week it’s been. Seriously, this launch has been amazing, and Mike Gibson and Gabi Moskowitz are truly troopers for getting things up and running so quickly.

Here’s what’s coming up in BrokeAss Gourmet, in the next three or four weeks.

1. Chef Challenge: This is where we call a supposedly bad-assed chef and give them 60 minutes, $20 and a 2-block radius from their restaurant. They are tasked with a challenge of re-inventing one of their best dishes on a BrokeAss budget.

2. Damn, That’s Kosher: Our monthly kosher column begins next week, and the recipes are awesome, easy and affordable. Why? Because they’re written by the one and only Robin Metz (a culinary program grad). One warning: don’t leave any nasty comments, though, because my mom will kick your ass. Just ask Jonathan Boxerman about the time she chewed me out in 1989 for not paying her back five cents.

3. Vegan Thursday: Every other Thursday, we’ll have a vegan post. Many of these are “hacked” restaurant recipes that we’ve made to be vegan, and some are also our own creations

4. Chefs We Hate: This is a periodic column about chefs that write totally useless, totally bullshit cookbooks. Their culinary ideas may be inspired, but their ingredients are usually unaffordable and their prep times are unmanageable. These are most certainly not individuals who will help you “close the deal.”

Thanks for reading for the last few days, and we’re looking forward to tons more of the feeback and love that you’ve given us.

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