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Cranberry-Zinfandel Brownie Bites

  • Prep Time 0:30
  • Cook Time 0:18
  • Estimated Cost $12.50
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It just seemed obvious.

I had half of a bottle of Zinfandel left over from last night and dark chocolate on the mind (surely inspired spending Friday afternoon with my friend Julie, owner and chocolatier of Salt Side Down Chocolates), so I did the thing that made sense: I combined the two, studded the result with plump dried cranberries and popped it in the oven. Bliss.

Ingredients

  • 3/4 (6 tbsp) stick unsalted butter, plus more for greasing pan $1 for a stick
  • 2/3 cup inexpensive Zinfandel $2 for a bottle
  • 4 ounces semi-sweet chocolate chips $2 for a 12-oz. bag
  • 1/8 cup unsweetened cocoa $4 for 6 oz.
  • 1 cup sugar Pantry
  • 1 egg $1.50 for 12
  • 3/4 cup flour Pantry
  • 1/2 tsp salt Pantry
  • 1/4 cup dried cranberries $2

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350. Lightly butter a 12-cup mini-cupcake tray or an 8×8” square pan. Set aside.
  2. Combine the butter and wine in a small saucepan and cook over medium-high heat for 6-8 minutes, stirring constantly, until butter melts and wine has reduced. Reduce heat to medium, add chocolate chips and whisk gently until chocolate melts.
  3. Transfer melted chocolate-butter-wine mixture to a mixing bowl and whisk in cocoa, sugar, egg, flour and salt. Add about 1/8 cup water and whisk until mixture is very smooth.
  4. Pour into prepared muffin cups/pan and top each muffin cup (every 2 1/2 " if you're using an 8"x8" pan) with a few cranberries. Bake 15-18 minutes or until top is shiny and few crumbs cling to an inserted toothpick.
  5. Cool until the brownies are warm or room temperature and carefully remove from muffin cups (or cut into squares).

Makes 12 mini brownie bites or 8-10 square brownies.

Arancini di Riso with Creamy Tomato-Olive Sauce

  • Prep Time 0:25
  • Cook Time 0:20
  • Estimated Cost $8.50
  • 391 Comments

Risotto isn’t one of those dishes (like say, chili) that improves the following day. After a night in the fridge, formerly creamy, delicate risotto becomes gummy and dense. Fortunately, it’s nothing a little cheese and a dip into hot oil can’t cure.

Arancini di Riso is true Italian BrokeAss cooking. Hot, crispy balls of chewy Arborio rice filled with melted cheese, swimming in a simple-yet-decadent tomato sauce…what better dish to make on a dreary, rainy Sunday like today? Serve these as a fancy appetizer or add a green salad and/or a hot bowl of soup and call it supper.

Ingredients

  • extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 3 cloves garlic, chopped Pantry
  • 8-10 pitted Kalamata olives, chopped $2.50 for an 8-oz. jar
  • 1 15-oz. can fire-roasted tomatoes, drained $1.50
  • 1/8 cup half-and-half $1 for a pint
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 2 cups leftover risotto (any kind) 
  • 4 oz. easily melt-able white cheese (mozzarella, fontina, white cheddar, etc.), cut into 1/2" cubes $3.50 for 8 oz.
  • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour Pantry

Recipe Serves 2-4

Directions

  1. Heat 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil in a medium heavy-bottomed pot over medium heat. Add the garlic and cook 30 seconds-1 minute or until very fragrant (be careful not to burn it). Add chopped olives and fire-roasted tomatoes. Cook for 8-10 minutes or until tomatoes begin to break down. Puree in a blender, food processor or using an immersion blender directly in the pot. Stir in half-and-half and allow to cook for another 2-3 minutes. Season with salt and pepper to taste and set aside.
  2. To prepare the arancini, wet your hands lightly to prevent sticking. Scoop about 3 tbsp risotto and place it in the palm of your hand. Place a cube of cheese in the middle of the mound of rice and use your hands to shape the rice into a ball around the cheese. Once the ball has been formed, roll the ball lightly in the flour and set aside. Repeat with remaining rice, cheese and flour until all the arancini have been assembled.
  3. Heat about 1" olive oil in a large frying pan over medium-high heat. Cook the arancini in the hot oil until golden-brown and crispy on the outside. Work in batches if necessary. Cut into one arancini to make sure the cheese has melted before serving.
  4. To serve, spoon some of the sauce onto a platter or onto individual plates and top with the hot arancini. Serve immediately.

Lobster Risotto with Lemon and Mascarpone

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:25
  • Estimated Cost $15.50
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Well, it’s day 2 of the lobster extravaganza and I am going strong. My gorgeous Maine lobsters from OvernightLobster.com held up beautifully in the fridge after being cooked yesterday and so my mission to extend the lobster decadence as long as possible remains hopeful.

Today, one stunning lobster tail made its way into a rich and creamy risotto (made even richer and creamier by a few spoonfuls of luxurious Italian mascarpone cheese) and served to prove one of my favorite budget cooking proverbs, which states that a little bit of an expensive ingredient can go a long way.

This is absolutely not a side dish; this risotto is meant to be savored as a main course, perhaps after starting with a lemony green salad, and definitely followed by dessert.

Ingredients

  • 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 2 shallots, finely chopped $0.50
  • 1 cup raw Arborio rice $2 for 16 oz.
  • 3 1/2 cups lobster stock (see within this recipe for instructions
  • 1/2 cup frozen green peas $1.50 for 10 oz.
  • the tail from a cooked 2-lb lobster, shelled and chopped $8 ($18 for the whole lobster)
  • juice and zest of 1 lemon $0.50
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 3 tbsp mascarpone cheese, plus more for garnish $3 for 8 oz.

Recipe Serves 2-3

Directions

  1. Heat the olive oil over medium heat in a large pot. Add the shallots and cook for 1-2 minutes, or until soft and fragrant. Add the rice and allow to toast for 2-3 minutes, stirring occasionally to avoid scorching.
  2. Add the stock, 1/2 cup at a time, stirring occasionally to encourage absorption. Continue cooking until all the stock has been absorbed and the rice has become very creamy.
  3. Stir in the peas, 3/4 of the chopped lobster meat, the lemon juice and salt and pepper to taste.
  4. Just before serving, gently stir in the mascarpone.
  5. To serve, divide the risotto into bowls and top each bowl with a small spoonful of mascarpone, a few pieces of lobster and a pinch of the lemon zest.

Lobster-Parsnip Bisque

  • Prep Time 1:00
  • Cook Time 0:40
  • Estimated Cost $16.50
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I had never really thought about making a lobster dish…for obvious reasons. Beyond the fact that lobster is way out of my usual budget, hardshell lobster (the very best kind) comes from Maine, over 3,000 miles away, and the idea of eating a lobster that has been sitting on a refrigerated truck for a week is less-than-appealing to me.

Then, yesterday, I got in touch with Jim and John Sullivan, the Boston-based brothers and co-owners of OvernightLobster.com. I pretty much fell in love with them when they signed their initial email to me “Lobsterly Yours,” but my affection grew as I realized that they were able to ship me live hardshell lobsters from Maine, overnight, as the name suggests, at an absurdly low price. And so, the BrokeAss lobster dream was made reality.

Because lobsters are so special, I’m doing everything I can to stretch their deliciousness out as much as possible and so I used only the body and claws for this soup, which serves 4 (I’m saving the tail for tomorrow). The secret to this, I found, is in making a stock. After killing my lobsters, I made a large batch of very flavorful stock using their shells, garlic, salt, pepper and the seaweed they came packed in. This stock will find its way into dishes throughout the next few days as i experiment with the remaining lobster, and would make a great base for a seafood stew, a liquid for risotto or even the base of a dumpling soup. Parsnips and carrots give the soup body without distracting from the delicate lobster’s flavor. Real butter and cream are essential.

Ingredients

  • claws and body of a 2-lb lobster $12 ($18 for the whole lobster)
  • 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • 4 cloves garlic, smashed Pantry
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry
  • 3 tbsp butter $1 for a stick
  • 2 shallots, chopped $0.50
  • 2 carrots, peeled and chopped $0.50
  • 3 parsnips, peeled and chopped $1
  • 2 tbsp tomato paste $1 for a 4-oz. can
  • 1 tbsp all-purpose flour Pantry
  • 1/2 pint heavy cream $1.50

Recipe Serves 4

Directions

  1. If you haven't already killed your lobster, go here for help doing it humanely. Once the lobster has been killed, boil the lobster, covered, in a large pot of boiling water for 5 minutes.
  2. While the lobster cooks, fill the sink with cold water. Use tongs to remove the cooked lobster from the pot and transfer to the cold water. Let sit for 30 seconds or until it cools down.
  3. Use a sharp knife to chop the tail off. Wrap it up and save it for another recipe (coming tomorrow). Use a nutcracker or lobster/crab cracker to crack the shells of the body. Remove the head sac and liver and discard them.
  4. Carefully separate the lobster meat from the shells. Place the meat in an airtight container in the refrigerator until ready to use.
  5. Heat the extra virgin olive oil in a large pot over medium heat. Add the smashed garlic and cook for 30 seconds-1 minute or until very fragrant (make sure it does not burn). Add the lobster shells and cover with 12 cups water. If your lobster came packed in seaweed, add a handful of that too. Add 2 tsp. salt and 1 tsp pepper. Stir well and cover. Cook for 30-40 minutes over medium heat or until very fragrant. Strain, taste for seasoning and add more salt and/or pepper if necessary. Set aside.
  6. Heat the butter in a large soup pot over medium heat. Add the shallots and cook for 1-2 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add the carrots and parsnips and cook, stirring occasionally, for 2-3 minutes. Add the lobster meat and 6 cups of the stock. Stir well and cover. Once stock comes to a light boil, add the flour and whisk well to keep lumps from forming. Cook until carrots and parsnips are very soft, about 15 minutes. Add the tomato paste and whisk well.
  7. Add the cream slowly, whisking throughout. Let cook for 5-6 minutes. The liquid should be very creamy at this point.
  8. Puree soup until very, very smooth. Serve immediately.

Deep Dish Pizza with Spinach and Prosciutto

  • Prep Time 0:20
  • Cook Time 0:28
  • Estimated Cost $12.50
  • 5 Comments

I discovered deep dish pizza later in life. Until a couple of years ago, I believed that the only kind of pizza worth eating was the crisp, lightly-topped thin-crust variety, of which I am so fond. Boy, was I wrong.

Deep dish pizza is a totally different animal. With a thick-yet-crisp cornmeal-coated crust and an almost lasagna-like center, it must be eaten with a knife and fork. Also, the oil called for the pan is imperative—the bottom of the crust essentially fries in the hot oven, yielding a sturdy base for the cheesy, juicy toppings.

Please note that it is nearly impossible to look sexy while eating deep dish pizza. Eat this with someone who likes you already.

Ingredients

  • 1/8 cup extra virgin olive oil Pantry
  • flour for rolling Pantry
  • 1 recipe pizza dough $1.50
  • 3 tbsp cornmeal $2 for 10 oz.
  • 2/3 cup marinara sauce $2.50 for a 16-oz. jar
  • 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese $3 for 8 oz.
  • 3 slices prosciutto, cut into 2" pieces $2
  • 2 cups fresh spinach leaves $1
  • 1/4 red onion, chopped $0.50
  • salt and pepper to taste Pantry

Recipe Serves 3-4

Directions

  1. Heat oven to 450 degrees F. Pour the oil into an 8" cast iron or oven-proof heavy-bottomed pan. Swirl the oil around to ensure the entire bottom and edges of the pan are coated.
  2. On a floured surface, use your hands to pat the dough into a 10" circle. Sprinkle the cornmeal over the top of the dough and gently press down to adhere the cornmeal to the dough. Carefully transfer the pizza dough, cornmeal-side-down, to the prepared pan. Press the dough into the contours of the pan.
  3. Spoon the sauce over the dough. Top with the cheese, prosciutto, spinach and onion. Top with salt and pepper to taste (easy on the salt--the prosciutto is very salty).
  4. Bake for 26-28 minutes or until the crust is very crisp and begins to come away from the edges. The cheese should be melted and bubbly.
  5. Let cool for 5 minutes, then cut into wedges and serve.