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Pecan Pie

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:40
  • Estimated Cost $15.50
  • 4 Comments

My friend Erik had a spectacularly awful week last week. I asked what I could do to help. He requested that I bake him a pecan pie. Of course I was happy to oblige.

Now, like any foodie worth her salt (pun definitely intended), I am well-aware of the problems with high fructose corn syrup , a product almost always called for in pecan pie recipes, so I had to do some tinkering to figure out how to make this pie corn syrup-free. The result was a lovely, gooey confection that didn’t have the sickeningly sweet aftertaste that some pecan pies leave. Success.

Ingredients

  • 2 eggs $1.50 for 6
  • 1 cup dark brown sugar, packed Pantry
  • 1/4 cup sugar Pantry
  • 1 stick butter, melted $1
  • 2 tbsp sour cream or yogurt $1.50 for 6 oz.
  • 2 tsp vanilla extract $4 for 4 oz.
  • pinch salt pantry
  • 1 tbsp flour pantry
  • 1 cup pecan halves $6
  • 1 prepared pie shell (buy one or make your own) $1.50

Recipe Serves 6-8

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.
  2. Whisk together eggs, brown sugar, regular sugar, melted butter, sour cream, vanilla, salt and flour until smooth and creamy. Stir in pecan halves. Pour mixture into prepared pie shell.
  3. Bake for 10 minutes, then reduce heat to 350 degrees F and bake for another 25-30 minutes, or until filling has set and crust is golden brown.

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Scrambled Eggs With Caramelized Shallots

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:25
  • Estimated Cost $7.00
  • 3 Comments

I once heard that food prepared in a restaurant tastes better than food you cook yourself because chefs use butter and shallots in everything (you may also recall this from my visit to Namu). Well, this brunch favorite contains both and can be easily prepared in chez your kitchen for a flimsy $7.

Ingredients

  • 1 tbsp unsalted butter $1 for a stick
  • 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 2 medium shallots, peeled and sliced thinly $0.50
  • 6 eggs, lightly beaten $1.50
  • 1/8 cup half-and-half $1.50 for a pint
  • 3 tbsp cream cheese $1.50 for 8 oz.
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • fresh herbs, chopped (I like basil or parsley) $1 for a bunch

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  1. Heat butter and extra virgin olive oil in a medium frying pan over low heat. When butter has melted, add shallots and allow to caramelize, stirring only occasionally. This should take about 20 minutes.
  2. While shallots cook, whisk eggs with half-and-half.
  3. Once shallots have caramelized, increase heat to medium and add egg mixture. Stir occasionally. Once eggs are nearly done, drop the cream cheese in small globs over the eggs. Stir gently to incorporate.
  4. Once eggs have finished cooking, season with salt and pepper to taste.
  5. Serve eggs garnished with fresh herbs.

Creamy Yogurt-Herb Dressing

My friend Rachel orders a side of ranch dressing with just about everything—way beyond salad. It doesn’t matter what is in front of her—she believes that nearly every food item is improved with a little drizzle of the creamy stuff. She laughs at my grimace as she happily swirls her sushi (or pizza or hamburger or spaghetti) in it.

While I normally subscribe to the school of thought that fresh salad greens need little more than a little good extra virgin olive oil and something acidic, such as balsamic vinegar or lemon juice to be palatable, I do see ranch dressing’s place in the world. My version, made with yogurt and olive oil instead of mayonnaise and buttermilk is light yet satisfying. Pour it over salad, or, if you’re like Rachel, whatever the hell you want.

Ingredients

  • 1 cup plain yogurt (whole milk or low-fat) $2 for a quart
  • 1 handful fresh basil leaves $1 for a bunch
  • 1 handful fresh cilantro or parsley leaves $1 for a bunch
  • juice of 1 lemon $0.50
  • 2 cloves garlic, peeled Pantry
  • pinch each of salt and pepper (more or less to taste) Pantry
  • 1/8 cup extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • pinch red pepper flakes $1.50 for 1 oz.

Directions

  1. Puree all ingredients in a blender or food processor. Store in an airtight container (a mason jar works well).

Makes about 1 1/4 cups salad dressing.

Capellini with Easiest Garlic-Basil Cream Sauce

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $7.50
  • 21 Comments

After a long week, I am two things: hungry and impatient. I want to eat and I don’t want to be fussy about it. This dish, made with quick-cooking capellini pasta and just a few other cheap ingredients is the answer to my cranky Friday night dinner woes. Plus, it’s nice enough to serve to guests.

Ingredients

  • 1 lb dried capellini (angel hair) pasta $1
  • 3 tbsp unsalted butter $1 for a stick
  • 2 tbsp olive oil Pantry
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 large handful fresh basil leaves, chopped very finely, plus more for garnish $1 for a bunch
  • 1 1/2 cups half-and-half $1.50 for a pint
  • 1/4 cup shredded Parmesan cheese, plus more for garnish $3 for 12 oz.
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Boil pasta in salted water according to package instructions. Drain, rinse and set aside.
  2. Melt butter over medium heat in a large frying pan. Add olive oil and stir gently to combine. Add garlic to pan and cook for 30-60 seconds--just until fragrant. Be careful not to burn the garlic.
  3. Reduce heat to low. Add pasta to the pan and toss using tongs, making sure the butter-olive oil mixture thoroughly coats all of the pasta. Pour the half-and-half over the pasta and toss using tongs to ensure that the liquid coats all of the capellini. Sprinkle the Parmesan and basil over the pasta and toss well. At this point a creamy sauce will have formed around the pasta. Season with salt and pepper.
  4. Serve immediately, garnished with more Parmesan and fresh basil.

Brown Sugar-Ginger Bread Pudding

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:30
  • Estimated Cost $10.00
  • 27 Comments

My friends Peter and Matt came over for dinner earlier this week, armed with great wine and a loaf of French bread. We drank nearly all of the wine, but made hardly a dent in the bread…which means it’s been sitting in its paper bag on my kitchen table, getting progressively harder and harder. By this morning, it was about 30 seconds away from being composted (or used as a hammer)…until a spicy-sweet brown sugar custard saved the day.

Ingredients

  • 3 tbsp unsalted butter $1 for a stick
  • 1/2 cup plus 4 tsp brown sugar Pantry
  • 1 pint half-and-half $1.50
  • 2 egg yolks $1.50 for 6 eggs
  • pinch salt Pantry
  • 1 small piece ginger, peeled and finely minced (about 1 tbsp) $0.50
  • 2 tsp vanilla extract $4 for 4 oz.
  • 1 baguette, preferably day-old, cut into 1" cubes $1.50

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Lightly butter 4 ramekins or 1 8" pan.
  2. Melt butter in a large pot over medium-high heat. Reduce heat to medium and stir in 1/2 cup brown sugar. Continue stirring until sugar has melted and begun to bubble (it will stick together before melting during this process--just keep stirring). Add the ginger and the vanilla.
  3. Slowly pour in the half-and-half, a little bit at a time. Keep stirring as you pour it in and then continue to stir until a creamy butterscotch-like sauce forms.
  4. In a separate bowl, lightly whisk the egg yolks. Use a ladle or measuring cup to scoop about 1/4 cup of the brown sugar mixture and slowly pour it into the egg yolks, whisking lightly to warm the eggs up without scrambling them.
  5. Slowly pour the egg mixture into the brown sugar mixture, continuing to whisk. Keep whisking until the mixture thickens, 1-2 minutes.
  6. Turn the burner off and pour bread cubes into the custard, stirring to ensure they are fully-soaked. Let sit for 5 minutes.
  7. Use a spatula or spoon to press the mixture into the prepared ramekins or pan. Top with remaining brown sugar.
  8. Bake for 25-30 minutes, or until the mixture has set. Serve warm or chilled.