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Spinach-Squash Quesadillas

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $11.00
  • 8 Comments

OK, I realize this is barely a recipe. It’s really just a bunch of stuff thrown into a tortilla and pan-fried, but honestly, it’s so yummy and easy and even moderately healthy, that I just had to share it with you. These make for a perfect snack, lunch or even a quick supper alongside a bowl of (soup).

Note: if you have some cooked, smashed squash lying around, use that, but honestly, canned, unsweetened pumpkin is just perfect and super-easy.

Ingredients

  • 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil, divided Pantry
  • 1/2 red onion, sliced thinly $0.50
  • 4 whole wheat burrito-size tortillas $2.50 for 12
  • 1/2 cup peeled, cooked, smashed squash (Pumpkin, Butternut, Winter squash, etc) $1.50
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 1/2 cup shredded cheddar, mozzarella or jack cheese $3.50 for 8 oz.
  • 1 cup fresh spinach $0.50
  • few dashes nutmeg $1.50 for 1 oz.

Recipe Serves 2

Directions

  1. Heat olive oil in a medium frying pan over medium heat. Add onions and cook for 3-5 minutes, until very fragrant and lightly browned. Remove from pan and set aside.
  2. Lay a tortilla on a clean, dry surface and spread with half of the smashed squash. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and top with half of the cheese, half of the spinach and half of the onions. Top with a dash of nutmeg and a second tortilla. Press gently to adhere. Repeat with the remaining quesadilla ingredients so you have 2 assembled quesadillas.
  3. Heat the remaining olive oil in the pan you used to cook the onions. Cook the quesadillas, one at a time over medium heat, for 2-3 minutes on each side, or until tortillas are brown and crispy and the cheese has melted.
  4. Cut into wedges and serve immediately.

Pumpkin-Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

  • Prep Time 1:00
  • Cook Time 0:15
  • Estimated Cost $14.00
  • 9 Comments

I may not follow sports very closely, but what kind of a San Francisco food blogger would I be if I didn’t acknowledge within a recipe the fact that my city’s baseball team is just one game away from winning the World Series? I mean, come on.

This decadent ice cream features orange and black (well, pale orange and very dark brown—but close enough), the Giants’ team colors, and a sweet-yet-earthy Fall flavor that would be delicious even if we weren’t on the precipice of victory.

Ingredients

  • 1 pint half-and-half $1
  • 3/4 cup sugar Pantry
  • 1 tsp cinnamon $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • dash nutmeg $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 1 tsp vanilla $4 for 4 oz.
  • 4 egg yolks, lightly beaten $1.50 for 12 eggs
  • 3/4 cup canned unsweetened pumpkin $1.50 for 15 oz.
  • 2/3 cup dark or semi-sweet chocolate chips (regular or mini) $3 for 8 oz.

Directions

  1. In a medium pot over medium heat, whisk together the half-and-half, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla. Cook, whisking constantly, until steaming.
  2. Slowly pour about 1/2 cup of the half-and-half mixture into the eggs and whisk to temper. Add tempered egg-half-and-half mixture to the pot. Whisk constantly until a very thick custard forms. This should take 8-10 minutes. Remove from heat, transfer to a bowl and allow to cool in the refrigerator for 20-25 minutes.
  3. Once mixture has cooled, whisk in the pumpkin. Stir well to ensure it is completely distributed. You should have a very thick orange custard at this point.
  4. Transfer the custard to an ice cream maker and churn according to manufacturer's directions. As soon as the mixture has turned to ice cream, pour in the chocolate chips and allow the machine to distribute them evenly.
  5. Freeze until just hard enough to scoop.

Go Giants!

Makes about 3 cups ice cream.

Sole with Goat Cheese, Lemon and Chives

  • Prep Time 0:10
  • Cook Time 0:12
  • Estimated Cost $14.00
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This dish takes 20 minutes to throw together, but still appears sophisticated. The long chives are a dramatic touch, making this dish a nice alternative to regular old baked fish. Sole is delicate yet buttery, so rich flavors of goat cheese and olive oil work nicely with it while the lemon and chives add nice freshness.

Ingredients

  • 4 oz. soft goat cheese $3.50 for 8 oz.
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced Pantry
  • 1 lemon--half juiced, half sliced into 4 thin rounds $0.50
  • 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil plus more for the pan Pantry
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 4 fillets (about 1/4 lb each) Dover sole $4
  • 1 bunch fresh chives $1

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Lightly oil a baking sheet and set aside.
  2. Use the back of a fork to mash the goat cheese with the garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, salt and pepper.
  3. Lay a sole fillet on a clean cutting board and use a butter knife or rubber spatula to spread it liberally with 1/4 of the goat cheese mixture. lay a small bunch of chives (7-8 long ones) in the center of the cheese, so that the fish and the chives form a cross.
  4. Gently roll the sole around the chives, cheese-side in, so the chives are sticking out of either end of the wrapped-up fish. Place on the prepared pan. Repeat with remaining fish, filling and chives.
  5. Top each sole roll-up with a slice of lemon and gently secure with a toothpick. Top with more pepper and bake for 10-12 minutes (check after 8 minutes to avoid over-cooking. The fish is done when it's tender but cooked-through and the cheese is warm and very soft.
  6. Serve immediately.

Sweet Potato-Scallion Pancakes

I subscribe to the philosophy that latkes need not be a seasonal food. Why wait all year to eat them solely in December, when their (very basic) ingredients are available year-round? I also subscribe to the philosophy that, if you have several jars of fresh applesauce sitting in your refrigerator, it would be practically criminal to not also make latkes. The sweet cinnamon and cardamom in the applesauce called for a less-than-traditional latke, so I used sweet potatoes with their nutrient-rich peels intact, and now my kitchen smells like what I can only imagine would happen if a Jewish deli moved next door to an Indian restaurant—in the best possible way.

Ingredients

  • 4 large sweet potatoes, peel intact, scrubbed and grated (about 3 1/2 cups grated sweet potato) $2
  • 3 scallions (green and white parts), sliced thinly $1 for a bunch
  • 2 eggs, lightly beaten $1.50 for 12
  • 1/8 cup flour Pantry
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • vegetable or olive oil, for frying Pantry
  • 1 cup Orange-Cardamom Applesauce (optional)

Recipe Serves 3-4

Directions

  1. Combine sweet potatoes, scallions, eggs flour, salt and pepper in a bowl and mix well with a wooden spoon. If mixture is too wet to form patties, add a pinch more flour.
  2. Heat about 1/8" oil in a large frying pan over medium-high heat. With damp hands, form 4" (diameter) patties and place directly into the hot oil. You will probably need to work in batches.
  3. Cook the sweet potato pancakes for 3-4 minutes on each side, or until a very crisp brown crust develops. Flip and cook on the other side.
  4. Before removing from heat, cut one pancake in half to check for internal done-ness.
  5. Drain the cooked pancakes on paper towels and serve immediately.
  6. It's certainly not required, but it's very much recommended that you eat these with Orange-Cardamom Applesauce. A little creme fraiche, sour cream or Greek yogurt would be good too.

Orange-Cardamom Applesauce

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:35
  • Estimated Cost $8.50
  • 3 Comments

Applesauce has developed a reputation as the least-sexy snack around, and for good reason. The prepackaged kind tends to consist of bland, runny pureed apples, sugar and preservatives. Not only that, but a major applesauce producer recently got all kinds of bad press for its apparent lack of workers union support. Clearly, you’re better off making your own, which is great because it’s absurdly easy and has the added benefit of making your house smell amazing.

Try one swirled into yogurt or spooned over sweet potato pancakes.

Ingredients

  • 3 lbs good cooking apples (Granny Smith, McIntosh, Fuji, etc), peeled, cored and chopped coarsely $3
  • Juice and zest of 2 oranges $1
  • 4 tbsp honey Pantry
  • 1 tsp ground cinnamon $1.50 for 1 oz.
  • 2 tsp ground cardamom $3 for 1 oz.
  • 1/2 tsp salt Pantry

Directions

  1. Combine all ingredients in a large pot with 1 1/2 cups water. Stir well and cover.
  2. Cook over medium-low heat for 30-35 minutes, or until apples completely break down. Use the back of a wooden spoon to gently smash the apple pieces once they begin to soften. Add more water if the applesauce gets too thick.
  3. Let cool slightly, then serve warm. Alternatively, let cool completely and store in an airtight container or in mason jars until ready to use.

Makes about 6 cups applesauce.