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Peanut Butter-Corn Flake Treats

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:05
  • Estimated Cost $5.00
  • 3 Comments

In the spirit of waste-not-want-not, I decided to use up the aging corn flakes that were sitting in my pantry.

I’m not a huge fan of corn flakes in general (though I do like them with bourbon in ice cream), but these easy rice crispy treat stand-ins are addictive (and vegan too!).

Note: if you have other cereal in your pantry, feel free to use it in place. These would be delicious with granola, raisin bran, or even Cap’n Crunch.

Ingredients

  • vegetable oil or cooking spray for greasing pan Pantry
  • 1/4 cup shredded coconut $2 for 12 oz.
  • 1 1/2 cups brown sugar Pantry
  • 1/2 cup honey Pantry
  • 1 cup peanut butter (creamy or crunchy) Pantry
  • 4 cups corn flakes $3 for a 12-oz. box

Recipe Serves 6-8

Directions

  1. Lightly grease a 8x8 square pan. Set aside.
  2. Toast coconut in a dry skillet over medium-high heat. Set aside.
  3. In a large pot over medium-high heat, stir together brown sugar, honey, peanut butter and 2 tbsp water until peanut butter melts and mixture begins to bubble. Remove from heat.
  4. Stir in corn flakes and toasted coconut until completely mixed.
  5. Use wet hands to carefully pack warm cornflake mixture into prepared pan.
  6. Allow to cool for 30-60 minutes.
  7. Cut into squares and serve.

Fresh Flour Tortillas

  • Prep Time 0:45
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $0.00
  • 5 Comments

A $0 recipe? Could it be true?

Indeed it can, if you have a pantry stocked with the bare-bone basics.

If you, like me, secretly love Chevy’s for the “El Machino” tortillas, make these even fresher, tastier ones and serve them simply with fresh butter or with tacos, fajitas, or alongside soup.

Ingredients

  • 2 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for rolling Pantry
  • 1 1/2 tsp baking powder Pantry
  • 1 tsp salt Pantry
  • 2 tbsp olive oil plus more for bowl Pantry
  • 3/4 cup, plus 2 tbsp warm water

Directions

  1. In a bowl, stand-up mixer, or food processor, mix together flour, baking powder and salt.
  2. Slowly stream in olive oil and mix (use a fork if mixing in a bowl--run machine if using a stand-up mixer or food processor).
  3. Slowly stream in warm water, continuing to mix, until a very sticky dough forms.
  4. Knead, either by hand on a floured surface or in machine, until dough is very smooth and elastic (4-5 minutes by hand, 1-2 minutes using a machine).
  5. Transfer kneaded dough to a lightly oiled bowl. Cover with a clean kitchen towel and allow to rest for 20 minutes.
  6. Once dough has rested, transfer to a lightly floured surface and use a sharp knife to cut into 12 pieces.
  7. Shape each piece into a round ball. Allow to rest on floured surface for about 5 minutes.
  8. Use a floured rolling pin to roll each ball into a 6-7" circle (don't worry if it's not perfectly round--misshapen tortillas have character).
  9. Heat 2 large frying pans (to expedite total cooking time) over medium-high heat (don't add any oil).
  10. Cook the tortillas, a few at a time in the skillets, for 30-60 seconds on each side. They should have a few brown spots, but not too many. Make sure they are soft as opposed to crisp.
  11. Serve warm.

Makes 12 small tortillas.

Veggie Bin Noodle Soup

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:40
  • Estimated Cost $5.75
  • 17 Comments

Kite-happy founding father Benjamin Franklin made famous the English proverb “waste not, want not,” a phrase I take very seriously, especially when it comes to cooking. The basics needed for this flavorful soup’s broth are nothing more than water, garlic, ginger and soy sauce, but it will gladly accommodate any vegetable (or vegetable scraps) that are just sitting around in your refrigerator, getting closer and closer to being unusable. Just chop them up and throw them in and then strain them along with the garlic and ginger.

I like to use thick, chewy Chinese wheat noodles in this recipe, but thin fresh ramen, rice noodles or even spaghetti will also work.

Ingredients

  • 6 cloves garlic, smashed Pantry
  • 1 medium chunk ginger, chopped $0.50
  • 3 tbsp soy sauce Pantry
  • 1/2 lb fresh Chinese noodles or ramen $1.50
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 2 carrots, sliced thinly $0.50
  • 1/2 small head red cabbage, sliced thinly $1
  • 1 small bunch (handful) cilantro leaves $1
  • 1 green jalapeño, sliced thinly (optional) $0.25
  • 3 scallions, sliced $1 for a bunch

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Fill a large soup pot with 3 quarts of water and the garlic, ginger, soy sauce and whatever vegetables and/or herbs you have laying around (chopped onions, green beans, frozen peas, chopped eggplant, sliced tomatoes, chopped celery, etc). Cover with fitted lid and cook over medium-high heat for 30-40 minutes, or until very fragrant.
  2. Strain mixture, discarding solids. Return broth to pot and taste. If needed, add salt and pepper to taste. Bring broth to a boil over high heat. Add noodles, carrots and cabbage. Cook for 7-8 minutes, or until noodles are al dente.
  3. Ladle soup into bowls, using tongs to make sure noodles are divided evenly. Garnish with cilantro, jalapeño, scallions and/or whatever fresh herbs or condiments you have (hot sauce, hoisin, etc). Serve hot.

Steak Banh Mi with Chili Aioli

  • Prep Time 0:30
  • Cook Time 0:05
  • Estimated Cost $11.00
  • 22 Comments

Banh Mi (Vietnamese sandwiches) have long been recognized by BrokeAsses as a cheap, filling and delicious lunch option. Now you can make them at home with fresh, inexpensive ingredients—many of which you likely have on hand already.

Ingredients

  • 1 carrot $0.50
  • 1/2 cucumber $0.50
  • 1/4 cup rice vinegar $2 for 12 oz.
  • vegetable oil for grill or grill pan Pantry
  • 1/2 lb. skirt steak cut into 4"x1" strips $3
  • pinch each of salt and pepper Pantry
  • 4 tbsp mayonnaise Pantry
  • 2 tsp Asian chili sauce $1.50 for 8 oz.
  • 1 handful cilantro $1 for a bunch
  • 1 handful mint $1 for a bunch
  • 1 jalapeño, sliced into rings $0.50
  • 2 baguette sandwich rolls, sliced lengthwise $1

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Use a vegetable peeler to slice carrot and cucumber into very thin slices. Place sliced vegetables in a small bowl and cover with rice vinegar. Refrigerate for 20 minutes.
  2. Meanwhile, brush a grill or grill pan with vegetable oil and bring to high heat.
  3. Season steak well with a pinch each of salt and pepper. Cook skirt steak for 2-3 minutes on each side, or until dark grill marks appear and steak becomes juicy. Remove from heat.
  4. Mix together mayonnaise and chili sauce. Set aside.
  5. To assemble sandwiches, spread each half of the baguette rolls with the aioli mixture. Layer the steak slices, carrot, cucumber, cilantro, mint and jalapeño slices on the bottom slices. Cover with the baguette tops.
  6. Serve immediately.

Poached Eggs with Roasted Asparagus, Shallots and Tomatoes

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:20
  • Estimated Cost $7.50
  • 4 Comments

Poached eggs are one of my brunch-time favorites, but it can be really tricky to get them just right, which is why I was so excited when I found this link. Thanks to WikiHow, my somewhat unsuccessful egg-poaching career took a turn for the better.

Fresh, in-season asparagus melds perfectly with rich, runny poached eggs, creating kind of an impromptu hollandaise-like sauce as you eat it. I like to add red chili flakes for spice, but feel free to forgo them if you’re not a fan.

Note: this dish does require a bit of patience and careful timing, so make it for someone deserving of your efforts.

Ingredients

  • 1 bunch (30-40 stalks) fresh asparagus, tough ends removed $3
  • 2 shallots, peeled and sliced into thin rings $1
  • 2 tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • salt and pepper Pantry
  • 4 fresh eggs $1.50 for 6
  • 1 tomato, cored and chopped $0.50
  • pinch red pepper flakes $1.50 for 1 oz.

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
  2. Spread asparagus on a baking sheet. Spread shallots in one corner of the sheet, away from the asparagus. Drizzle both generously with olive oil. Sprinkle the asparagus with salt and pepper.
  3. Roast in oven for 18-20 minutes, checking periodically to make sure shallots don't get too dark (if they begin to brown, remove from baking sheet using tongs and set on a plate).
  4. About 5 minutes before the asparagus and shallots are finished roasting, poach the eggs. This can be tricky, so follow the directions in "this link":http://www.wikihow.com/Poach-an-Egg.
  5. Divide the roasted asparagus between 2 plates and top each pile with 2 poached eggs. Top egg with roasted shallots and fresh tomato. Sprinkle a pinch of red pepper flakes over each plate for color and spice.