BrokeAss Gourmet

BrokeAss Gourmet

Watermelon-Feta Salad

You might not think of watermelon as something that can be served with feta cheese and onion, but the contrast of the sweet, juicy melon with the tart cheese and onion is actually quite lovely. Fresh mint and lime keep it light and refreshing. Perfect for a picnic or bbq.

Ingredients

  • 1/2 large or 1 small watermelon (about 2 lbs) $2
  • 1 red onion, diced $0.50
  • 4 oz. feta, crumbled $3.50
  • 1 large handful fresh mint, chopped $1
  • 2 tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • juice of 1 fresh lime $0.50
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 4-6

Directions

  1. Cut the flesh away from the melon rind and into bite-size chunks. Discard the seeds as much as possible.
  2. Place the watermelon chunks in a bowl with the onion, feta and mint.
  3. In a small bowl, whisk together the olive oil and lime juice. Pour over the salad. Toss gently and season with salt and pepper to taste.

Garlic Bread

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:10
  • Estimated Cost $3.00
  • 2 Comments

My mother’s mother made this garlic bread with 2 sticks of butter. My mom, fearing for the health of her family’s arteries, made it with 1. I, in keeping with the progression of healthier tendencies, make it with 1/2 a stick of butter and an equal amount of heart-healthy Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Hopefully my future children won’t try to make it with cooking spray.

Ingredients

  • 1 loaf French bread $2
  • 3 cloves garlic Pantry
  • 1/2 stick (4 tbsp) unsalted butter $1
  • 4 tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • pinch salt Pantry

Recipe Serves 4-6

Directions

  1. Preheat broiler to high.
  2. Slice bread lengthwise so you have two halves.
  3. Broil the bread, soft side facing the heat, under the broiler for 1-2 minutes, or until toasted. Remove from oven and allow to cool until cool enough to touch.
  4. Cut the garlic cloves in half and rub the bread halves with the flat edge of the clove all over the freshly toasted side.
  5. Place a baking pan or jelly pan (a baking sheet with edges) on top of a burner on the stove. Turn heat to low. Add butter to pan and stir gently to encourage it to melt. Add olive oil to pan and swirl with the butter.
  6. Place the bread, toasted side down, in the butter/olive oil mixture. Press gently to encourage the bread to soak up the butter/oil.
  7. Place bread halves, toasted-side-up under the broiler for another 30-to-60 seconds, or just until it turns golden brown.
  8. Rub the bread with any remaining garlic and place it in the pan to soak up any remaining butter/oil. Sprinkle it lightly with salt and place it under the broiler for one final toast.
  9. Slice and serve warm.

Corn and Shrimp Dumplings

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:12
  • Estimated Cost $7.50
  • 2 Comments

The inspiration for this recipe struck me in the noodle aisle of Duc Loi Supermarket. I got so excited when I thought of it that I accidentally knocked the raspberries out of the hands of guy standing behind me. Oops.

These simple dumplings need little more than a little soy sauce or maybe some spicy Asian chili sauce for dipping.

Ingredients

  • 2 tbsp vegetable oil, plus more for frying Pantry
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 small piece ginger, minced (about 1 tsp) $0.50
  • 1/2 red bell pepper, diced finely $0.50 for 1
  • 1 ear fresh corn, shucked $0.50
  • 1/2 lb raw medium shrimp, deveined, tails removed $3.50
  • 1 small bunch (handful) basil leaves, chopped finely $1
  • 2 tsp soy sauce, plus more for dipping Pantry
  • 24 small square won ton wrappers $1.50 for 50

Directions

  1. Use a sharp knife to cut the corn off of the cob. Set aside.
  2. Heat 1 tbsp vegetable oil over medium heat in a medium frying pan. Add the garlic and ginger and cook just until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add the red bell pepper, fresh corn, shrimp, basil and soy sauce cook just until the shrimp turns pink. Remove from heat and spread mixture on a plate and let cool for 5 minutes.
  3. To assemble the dumplings, lay one won ton wrapper on a clean, flat surface and put about 1 tablespoon of the filling in the center. Dip a clean finger or pastry brush into a small bowl of water and gently wet the edges, as with homemade ravioli. Gently pinch the corners together to form a point and seal the edges to seal in the filling. Make sure you have pressed all the air out of the dumplings. Set the assembled dumplings on a clean plate.
  4. To cook, heat the remaining oil in the previously used frying pan over medium-high heat. Place as many dumplings as will fit without sticking to one another into the pan and cook for 2-3 minutes, allowing the dumplings to develop a brown crust on the bottom. Once crust has formed, reduce heat to medium and pour 3 tbsp water over the pan of dumplings and immediately cover with the fitted lid. Allow to steam, covered for 2 minutes.
  5. Carefully remove the lid and allow any excess water to cook away.
  6. Serve the dumplings hot with soy sauce for dipping.

Makes about 24 dumplings.

Pecan Pie

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:40
  • Estimated Cost $15.50
  • 4 Comments

My friend Erik had a spectacularly awful week last week. I asked what I could do to help. He requested that I bake him a pecan pie. Of course I was happy to oblige.

Now, like any foodie worth her salt (pun definitely intended), I am well-aware of the problems with high fructose corn syrup , a product almost always called for in pecan pie recipes, so I had to do some tinkering to figure out how to make this pie corn syrup-free. The result was a lovely, gooey confection that didn’t have the sickeningly sweet aftertaste that some pecan pies leave. Success.

Ingredients

  • 2 eggs $1.50 for 6
  • 1 cup dark brown sugar, packed Pantry
  • 1/4 cup sugar Pantry
  • 1 stick butter, melted $1
  • 2 tbsp sour cream or yogurt $1.50 for 6 oz.
  • 2 tsp vanilla extract $4 for 4 oz.
  • pinch salt pantry
  • 1 tbsp flour pantry
  • 1 cup pecan halves $6
  • 1 prepared pie shell (buy one or make your own) $1.50

Recipe Serves 6-8

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.
  2. Whisk together eggs, brown sugar, regular sugar, melted butter, sour cream, vanilla, salt and flour until smooth and creamy. Stir in pecan halves. Pour mixture into prepared pie shell.
  3. Bake for 10 minutes, then reduce heat to 350 degrees F and bake for another 25-30 minutes, or until filling has set and crust is golden brown.

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Scrambled Eggs With Caramelized Shallots

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:25
  • Estimated Cost $7.00
  • 3 Comments

I once heard that food prepared in a restaurant tastes better than food you cook yourself because chefs use butter and shallots in everything (you may also recall this from my visit to Namu). Well, this brunch favorite contains both and can be easily prepared in chez your kitchen for a flimsy $7.

Ingredients

  • 1 tbsp unsalted butter $1 for a stick
  • 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 2 medium shallots, peeled and sliced thinly $0.50
  • 6 eggs, lightly beaten $1.50
  • 1/8 cup half-and-half $1.50 for a pint
  • 3 tbsp cream cheese $1.50 for 8 oz.
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • fresh herbs, chopped (I like basil or parsley) $1 for a bunch

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  1. Heat butter and extra virgin olive oil in a medium frying pan over low heat. When butter has melted, add shallots and allow to caramelize, stirring only occasionally. This should take about 20 minutes.
  2. While shallots cook, whisk eggs with half-and-half.
  3. Once shallots have caramelized, increase heat to medium and add egg mixture. Stir occasionally. Once eggs are nearly done, drop the cream cheese in small globs over the eggs. Stir gently to incorporate.
  4. Once eggs have finished cooking, season with salt and pepper to taste.
  5. Serve eggs garnished with fresh herbs.